Starwolf Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 I thought this fun... Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Light Raven Secret Identity: Phelix Bruner Special Power: Invisibility Transportation: Space Bathtub Weapon: Graviton Grenade Costume: Alligator Underwear Sidekick: Bones Nemesis: Arnold the Deadly Tragic Flaw: Addicted to solitaire Favorite Food: Cake Whats yours? http://www.humorscope.com/hero.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tancred Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today I'm having a Twilight Zone moment, here. I'm Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Demon Boy Secret Identity: Randy Hollingsworth Special Power: Invisibility Transportation: Turbo Rollerblades Weapon: X-Ray Whip Costume: Lead Coveralls Sidekick: Starling Nemesis: Harold the Yodeller Tragic Flaw: Laziness Favorite Food: Tacos How did it know I love tacos???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Name: Demon Snake Secret Identity: Will Johnson Special Power: Psychotronic Pinch Transportation: Magnetic Bicycle Weapon: Photon Whip Costume: Kevlar Cowl Sidekick: Samwise Nemesis: John the Unspeakable Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia Favorite Food: Cheetos ...I get friggin SAMWISE as my sidekick? Ech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Wow, it even came pretty close to the right power! Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Grey Guy Secret Identity: hyper man Special Power: Kinetic Push Transportation: Magnetic Minivan Weapon: Graviton Whip Costume: Silk Leotard Sidekick: Jumpin' Jim Nemesis: Marvin the Assassin Tragic Flaw: Big nose Favorite Food: Split Pea Soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monster Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Well, while I don't actually have a fear of flying, I do have a fear of heights, so that's not far off. I've never been on a skateboard in my life (for more than 0.84 seconds, at least). One of the guys in my regular group is named Eric...hmm...could it be...? Ion Blunderbuss...now THAT's a weapon I could get behind! Name: Black Lad Secret Identity: Special Power: Blazing Feet Transportation: Turbo Skateboard Weapon: Ion Blunderbuss Costume: Stainless Steel Overalls Sidekick: Samwise Nemesis: Eric the Ripper Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying Favorite Food: Melon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monster Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Well, while I don't actually have a fear of flying, I do have a fear of heights, so that's not far off. I've never been on a skateboard in my life (for more than 0.84 seconds, at least). One of the guys in my regular group is named Eric...hmm...could it be...? Ion Blunderbuss...now THAT's a weapon I could get behind! Name: Black Lad Secret Identity: Special Power: Blazing Feet Transportation: Turbo Skateboard Weapon: Ion Blunderbuss Costume: Stainless Steel Overalls Sidekick: Samwise Nemesis: Eric the Ripper Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying Favorite Food: Melon I did one for my wife, and she's got a Neutron Blunderbuss! What a team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Name: Green Brother Secret Identity: Chad Riley Special Power: Flight Transportation: Nuclear Bike Weapon: Meson Grenade Costume: Kevlar Boots Sidekick: Black Dan Nemesis: Arnold the Flatulent Tragic Flaw: Fear of spiders Favorite Food: Stroganoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today My costume is....boots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monster Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today My costume is....boots? Must be one o them "alternative" comix... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Name: Captain Lad Secret Identity: William Harris Special Power: Psionic Blast Transportation: Electric Rocket Weapon: Gamma Spear Costume: Leopard Skin Boots Sidekick: Pippin Nemesis: Tim the Sneaky Tragic Flaw: Fear of snakes Favorite Food: Stroganoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today One of the guys in my regular group is named Eric...hmm...could it be...? Yes. I took the test and my Nemesis came out to be Eric the Black. Multiple pseudonyms, obviously. But never fear: my Antimatter Plunger will carry the day for us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Name: Red Cat Secret Identity: ***** Special Power: Twisting Finger Transportation: Magnetic Umbrella Weapon: Ultra Grenade Costume: Hardened Skin Sidekick: Bones Nemesis: Nancy the Sneaky Tragic Flaw: Fear of snakes Favorite Food: Lasagna ----- At least E84 got some boots... Though twisting finger? ----- And my wife: Name: Scary Flame Secret Identity: ***** Special Power: Flaming Chopsticks Transportation: Turbo Plane Weapon: Electron Bolt Costume: String Helmet Sidekick: Pollonius Nemesis: Ming the Puzzler Tragic Flaw: Laziness Favorite Food: Split Pea Soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenIs Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Ok, this is super-weird: Name: Blue Guy Secret Identity: Bill C***** Special Power: Invisibility Transportation: Nuclear Jet Weapon: Psychotronic Grenade Costume: Electric Gauntlets Sidekick: Bobo Nemesis: John the Hideous Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia Favorite Food: Split Pea Soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today My costume is....boots? Mine's vinyl booties. I can't figure out if they tried to feminize "boots," or if I'd really be wearing just baby booties made of vinyl. I'm having a devil of a time trying to picture it. I keep cracking up laughing, you see. Well, at least nobody could see . . . Name: Madame Raven Secret Identity: Alice K***** Special Power: Invisibility Transportation: Space Minivan Weapon: Graviton Flare Costume: Vinyl Booties Sidekick: Caruthers Nemesis: Nancy the Ripper Tragic Flaw: Fear of water Favorite Food: Cake For Josh: Name: Thunder Snake Secret Identity: Josh K***** Special Power: Invisibility Transportation: Space Skateboard Weapon: Ultra Blunderbuss Costume: Electric Leotard Sidekick: Withers Nemesis: Eric the Yodeller Tragic Flaw: Fear of peanut butter Favorite Food: Peanuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today As long as he doesn't crush the peanuts, he's fine.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Name: Ice Guy Secret Identity: Vinny Brio Special Power: Bionic Fart Transportation: Wonder Horse Weapon: Psionic Blunderbuss Costume: Leather Cape Sidekick: Merry Nemesis: Jack the Assassin Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy Favorite Food: Raspberries ... So rife with irony I cannot come up with a quip to match it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Here's mine Name: Lightning Woman Secret Identity: ***** Special Power: Walk through walls Transportation: Nuclear Submarine Weapon: Ultra Flare Costume: Chain Cape Sidekick: Merry Nemesis: Cindy the Elder Tragic Flaw: Fear of timber wolves Favorite Food: Cheetos Now what on earth is a chain cape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Now what on earth is a chain cape? It's what you wear with a chain bikini, when you don't want to get too much sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekkidcarpenter Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Thunder Snake Secret Identity: Woger Frobelbush Special Power: Blazing Hands Transportation: Quantum Train Weapon: Flame Cannon Costume: Fibersteel Cowl Sidekick: Hop-a-long Cassie Nemesis: Tim the Younger Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying Favorite Food: French Toast Hah! All you fools running around naked with Boots or Booties are jeopardizing your secret ID. My feet might hurt, but at least no one knows what I look like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Calculating your superhero identity for the day... Accessing Victoria's Secret secrets... Attempting to contact your third grade teacher... Analyzing waveform data... Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Light Lad Secret Identity: Kim Foster Special Power: Blazing Energy Transportation: Nuclear Plane Weapon: Dimensional Flare Costume: Alligator Robe Sidekick: Hermione Nemesis: Jack the Blue Tragic Flaw: Addicted to email Favorite Food: Stroganoff I like the sidekick but with that robe I'll have Hunted: PETA for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steamteck Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today My costume is....boots? At least your feet are bullet resistant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Green Guy Secret Identity: (Classified) Special Power: Kinetic Fart Transportation: Turbo Submarine Weapon: Psychotronic Cutlass Costume: Hardened Shorts Sidekick: Samwise Nemesis: Jasmine the Younger Tragic Flaw: Big nose Favorite Food: Lasagna 'Hardened Shorts'? I guess that's appropriate, given Green Guy's 'Special' Power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Legs Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Calculating your superhero identity for the day... Searching secret NSA documents... Tuning quantum interferometer... Tossing electrons in the air... Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Silver Flame Secret Identity: Steel Legs Special Power: Kinetic Gaze Transportation: Magnetic Train Weapon: Graviton Whip Costume: Bulletproof Skin Sidekick: Bud Nemesis: Nancy the Flatulent Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia Favorite Food: Chocolate I love the name! The food is right. I can't decide which is worse the sidekick or the nemasis. I really want like more costume! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBaldy Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Thunder Dude Secret Identity: Joseph Geer Special Power: Psionic Push Transportation: Nuclear Skateboard Weapon: Quantum Sling Costume: Golden Coveralls Sidekick: Odd Job Nemesis: Arnold the Unspeakable Tragic Flaw: Addicted to solitaire Favorite Food: Salad Time to begin creating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenAge Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today Name: Blue Wolf Secret Identity: GoldenAge Special Power: Flight Transportation: Psionic Motorcycle Weapon: Neutron Cannon Costume: Leather Cape Sidekick: Black Dan Nemesis: Jasmine the Mad Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate Favorite Food: Tofu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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