Bazza Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Hero System 15th edition. Lord Liaden and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Cold fusion generator (the size of a deck of cards) Meta-gene elixer Electoral college quantum manipulator Reality bomb Orion slave girl Blackrazor Probably some other stuff way too dangerous for sale YOu sure, an Orion slave girl isn't too dangerous for sale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Almagest 2.0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 YOu sure, an Orion slave girl isn't too dangerous for sale? Those aren't that dangerous. If you want dangerous, try the Terran slave girls. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary suggests updating your will first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 knowing my nature, the wrong end of a slave ship. "Do I get a phone call?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Xenomorph sex toys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 YOu sure, an Orion slave girl isn't too dangerous for sale? Definitely. Might lose all will to leave the house. Completely kill ambition. Very dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Q: What would YOU find in an alien black market? A: The collected inventory of an alien black market! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 An alien black marker. It makes black marks and permits writing or drawing on most surfaces. It fulfills the same function as a familiar black marker, but does so via principles unknown to Human science. Returning to Earth with it could revolutionize the office supply industry. Lucius Alexander Except the palindromedary ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 An aquamarine power ring. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 An aquamarine power ring. Is the colour blue, or blue-green? (Asking for a friend) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 I always wanted a pair of peril sensitive sunglasses. Burrito Boy, Logan D. Hurricanes and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Babel fish or Translator microbes Babel fish infected with translator microbes. This means the fish and microbes understand each other perfectly but neither functions properly for anyone else. Lucius Alexander Let me stick this palindromedary in your ear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Amelia Earhart. Malaysian Airline Flight 370. USS Cyclops. Descendants of the Easter Island civilization. My faith in humanity. THe crew of Marie Celeste frozen in carbonite? And you know you never had faith in humanity, that cant still what doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Sapient "pets". Violates anti-slavery laws. The fragments of a destroyed black monolith once worshipped as a god. Officially sacrilege. Unauthorized memory recordings. "Spice". Addictive and boosts psychic powers. Animal pelts from interdicted planets. Maps of hyperspace shortcuts useful for smugglers Military hardware Anti-detection gear Reconfigurable sexbots "Laundered" transponders Tribbles Symbionts Souvenir postcards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 An "I went to Mustafar and all I got was incinerated and this lousy T-shirt" T-shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 A chrono-synclastic infindibulum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 A Martian named Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Recordings from the alternate universe where Jim Hendrex didn't die at 27, but lived to do a couple of albums with Emerson Lake & Palmer. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Fermat's proof that was too large to fit into the margin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 A fully functional retroencabulator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 The Star Trek Enterprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKJAM! Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 The alien equivalent of drugs that haven't gone through FDA approval processes. Sure, they might enhance muscle growth or cure N'tarrkan Red Plaque, but the side effects haven't been fully tested. Or they might not work at all...on the species they were created for. What, like you're going to call the cops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Black Market plastic surgery "You said you wanted to lose twenty pounds, so I shrunk you by 10%....what? It's the easiest way..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 I have to recommend keeping in mind the "black market" part of the request. Suggestions really ought to include reasons why said items wouldn't be freely available for trade, unless that's implicit in the description of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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