MilkmanDan Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I have a freakishly massive groin and misshaped head, and was therefore a perfect option to star in a comic drawn by Rob Liefeld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I'm not a superhero. I'm shooting a reality show. Aren't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I hope one day to be drawn by Alex Ross. Who Doesn't???!!! ALEX ROSS :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: "Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross,--" C'mon now, everybody-- "Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross,--" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero As a physical dyslexic, I always wear my underpants on top of my jeans, and one thing just led to another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Who Doesn't???!!! ALEX ROSS :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: "Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross,--" C'mon now, everybody-- "Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross, Alex Ross,--" "Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep, --" What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Well, this guy came into the orphanage and said he was looking for a boy, aged 12 - 14 to become a superhero. So I said yes. The outfit he makes wear is a bit... odd. There's some brown stains on it, but he says I shouldn't worry about it. .. Hmm? Oh, okay, coming! Excuse me, Bruce says we have to go out. Catch you later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimble Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Funny thread...Here are a few more: Midlife Crisis. Where else can I wear a codpiece these days? When you pick up a meriorite and your skin turns into alien metal, what else are you going to do, huh? It was either this or stay home with the wife at night... I always wanted an Arch-Nemesis. I'll come up with more,soon. Grimble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualplayer Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I hope to become popular enough that Society will pay for my therapy. Someone else always picks up the check. To impress Jodie Foster. I fought the law and the law won. My high school guidance counselor said it would look good on my college aps. If it's a "costume," you can wear less than Brazilian beachgoers. I need something to write about in my blog. It was either this or work for change. My girlfriend has a fetish for it and if Momma's not happy, nobody's happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimble Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I just really like capes. Alergic to evil and there aren't any good medications...so it must be eradicated for the sake of my sinuses! Grimble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakboy6117 Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero thanks odd hat now i have to come up with a good power set for breaks easily lad though i think maybe changing the name to disintegrating boy would sound intimidating till he broke into tiny pieces BREAKS EASILY BOY "hold-fast villain! or face the wrath of DISINTEGRATING BOY!" VILLAIN 1 "Uh oh i don't want to be disintegrated we better surrender" VILLAIN 2 " Nah He don't look that tough!" WHAMMMMMM VILLAIN 2 "Huh where did he go? and whats this fine red mist? VILLAIN 1 "He disintegrated" VILLAIN 2 "Ewww" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I lost the coin-toss, so I have to be the good twin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicolenat Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Hahah, because a cat told you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelcyron Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Hahah' date=' because a cat told you [/quote'] Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies! Kelcyron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Justice League Wal*Mart Discount Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karma Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Do these count as bad: Fore-eyes: I've seen what happens if I don't. Karma:"Hero? Superbattles help cover the evidence of *my* criminal activities."No officer the supervillian must have given the diamonds to one of his mooks, I really hope you find them" How about: "I get to hang around and sometimes wrestle with women in skintight clothing (and sometimes even less). Who wouldn't have this job?" "I get to hang around and sometimes wrestle with men in skintight clothing and the WWF has these rules about superpowers" "Nag. Nag. Nag. I had to get out of the house. I had these superpowers and if I went into villainy and got caught and put in jail wouldn't *she* have a field-day?" "The kids won't listen to *Dad* when he tells them to brush their teeth, but Powerman..." "It gives me a socially accepatable reason to wear a mask. Why do I want to wear a mask? Never mind that..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "Well, I put together this costume so I could clean... uhm... 'personal items' in the dorm of my private religious college. Then somebody spotted me and... well... it just sorta snowballed from there." - The Vivacious Vib-raider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "Well, I was out tricking, and a cop saw me in this outfit and I needed some kind of explanation." "I retired from profession downhill skiing and I had to do SOMETHING with this outfit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "I get to beat people up, take their stuff, and feel good about it. I'm living the D&D lifestyle!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Soldier Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "The voices tell me what to do...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendou Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "Because I can't afford an indestructible costume without the subsidies superheroes get, and when you suddenly burst into flame without warning, clothing gets expensive otherwise......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero because i'm a frustrated prizefighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualplayer Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero If I have to be on a list of sexual predators, I want it to be the Best Dressed list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Lets just say there was a mix up with some spandex and an experimental adhesive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "What you call "aggravated assault' date='" I call justice."[/quote'] I just read the entire thread, and this one is my very, very favorite. I owe you Rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyldCard4 Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero 1. Because the old retired hero I gave the pep talk back into fighting the good fight sorta... Slaughtered everyone in New York. Now if anyone realizes that I had anything to do with that I would be lynched, so I need a good excuse for what I was doing at the time, and he happened to have a spare cape and flight belt in his closet, so I started flying grain to starving countries, and then the Justice Legion came by saying they needed new members and the telepath was giving me The Look so it all kinda snowballed into me being a hero, I may have to kill you now... *BANG* 2. Because the heroes started killing all the villains, it was this or be killed by Superdude. 3. Because my parents are very religious and the only way I could explain sneaking out to see my boyfriend was saying I was Kid Crusader, and they made me a costume and bought me the nice gagets so... 4. To spend time with my dad. 5. How else am I going to get a chance to meet vampires so they can turn me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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