Enforcer84 Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Hey! I was enjoying a good sulk! Stop making me giggle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Hero Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "They used to call female sailors "Waves". It stands for 'Woman's Auxiliery Volunteer Emergency Service'". "Yes, join the navy and ride the waves!" "That's awful." "That's why they changed it to Winds". "Women in Naval Department Service." "Join the navy and let the Winds blow you!" "Get him!" OMG! Completely and utterly repped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From a couple of friends of mine... The Wife: That's a lot of bags for 3 things. The Husband: Yeah, the bagger seemed to think any items in the same bag will fight in the back seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. while discussing the sad fact that a future in space probably means getting comfortable with a shopping mall style environment... "No you don't understand. What I'm saying is that Jessica is willing to turn into a mutant rat girl before I'm willing to live in a mall. You have NO idea how much I hate malls." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Him: What's your spirit totem animal? Me: I dunno. What's the craziest, stupidest, most dangerous animal out there that still managed to live long enough to breed? Him: Um. Humans, I think. Me: Then that's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Him: What's your spirit totem animal? Me: I dunno. What's the craziest, stupidist, most dangerous animal out there that still managed to live long enough to breed? Him: Um. Humans, I think. Me: Then that's me. I'm going to quote you on that. Lucius Alexander My tote is the palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I'm going to quote you on that. I would be sad if you didn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I would be sad if you didn't! I'm going to quote you in a new age site full of people who talk about their spirit guides and animal totems. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary claims Lucius Alexander as a totem animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I'm going to quote you in a new age site full of people who talk about their spirit guides and animal totems. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary claims Lucius Alexander as a totem animal Please share the results when you do. Repped, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Please share the results when you do. Repped' date=' of course.[/quote'] So far, approving. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary claims Lucius Alexander as a familiar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I want to see Santa when he comes." "Sorry kid, no one can see Santa." "But we saw him at the Christmas party." "Yeah, but he wanted to be seen. When he's delivering presents, he's busy, so he mostly stays invisible." "Oh, I get it! Santa is a ninja." "That's right, kid. Santa Claus is a ninja." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. As good an explanation as any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Hey, pigeons pooped all over the car!" "Just consider it a White Christmas of a different kind." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "The rectal thermometer is a tradition!" White Elephant party. The thermometer has now made five appearances the last three years over christmas. (And yes, it's unused, in original packaging.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "The rectal thermometer is a tradition!" White Elephant party. The thermometer has now made five appearances the last three years over christmas. (And yes' date=' it's unused, in original packaging.)[/quote'] Some day that thermometer will end up in a museum of primitive technology. I wonder if there will be puzzlement over the function of this device and why so many were contaminated with fecal matter? My own today, just an observation about my facial hair: [h=6]My grooming habits are sad. With clippers I'm awfully bad. When I trim up my beard, It starts to look weird; If I hadn't begun I'd be glad.[/h] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. M-i-L : *watching a Bollywood movie* You know, if they just stopped dancing they'd be home by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I'm the ghost of Christmas Future. And it is awesome!" *double thumb-up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MID-Nite Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. " I'm now officially a year more awesome. " (Said by me on my birthday.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. (In Port Townsend, looking across an inlet at a 40-foot wooden sailing vessel.) Wife: "It's for sale. Shall we sell the house and buy it?" Me: "Of course not. It has no armament." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. (In Port Townsend, looking across an inlet at a 40-foot wooden sailing vessel.) Wife: "It's for sale. Shall we sell the house and buy it?" Me: "Of course not. It has no armament." So sell the car too and buy some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. 19 year old acquaintance comments on an article he just read on the web: "Wow, there's this article about a 100 year old prostitute. Who would want that?" "Rule 34. No exceptions." "I just can't wrap my brain around it" "This is mild. It's not like she's an amputee or has tentacles. Are you new to the internet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. This happened years ago. I was tutoring a student who went to Catholic school. He was having trouble with his math homework. Student: I hate the guy who invented math. Me: God invented math. Student: I DON'T HATE GOD! I DON'T HATE GOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Wife, looking askance at the never-been-washed burnt-orange backpack I bought back in 1979, which nowadays is what I use to carry dice, character folders, munchies, etc., to gaming night: "So should I get you a new backpack, or is that one an artifact?" Me (caught completely by surprise) ((blinks twice)) [best Yosemite Sam/Foghorn Leghorn voice]: "Woman -- There is nothing, I say nothing, wrong with this here back pack. I have had this back pack since nineteen-aught-seventy-nine, and it carries my stuff just fine. And if I don't wash it for another twenty-seven more years of carrying my stuff, it will grow legs and carry my stuff all by it self! So if you get me a new backpack, I will have to wait fifty-nine more years to get one that will carry my stuff by it self!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A Bag Of Holding in training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 14, 2012 Report Share Posted January 14, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Wife, looking askance at the never-been-washed burnt-orange backpack I bought back in 1979, which nowadays is what I use to carry dice, character folders, munchies, etc., to gaming night: "So should I get you a new backpack, or is that one an artifact?" Me (caught completely by surprise) ((blinks twice)) [best Yosemite Sam/Foghorn Leghorn voice]: "Woman -- There is nothing, I say nothing, wrong with this here back pack. I have had this back pack since nineteen-aught-seventy-nine, and it carries my stuff just fine. And if I don't wash it for another twenty-seven more years of carrying my stuff, it will grow legs and carry my stuff all by it self! So if you get me a new backpack, I will have to wait fifty-nine more years to get one that will carry my stuff by it self!" ...Did you get a new backpack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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