Old Man Posted September 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 Three weeks in, the Bills and 49ers are undefeated, and the Steelers are winless. Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 ...and there are already some morons idiots peckerwood jackasses 'fans' in Denver convinced that Vic Fangio can't coach and longing for the glory days of Vance Joseph. Me → ← Those fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 There's a similar bandwagon at the moment around Seattle about Chris Carson and holding onto the football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 Cam Newton's "foot problem" is a Lisfranc injury. Don't tell Chad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 55 minutes ago, Old Man said: Cam Newton's "foot problem" is a Lisfranc injury. Don't tell Chad. I will mourn in my own way. By rooting for his understudy and cry in a corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 Wow that Nick Chubb is fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 and the Browns beat the F'n Ravens Iuz the Evil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 Wow, the Broncos have looked like an actual NFL team in the first half against Jacksonville. We'll see if it holds up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 On 9/18/2019 at 1:23 PM, Cancer said: This being the NFL's 100th, promo stuff is happening, including letting (at least in Seattle) fans vote on "Greatest moment in franchise history". IMO these always end up heavily overweighting things from the most recent decade. For Seattle, the four choices (here's the voting page) are the 2010 Beastquake run, the Richard Sherman tip/Malcolm Smith pick in the 2013 NFC title game, the Wilson/Kearse overtime TD in the 2014 NFC title game, and then a 1988 play where Steve Largent annihilates a Broncos DB who'd made a pick (and with whom Largent had ... a little history) and then recovers the fumble himself. If they do this for the Patriots, I'd vote for the 1982 Snowplow Game where at the end of the game on their home field, the Patriots' coach had a snowplow go out onto the field to clear out a spot so their kicker could easily do a field goal. Then they got away with it because at the time there wasn't a specific NFL rule in existence preventing a team from having a snowplow go out onto the field in the middle of the game to clear out a spot for the kicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Woo woo, the Ofers beat the Rams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 3 hours ago, archer said: If they do this for the Patriots, I'd vote for the 1982 Snowplow Game where at the end of the game on their home field, the Patriots' coach had a snowplow go out onto the field to clear out a spot so their kicker could easily do a field goal. Then they got away with it because at the time there wasn't a specific NFL rule in existence preventing a team from having a snowplow go out onto the field in the middle of the game to clear out a spot for the kicker. The really funny bit was the guy running the snowplow was a furloughed prisoner. His crime? Burglary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 I've come to the realization that I didn't hate the Giants so much as I hated the whiner who whined his way out of San Diego after being drafted. I feel like another team has been added to the league. Uniforms are still ugly though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 We lost to Chicago. SOB ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Raiders' Vontaze Burfict suspended for remainder of 2019 season Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 So the Donkeys are now 0-4, with two home losses on last-second field goals. But at least it can't get worse, right....? Broncos' Bradley Chubb reportedly tears ACL in loss to Jaguars, ending his 2019 season Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 Fortunately we don't know anyone crazy enough to be a Broncos fan, do we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 A warning about tomorrow night's Rams-Squawks game: Seattle has announced they will be wearing their "Action Green" uniforms. The ones that look like they were dyed in the yellow-green highlighter. (EDIT: I originally typed "died" in the above. Freudian.) If you (1) intend to watch the game, and (2) still have access to an ancient black-and-white TV, you might consider setting up the color-blind old box. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 I would not call that a convincing win, but on the grace of a missed 44-yard FG by a former Black Hole*, Seattle gets the W over the Rams. ---- * Reference to my team in last year's fantasy football activity on these boards. Not only does all I touch turn to s--t, it stays that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 20 minutes ago, Cancer said: I would not call that a convincing win, but on the grace of a missed 44-yard FG by a former Black Hole*, Seattle gets the W over the Rams. ---- * Reference to my team in last year's fantasy football activity on these boards. Not only does all I touch turn to s--t, it stays that way! And suddenly the NFC West got a lot more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 Quote Wilson’s lifetime of righteous living was rewarded as the ball somehow found its way to the back left corner of the endzone. To all of us idiots it looked like he was throwing it away, but as the ball headed out of bounds, it was speared by a tiny angel clad resplendently in atomic vomit. Tyler Lockett stretched his child-like frame up to full adult size as he dragged his toes along the turf. He snagged the spiral with his feet in bounds by two fake blades of grass for the most impressive play of the year. I mean, that throw was impossible. Yeah, from a fanzone, but I'm not sure even I could have come up with "a tiny angel clad resplendently in atomic vomit." EDIT: During my class, it occurred to me that "antimatter phlegm" might have been better, considering the not-of-this-universe color of those uniforms. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 C'mon Slurs! Beat the mislabeled neofascists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 Is it that bad already? Apparently.... Broncos moving closer to fire sale, and even Von Miller could be moved before deadline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, Cancer said: C'mon Slurs! Beat the mislabeled neofascists! Is "meteor" an option? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Huh. Lose at home to the Jaguars one week, beat the Chargers on the road the following week? It's a strange, strange league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 GOOOO CLOTS! BEAT THE THIEVES!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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