Graywolf777 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall Stilt Man... oh wait, lame villain that's right, though he did claim he was trying to become a hero just before the Punisher killed him. I'm going to have to go with Uncle Sam (DC comics) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall a woman able to retain water at super hero levels I've known too many women who claimed to have that power... for three or four days a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall I've known too many women who claimed to have that power... for three or four days a month. Now imagine being super hot chicky and going to ready for the juicer levels after a shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall Skateman Scroll down the page a bit - he's the second picture down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BNakagawa Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall FIGHT-MAN! He's Bill and Ted's favorite superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall There are no lame heroes, only lame writers/editors that don't know how to make them great. I need write only two words to disprove your claim: "Skate Man". (Of course Animal Man was kinda lame before Moore got his hands on him. Afterwards...still lame. Only now he was surrounded by weird distracting surreal junk and wore a leather jacket over his tights.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 His partner helps carry him, though... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: His partner helps carry him, though... . He was cool. If only he wasn't saddled with that good-for-nothing Angel Summoner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: His partner helps carry him, though... . Sadly I could see both characters in the same 350 point game where the GM wasn't paying much attention to the where the players spent their points. A hundred points in Summon can go a long way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall Toe-Tapper "He's a great dancer, has a few MA moves, and if he hits you with his cane you start dancing." "And?" "Um, that's it." "Start over, idjit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall evilheart archie andrews rival reggie mantle as a super -hero he was supposed to be a super-villian if i remember correctly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: declare a mistrial OBJECTION. your honor' date=' the counsel is badgering the witness . . .[/quote'] Hey, what do I have to do with this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidume Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall Anyone in Hero Hotline: Stretch - Tom Longacre, like the Elongated Man he drinks Gingold to gain stretching powers, but prolonged use of Gingold meant that his body's bones and muscles even at rest have so much more elasticity and give, that Stretch has trouble maintaining human form. Microwavebelle - Belle Jackson, amateur scientist who made a device that confers microwave powers and flight. Private Eyes - Lester Lee, private detective with goggles that give telescopic, x-ray, microscopic, and infra-red vision. Diamondette - Diana Theotocopoulos, can make her hands as hard as diamond. Voice-Over - Andy Greenwald, power of super ventriloquism, accomplished vocal mimic. Fred - Invisible and intangible crewmember (possibly a creation of Voice-Over) Mister Muscle - Sturgis Butterfield, is an obsessive bodybuilder, weightlifter and narcissist. Hotshot - Billy Lefferts, meta-human able to shoot fireballs. Zeep the Living Sponge - A living bath sponge, campaigner for super-hero rights and fair pay. Marie the Psychic Turtle - A sentient psychic turtle. Or the Inferior Five. Individuals: Harlequin (aka "Joker's Daughter"), Mal, Bluejay, Jester . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall I keep reading this thread as "Lame Superhero Recall" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall joxer the mighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall Almost all the superheroes in The Tick, especially Die Fledermaus and the Civic-minded Five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall Objection, Your Honor, this is rank speculation: the question asks the witness to guess the answer rather than to rely on known facts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godjam Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall Without a doubt Fantomex- Waters his head, wears stupid white rubber suit and his mutant 'gift'- a ship flew out of his mouth. (At least he claimed it was his mouth- could've been another orifice...). Also under the delusion that women are actually attracted to him after mere minutes of conversation (it's the tilt of there hips, you see...). And mysteriously Prof X is unable to read his mind (possibly because it's absent). Proof positive that Grant Morrison can occasionally come up with a truly stupid, lamea** character. Fantomex is unforgivable because he thinks he's so amazing, but really isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall Every single entry in European Enemies. A few of them could be saved... if you worked at it. But, yeah, EE has some of the worst characters I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall I like her and all, don't get me wrong, but.. Bane Kerac's Cat Claw had pretty much the power to lose her costume.. Oh, sure, there were the powers of a housecat, too, but it was costume-losing that was featured more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall Do any of the contestants on Who wants to be a Superhero count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall I'm a little surprised nobody's mentioned these three yet.... Okay, I can see Zan and Jayna being useful sometimes. But the monkey sidekick's gotta go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatus Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: His partner helps carry him, though... . superb; although I think, the Angel Summoner was the lame character here:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall from the 1960's tv show super six the flying guitar rider SUPER BOING ZIP, ZAM, ZOWIE AND SWOOSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaras Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Lame Superhero Rollcall Adam Warlock Captain America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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