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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

It's not that I don't like the song, or the singer -

 

But how does she manage to sing the words "the hidden memory" in such a way that, until I looked at the lyrics, I could have sworn she was singing "the heat of the mummy?"

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary just remarks that if I think that's strange, I should go back to listening to Kate Bush.

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

My Dearest Tribble,

 

I must insist that you share Jeff Wayne with the rest of the former colonies. Send him and his entire War of the Worlds concert tour forthwith to the Eastern seaboard of the United States, or I shall be forced to write a more strongly worded letter. I feel it prudent to remind you that I have at my disposal all locked or forgotten threads, and all of the relentless shambling headless ascended provided to me so haphazardly by our larcenous lapine mutual ally. They could make a great smelly mess of London. Smellier, and messier, actually.

 

Yours,

 

BoneDaddy

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I went to a meeting today about some changes to the current projects we have in the office. The large meeting room was packed, but the meeting mercifully brief. It was really just an announcement of the changes, not a discussion, there is going to be some merging of projects, slight changes in some goals and some resultant project renaming, nothing earth-shattering.

 

A couple of folks weren't invited for some reason, and I'd undertaken to give them a summary afterwards. When they asked me for a rundown of events, I thought about how we are overburdened with crippling levels of bureaucracy, and the fact the term "modifications to reporting lines" had come up several times in the meeting, and came up with the following executive summary.

 

"We are still going to be using red tape" I said, "but we will be changing brands!"

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