death tribble Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Dear diary, RoboBazza being very silly. This means I will have to carpet bomb Australia with nukes. Ho hum ! Regards Death Tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Here's a funny story: i walked out of the workroom and I smelled something odd, vaguely like bacon and eggs. So I approach Sarah at the reference desk and ask "Do you smell bacon and eggs?" She nodded, replying "Someone just threw up in the lobby." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Actor Jim Carrey is my age, but in a picture of him in a News Story on IE's homepage he looks about 70. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings If a thousand people each owe me a million dollars, that doesn't make me a billionaire, any more than my ability to drink a gallon of water a day for ten thousand days makes me a swimming pool. The unspeakably venal and foolish notion that the simple fact of being a creditor equated to wealth and profitability has to be the single dumbest thing to happen in economic history, and it's going to bite every last one of our developed asses all over every developed nation. Narratio can go his in-laws and hide out while the rest of us figure out that every one of our global financial institutions has been involved in a Ponzi scheme, and there's really only about three hundred bucks between the lot of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I have just invented a new Hero sandwich. Ali Larter on one side, Nora Gray Cabey on the other and me in the middle. what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Well, I'm not sure if it is a glitch or if I just can't see mine. But since the calendar is disabled I don't know why its not showing today is my birthday. I got an email from the Hero Games Message Boards congratulating me and everything. Oh and Happy Birthday to Fry Daddy and Krazydave as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Marcel Marceau is dead. His last words were: " ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings This seems like the sort of book a lot of people here would appreciate. Young Adult, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings You know...if this is what i have to look forward to every time we want to have another gamer baby, this may be the only one we have. The back pains, contractions, upset stomach, and exhaustedness is making me nuts. About the only thing that'll make it all go away is going into active labor (where contractions are 5 minutes or less apart or last a really long time)...and pop this gamer out. Like I've said my whole pregnancy...he's stubborn just like his dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Ah yes, university IT bureaucracy. Policies get laid down by a some Wonk On High, and never mind that in practice those work out to being equivalent to requiring that you call the helpdesk to send an attendant to undo your fly and wipe your anus every time you use the restrooom. Now, this might well be true for the Wonk On High, but said Wonk On High ought to recognize that it is required in the nature of universities to have people with a bit more technical competence than him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Top ten "Rep the person above" participants, with number of participations: Edsel 564 Mightybec 481 death tribble 363 Bazza 278 tkdguy 275 Susano 215 Hyper-Man 175 NightStick 142 James Gillen 120 assault 107 Top ten rep rankings: Susano Death Tribble Bazza Edsel tkdguy Hyper-Man L. Marcus Klytus Hermit OzMike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings If anyone else can claim that he sprained his ankle because of a UTI, I want to hear that story. It can't possibly be as embarrassing as mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Sticker on keyboard of my workstation, which had been rebooted and my password reset without notifying me: "For assistance please email helpdesk@.org". Good thing it wasn't after hours. I'd've been s.o.l. until I could talk ftf to someone who could send that email for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings BOOYAH!!! I just did the 'impossible' at work! We requested a small feature from a company that hosts our catalog search, and they said "Sorry, that's impossible." Now, we know other libraries that have this feature active, so we know they're lying. Lazy or stupid, it doesn't matter, because I just figured it out! Me! i'm not a coder, but I solved this one! I am en fuego!! *happy dance* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Note to self: henceforth, when paying the bills, make sure you are using the checkbook corresponding to the account that actually has money in it. Moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Melvin's back for one day and all ready he's closing threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Google has language interfaces for Elmer Fudd, Bork bork bork, etc. What they really need is a language interface called "Beer", through which everything looks good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings This is fun: Our IT department at work. Everyone's email password expired today, but they neglected to tell anyone. After several people couldn't log in...they sent an email about it. I thought this stuff only happened in the movies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Anyone like Blade Runner? detailed Q&A with Ridley Scott from Wired magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Mini trip report from my mini-vacation to Santa Fe / Albuqerque: Days away: 6 Miles driven: ~500 Fun had: Lots! Meals eaten in NM: 14 Meals eaten involving chile (red or green): 10 Games played: 1 Games reminisced about: Lost count. Friends seen: 13 (plus another 20 or so work friends from the meeting I was attending) # of times we've visited NM in the 3 years since moving to Denver: 6 NM Friends who complained we don't visit enough: 8 # of times those friends have visited us in Denver (average): 0.6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Mini trip report from my mini-vacation to Santa Fe / Albuqerque: Days away: 6 Miles driven: ~500 Fun had: Lots! Meals eaten in NM: 14 Meals eaten involving chile (red or green): 10 Games played: 1 Games reminisced about: Lost count. Friends seen: 13 (plus another 20 or so work friends from the meeting I was attending) # of times we've visited NM in the 3 years since moving to Denver: 6 NM Friends who complained we don't visit enough: 8 # of times those friends have visited us in Denver (average): 0.6 Chance to post at HGD: Priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiggins Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings felicitas est parvus canis calidus. That's latin for "Happiness is a warm puppy":p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I don't hate mondays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Students get the giggles when the instructor tells them, verbatim, "The last lab's a b*tch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Fellowship of the Dice Fellowship of the Dice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellowship_of_the_Dice_%28film%29 Never mind what I was looking for, that's what I found.... Lucius Alexander Have you seen my palindromedary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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