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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

I have a confession.

It's too much Info.

If you know me you may not want to read this.

No seriously, this could be bad for you in the mental image department

This is your penultimate warning click the spoiler space and I ain't responsible.

 

 

 

 

 

I telling you...

 

 

 

 

 

okay...

 

Turns out, I really like doing housework naked, there I said it. Bet you wish you'd never clicked the button, eh? :D

 

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Hey Champions Fans!

Go to the Champions Board, find the Hero Names thread and Rep Dynamo! The guy has compiled over 10k names for Heroes, SIlly Heroes, Furry Heroes and Hero teams in his thread and he just updated, left zipped .txt and .xls files of the work he's done. And after I whapped him he had 70 rep. If you've ever repped me for being a doofus, rep him for actually contributing. :)

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How much up would an upchuck chuck, if an upchuck could chuck up?

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says "That won't work, Lucius. 'up' does not sound like 'would' nor rhyme with 'could' so what's your point? You're not funny."

 

pps (Post Palindromedary Stuff) sometimes the palindromedary is a real drag.

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So give my eyes to the eye bank, give my blood to the blood bank. Make my hair into switches, put my teeth into rattles, sell my heart to the junkman. Give my spleen to the mayor. Hook my lungs to an engine. Stretch my guts down the avenue. Stick my head on a pike, plug my spine to the third rail, throw my liver and lights to the winner. Grind my nails up with sage and camphor and sell it under the counter. Set my hands in the window as a reminder. Take my name from me and make it a verb. Think of me when you run out of money. Remember me when you fall on the sidewalk. Mention me when they ask you what happened. I am everywhere under your feet.

 

-Luc Sante, "The Unknown Soldier"

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Just got my Peter S. Beagle newsletter. The preorder numbers are in for the Last Unicorn DVD, signed, and 1,627 people wound up ordering straight from the website.

 

They were expecting about 300, and ordered 1000. Heh.

 

I do not envy the writer's cramp the esteemed Mr. Beagle will have after all this is done.

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

'Stone In My Shoe'

lyrics by SCORPIONS

 

 

I keep on dancin' on the roof

Try not to fall, stay in the groove

A step too far. I'm out of place

Life beats you up some of these days

Just like a whisper there's a voice

Inside of me

It's sayin' you ain't got a choice

Well, can't you see

 

Ooh, when your world comes tumbling down

Ooh, you better find a way around

 

I keep on walkin' in the clouds

Find out what life is all about

I keep on runnin' away from here

To learn the grass ain't greener there

Just like a whisper there's a voice

Inside of me

It's sayin' you ain't got no choice

As you can see

 

Ooh, when your world comes tumbling down

Ooh, you better find a way around

Ooh, cause no one else but you

Ooh, can find the stone inside your shoe

 

Ooh, when your world comes tumbling down

Ooh, you better find a way around

Ooh, cause no one else but you

Ooh, can find the stone inside your shoe

 

Inside your shoe

Inside your shoe

Inside your shoe

Yeah

 

Keep rockin' in the street

Keep landing on your feet

Keep runnin' on and on

Still play my favorite blond

Keep rockin' mother earth

Just all around the world

These days mean safer sex

Get my survival pack

My orgasm isn't faked

Ooh Lord, I need a break

And what's annoying, too

Is that damn thing in my shoe

Ooh, there is a stone in my shoe

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