Asperion Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not penicillin' date=' it's just ordinary bread mold.[/quote'] Q: That new meds seems to be giving me strange views. What was it anywhey? A: They are quiet at 250 decibels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They are quiet at 250 decibels. Q: So, Arthur, what did you think of the Disaster Area concert? A: Decorah, Iowa, on a Wednesday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Decorah, Iowa, on a Wednesday night. Q: Can you think of anyting more boring than this party? A: I got over 600 already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I got over 600 already Q: Is it true you're collecting hickeys? A: Just hicks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just hicks! Q: What kind of people do you find living in the sticks? A: You can take my steak when you pry it from my cold dead fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can take my steak when you pry it from my cold dead fingers. Q: What is the motto of the National Carnivores Association? A: King of the Highly Unlikely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: King of the Highly Unlikely Q: What was it about Moderately Quick Stewart that made Freddy Mercury reluctant to write a song about him? A: And I thought that was a softball question. I'd hate to hear your tough ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And I thought that was a softball question. I'd hate to hear your tough ones. Q: What is the seventy-nine thousand two hundred thirty-eighth decimal digit of pi? A: A question about softball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A question about softball. Q: Man, hitting the fast pitching is tough! What would it mean to ask for help figuring out how? A: If I'd known you were coming, I'd have grilled up some peanut butter and banana sandwiches and broken out the Vintage Coca-Cola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I'd known you were coming' date=' I'd have grilled up some peanut butter and banana sandwiches and broken out the Vintage Coca-Cola.[/quote'] Q: WHat would you say if I told you I was Bubba Ho-Tep? A: Not for a million picoseconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not for a million picoseconds. Q: How long will you suspend your disbelief in my ability to build public housing complexes using only hypnosis? A: Never mind; this brick's already asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How long will you suspend your disbelief in my ability to build public housing complexes using only hypnosis? A: Never mind; this brick's already asleep. Q: Should I hit Ironclad with the Vaarsuvi-Beem again? A: The biggest hardass in the system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The biggest hardass in the system. Q: What was Princess Leia's nickname on Alderann? A: But it ran so smoothly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But it ran so smoothly. Q: No, you MAY NOT use the chainsaw to cut up the tofu any more! Got that? A: Do that again, and the chef is likely to spike your dinner with cyanide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: No, you MAY NOT use the chainsaw to cut up the tofu any more! Got that? A: Do that again, and the chef is likely to spike your dinner with cyanide. Q: Why can't I use the chainsaw to cut up the tofu some more? A: A butt aneurism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A butt aneurism. Q: I'm gonna get what if I continue to use the chainsaw to cut up the tofu? A: A big, smelly, inedible mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A big' date=' smelly, inedible mess.[/quote'] Q: What do you have left after cutting up a block of Tofu with a chainsaw? A: You, sir, have achieved a level of tactical and strategic folly that even George Armstrong Custer would blanch at. If we're lucky, we won't get out of this alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you have left after cutting up a block of Tofu with a chainsaw? A: You, sir, have achieved a level of tactical and strategic folly that even George Armstrong Custer would blanch at. If we're lucky, we won't get out of this alive. Q: ...and after the fusion bomb has killed the mouse, we - why are you looking at me like that? A: It's a mix of genre favourites and concept art that will make the studio executives drool with anticipation, while the actual fans will be groaning over it's utter banality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a mix of genre favourites and concept art that will make the studio executives drool with anticipation' date=' while the actual fans will be groaning over it's utter banality.[/quote'] Q: Okay, so what's different about this season of Survivor? A: Samurai delicatessen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay' date=' so what's different about this season of [i']Survivor[/i]? A: Samurai delicatessen. Q: Where are you guaranteed to have to step over dozens of corpses of ninjas ? A: I'm not going to watch you die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not going to watch you die Q: I put your eyes out, but you disemboweled me and I've got mere seconds to live. What will you do next, foul fiend? A: Statistically, you are so hosed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Statistically, you are so hosed. Q: O.K., Go ahead and tell me the odds. A: I never should have pulled that thorn out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never should have pulled that thorn out. Q: What's the deal with that lion that's always following you around...? A: I know we all have our 'thorns in the flesh', but this is ridiculous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know we all have our 'thorns in the flesh'' date=' but this is ridiculous![/quote'] Q: Hasn't the boss of the Gotham underworld been putting on weight? A: You English are a ragger folk, your mothers are all lagger folk, your army is a bloody joke, you couldn't beat an artichoke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You English are a ragger folk' date=' your mothers are all lagger folk, your army is a bloody joke, you couldn't beat an artichoke![/quote'] Q: Man, British Sterling is really ticked off tonight. What'd Shamrock say to him, anyway? A: "Brickbat lingerie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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