ghost-angel Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So how did you like my home made tobasco sauce? A) Fifteen Minutes and 38 seconds of fame. You really overachieved. Q: What'd you think of my time as Cow-Tipper World Champion? A: Bring me a.... blue crayon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What'd you think of my time as Cow-Tipper World Champion? A: Bring me a.... blue crayon. Q: Oh great lord of all creation, tell me your heart's desire so I can fulfill it. A: 50 pounds of rump roast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Oh great lord of all creation, tell me your heart's desire so I can fulfill it. A: 50 pounds of rump roast. Q: Hey what happened to that pig from Green Acres? A: A fifty gallon bottle of vodka and a 2 ton winch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Tough Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey what happened to that pig from Green Acres? A: A fifty gallon bottle of vodka and a 2 ton winch. Q: Name two things you must bring on a blind date with a former East German athlete. A:The 2006 Winter Olympics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name two things you must bring on a blind date with a former East German athlete. A:The 2006 Winter Olympics. Q: What would you consider to be a good non-sequitar for a thread like this? A: Kicks like a mule but good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would you consider to be a good non-sequitar for a thread like this? A: Kicks like a mule but good. Q. What is this Donkey vodka like then ? A. I have ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is this Donkey vodka like then ? A. I have ears Q: How can we save the planet Captain Stupendous? A: Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What state is the largest in the US? A: Because he said so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . But why would you follow your friend over a cliff?! A: Great big whoppin' balls o' fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Great big whoppin' balls o' fire! Q: So after you've neutered the giant salamander, what do you have? A: My accountant told me it would reduce my tax burden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So after you've neutered the giant salamander, what do you have? A: My accountant told me it would reduce my tax burden. Q: So you are claiming to be dead for a year? A: Like it or not, Cake beat out Pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you are claiming to be dead for a year? A: Like it or not, Cake beat out Pie. Q) So what happened with your blinde date the pastry chef. A) Potentially disasterous, but impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what happened with your blinde date the pastry chef. A) Potentially disasterous, but impressive. Q: What would the weight-gain being married to a pastry chef be like? A: Tiddly-winks, but with manhole covers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think Grond does for fun? A: It had way too many arms to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think Grond does for fun? A: It had way too many arms to begin with. Q. Why have you redrawn the Indian goddess Kali as a meter maid ? A. Wait for me downstairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why have you redrawn the Indian goddess Kali as a meter maid ? A. Wait for me downstairs Q: What do you have hidden in your basement? A: But you never came. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you have hidden in your basement? A: But you never came. Q. Well our date turned out good didn't it ? A. Hes telling you everything you want to hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well our date turned out good didn't it ? A. Hes telling you everything you want to hear Q) Why does Bill Keyes Keep threatening me? Doesn't he know I'll crush him? A) It had frills but no thrills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) It had frills but no thrills. Q: So how'd the date go with the babe you brought in from the Victorian Era? A: We haven't had that spirit here since 1969. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how'd the date go with the babe you brought in from the Victorian Era? A: We haven't had that spirit here since 1969. Q: Think the ghost of christmas past will come this year? A: Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Think the ghost of christmas past will come this year? A: Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE. Q: Do you really beleive that everyone has had more sex than you? A: I love that video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I love that video.Q. How? How could you make a secret video of us and post it online after swearing to me that you'd never tell a soul we were together?! A. I'm afraid I'll never get to heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'm afraid I'll never get to heaven. Q:Yeah, OK, so we're lost on the Ethereal Plane. Why are you so worried? A: Less than half-a-ton of books; why do you ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Less than half-a-ton of books; why do you ask?Q. My goodness, Father, how did you get that bonfire burning so brightly? A. This is not my idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. My goodness, Father, how did you get that bonfire burning so brightly? A. This is not my idea. Q: Okay, we've got the penquins all lubed, and the choclate sprinkles just came in. Now, Whip Cream or no? A: And that's how we came to find the corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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