John T Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A Bag Of Holding in training. More like a Bag of Devouring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Om nom nom!, it said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: (At the beginning of the tour) The office looks pretty much like any normal business. Cubicals, offices, people working. But every once in a while, you'll walk past someone's desk and there'll be hard-core pr0n on their computer. So it can be a little surreal. Her: (Almost at the end of the tour) Huh. I dunno. So far it doesn't seem that surreal. It seems just like a normal office to me. ...Oh my god, that guy's watching porn on his computer!!! Me: (Deadpan) Ayup. Pretty surreal, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: (At the beginning of the tour) The office looks pretty much like any normal business. Cubicals, offices, people working. But every once in a while, you'll walk past someone's desk and there'll be hard-core pr0n on their computer. So it can be a little surreal. Her: (Almost at the end of the tour) Huh. I dunno. So far it doesn't seem that surreal. It seems just like a normal office to me. ...Oh my god, that guy's watching porn on his computer!!! Me: (Deadpan) Ayup. Pretty surreal, huh? I think I'd like a job where watching porn at work was encouraged, nay, required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I think I'd like a job where watching porn at work was encouraged' date=' nay, required.[/quote'] Considering that watching p0rn on my PC is usually what heralds my engaging in "stress relief", its just as well that I do not have such a job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I think I'd like a job where watching porn at work was encouraged' date=' nay, required.[/quote'] You'd think so, but after a while it can get a bit old. Believe it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. You'd think so' date=' but after a while it can get a bit old. Believe it or not.[/quote'] I understand the Hershey factory allows workers to take stuff home. It's cheaper than having security stop it, because the workers eventually get sick of chocolate and stop taking stuff home. So, yes, I believe it. But I'd still like the option... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. You'd think so' date=' but after a while it can get a bit old. Believe it or not.[/quote'] My brother-in-law worked as a game tester for a while. I imagine it is a similar effect, in that you can enjoy gaming, but going over the same section of a game ten or a hundred or more times can put you off all games for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: I'm taking a driving test today. Coworker: Where are you taking it. Me: The golf course. CW: Funny, I took mine at the DMV. Me: Wouldn't that break the windows? CW: What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Bunneh.....where do you work??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "How would a bobblehead of me look like?" "Just look in the mirror." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Bunneh.....where do you work??? I thought everyone knew by now. Lucius Alexander Except the palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. The palindromedary is an innocent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Well, can you at least tell me if watching pornography openly on your computer while at work is part and parcel of the job, or just something that for some reason doesn't get you fired?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Well' date=' can you at least tell me if watching pornography openly on your computer while at work is part and parcel of the job, or just something that for some reason doesn't get you fired?!?[/quote']"Adult Entertainment Industry" is the propper term I believe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Bigbywolfe is correct. I work in the Adult Entertainment industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. *Scratches head* Huh. Learn something new every day I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. *Scratches head* Huh. Learn something new every day I guess. Yeah. Especially when you work in the adult entertainment industry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. The modern pr0n biz has left the Kama Sutra lightyears behind. Anyway, two friends talk in their sleep. He: "Well, this is a tough one. We have to re-assess when we've got all the facts on hand and go from there." She: "Where's the ketchup bottle? Where. Is. The ketchup. Bottle?!" Both retain their personalities in sleep, it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. .....Wait, why were you watching them sleep? Is she normally obsessed with a ketchup bottle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. She posted on FB. And she can be obsessive of strange things. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Wait--she posted on FB in her sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I doubt it, but won't rule it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A Bag Of Holding in training. ...Did you get a new backpack? Nope. I'm happy. More like a Bag of Devouring... Actually, what I want is The Luggage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. The modern pr0n biz has left the Kama Sutra lightyears behind. Not in terms of literary merit or grammar, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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