Enforcer84 Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "If I wasn't married, I'd give you a proper rogering." "OK. What's a rogering?" "...you've never heard that term?" "No." "I guess I'll have to show you, then." "Great! Sounds like fun!" Thanks again, bunneh, it was an informative evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Run! Run like the wind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Hey dude, those girls walk faster than you drive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. 'I used to be scared of the Roper in AD+D. Until I figured out that it was a disabled Squid with rage and inferiority issues' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Context Best Left Alone: "and while I won't compare that to Patton Oswalt's gay metal jokes; I like to think I handled it better...thereby equating making fun of 80's metal and the trials of having an autistic child, despite my earlier claim." "So, I'm like an Osmond. Except I'm a little bit douchey rather than Rock and Roll." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapsedgamer Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. 'I used to be scared of the Roper in AD+D. Until I figured out that it was a disabled Squid with rage and inferiority issues' So you've worked with my old boss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapsedgamer Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "If I wasn't married, I'd give you a proper rogering." "OK. What's a rogering?" "...you've never heard that term?" "No." "I guess I'll have to show you, then." "Great! Sounds like fun!" Damn you. Why is your life so much better than mine? I suppose you could teach me, but of course you would have to charge. Still, it might be worth it for banter like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Geez, people take offense so easily. All I said was, "No, I don't own a truck, for two reasons. One: I seldom find myself needing to haul 2 tons of cargo through the trackless jungles of Borneo, so I don't need one for that. And two: My penis is already pretty big, so I don't need a mechanized surrogate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Damn you. Why is your life so much better than mine? I suppose you could teach me' date=' but of course you would have to charge. Still, it might be worth it for banter like that.[/quote'] I credit it entirely on the ability to be without any shame whatsoever. I'm not sure that's a skill I can teach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Cat: OK, I purred. Feed me. Me: Again?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Ah, the other shoe finally dropped. And her bloody foot's still in it. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary decides that some things are much better without context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "If I wasn't married, I'd give you a proper rogering." "OK. What's a rogering?" "...you've never heard that term?" "No." "I guess I'll have to show you, then." "Great! Sounds like fun!" I must spread rep around.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From work: "This has gone from problem to crisis to disaster to unmitigated disaster in about twenty seconds, that must be some kind of record." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Wouldn't it be nice if there were vampires? Then there wouldn't be any criminals out at night; just vampires." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. It made me laugh "There are too many Greek gods for me to keep straight, since as a child I didn't have action figures as a learning tool." - Roger Ebert from his review of Clash of the Titans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A friend and I are discussing elements of the campaign world he is working on, at the moment chewing over the fallen empire which is now faded in history... "Well, look at the Greeks. They once ruled the world, now they can't balance a checkboook." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A friend and I are discussing elements of the campaign world he is working on, at the moment chewing over the fallen empire which is now faded in history... "Well, look at the Greeks. They once ruled the world, now they can't balance a checkboook." Look at the Americans. Once they could balance a checkbook, now they rule the world. Lucius Alexander Look at the Palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Look at the Americans. Once they could balance a checkbook, now they rule the world. Lucius Alexander Look at the Palindromedary Funny ol' world, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Funny in an "Oh, God, no!" kinda way. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapsedgamer Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Look at the Americans. Once they could balance a checkbook, now they rule the world. Lucius Alexander Look at the Palindromedary Repped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Hey everyone! I've been incredibly silent for awhile. Sorry about that! So to make up for it, here's a bunch of quotes! It's a good thing I don't know KungFu... I'd kick her in the face. Ali 3/11/10 The hippies are in front of us! If they start smoking funny stuff I'm outta here. Mom 3/11/10 Yoga: Helping American women get kinky since... uh... the early nineties? Ali 3/12/10 Iloveamaninuniform! ... That was a drive by compliment. Ali 3/17/10 "This water is gross." "It's electrolytes! Boogey Oogey Oogey!" Jamie and Ali 3/18/10 "You said 'I feel like a vibrating dragon when I drink that'!" "No, I said 'fire-breathing'" Ali and Candace 3/20/10 It's a f***ing spirograph of darkness. Ali 3/22/10 "He starts to perspire." "Expire?" "Yeah." "Ha! He sweats to death!" Steve and Ali 3/22/10 "Looks like somebody's got a case of-" "DON'T YOU SAY IT! DON'T YOU F***ING SAY IT!" Boss and Ali 3/29/10 "Do you think you'd get a contact high from making out with Doug Benson?" "I would be more than happy to find out." Seth and Ali 3/30/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapsedgamer Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Who is this Ali? She seems like a blast to hang out with. And...quoting one of my coworkers talking about another one of our coworkers: "His s*** isn't even together adjacent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Ali = CranialSpasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Yoga: Helping American women get kinky since... uh... the early nineties? Ali 3/12/10 Try sixties Lucius Alexander the palindromedary remarks that it goes back farther, but that's when it became a household word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From an online 'discussion' with a wing-nut earlier this week: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness... it's right there in the damn constitution." And me: I didn't have the heart to explain... sometimes they just make it toooo easy. Don't look at me, Xavier Onassiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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