AngryBug Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the leader of your daughter's Girl Scout troop is out of her mind.Annual fund-drive replaces selling cookies door-to-door with much more lucrative cross-border pot smuggling. NT: What Proffesor X does with Cerebro when nobody's looking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Heh heh heh, and now what I've been waiting for...the sexual fantasies of Mystique...better than free cable porn..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Annual fund-drive replaces selling cookies door-to-door with much more lucrative cross-border pot smuggling. NT: What Proffesor X does with Cerebro when nobody's looking... Let's check out Jean in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle A. Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And now for the only good reason to leave Wolverine on the team...shower time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kyle A., new topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Since there has been no new topic in quite a while: Signs the Master of your Ninja HERO character's martial arts dojo is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Since there has been no new topic in quite a while: Signs the Master of your Ninja HERO character's martial arts dojo is out of his mind. His "Wax on, Wax off" technique is just a cover for an auto detailing shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Since there has been no new topic in quite a while: Signs the Master of your Ninja HERO character's martial arts dojo is out of his mind. His Wax On, Wax Off technique isn't spelled 'w-a-x'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Signs the Master of your Ninja HERO character's martial arts dojo is out of his mind. His "wax on, wax off' technique doesn't involve cars at all......... NT: Bad names for the mystic artifact your Fantasy Hero party just found in the Lich's lair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad names for the mystic artifact your Fantasy Hero party just found in the Lich's lairThe Wang of Vecna. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad names for the mystic artifact your Fantasy Hero party just found in the Lich's lair Bob the artifact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad names for the mystic artifact your Fantasy Hero party just found in the Lich's lair The Magic 9-Ball -- OF DOOM! NT: Signs your buddy is plotting against you because you got to go to GenCon and he didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Magic 9-Ball -- OF DOOM! NT: Signs your buddy is plotting against you because you got to go to GenCon and he didn't. He changes his name to be almost the same as yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat you: Hey! How's it going I haven't seen you in almost a week! Friend: Welcome back...BASTARD! DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your buddy is plotting against you because you got to go to GenCon and he didn't.Your girlfriend starts accidently calling you by your buddy's name. NT: My kick-@ss pornstar name would be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: My kick-@ss pornstar name would be... Pajama Boy and the Boa of Bliss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: My kick-@ss pornstar name would be... The Schlongonator. The Nefarious Doctor Putz. Ace Tonker. Todger Rabbit. Dick Dastardly. Mister Large. Actress' Names: Gena Talia. Cat Asstrophy Titania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cobra Kahn NT: Lamest excuse you give your boss because you were saving the universe in your superheroic Identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cobra Kahn NT: Lamest excuse you give your boss because you were saving the universe in your superheroic Identity. I was vacuuming naked when ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lamest excuse you give your boss because you were saving the universe in your superheroic Identity. Would you beleive my car broke down in the only celluar dead spot in Millenium City? Then I had to take cover from a superbattle before I could find a phone to get a tow truck. Then I had to wait for the tow truck, and go with it to the garage to get my car fixed. And that is why I'm 10 minutes late to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Insomnia. Yeah, AGAIN. NT: The LAST thing you expect to find on your significant other's hard drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Insomnia. Yeah, AGAIN. NT: The LAST thing you expect to find on your significant other's hard drive. A troop of miniature space monkeys with little cyber-instruments, all of them playing the "Chocolate Marshmallow Potato Rutabaga Song" in between bouts of wild space monkey sex with George W Bush and the ghost of Herbert Hoover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The LAST thing you expect to find on your significant other's hard drive. Windows ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The life and death of Marat as performed by the inmates of an asylum under the direction of the Marquis de Sade. NT: Ways to get out of 'flying to the moon' with your significant other or someone you are dumping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Who's a little chubby dumpling? Who's a jelly belly?"[tickle][tickle] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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