John T Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Co-worker: "I keep setting my dvr to record "Biggest Loser", but all it records are Dallas Cowboys games." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Co-worker: "I keep setting my dvr to record "Biggest Loser"' date=' but all it records are Dallas Cowboys games."[/quote'] Dang t! I can't rep you, yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Got 'im for ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. So we were at the Maryland Renaissance Festival earlier today, watching The Dueling Fools do their act. At the end, one of them has a sword sticking out of him. Also bear in mind that it's just the two of them (two men) on stage. George: So how does this end? Rocco: Well, that depends on whether it is a comedy or a tragedy. George: If it's a tragedy? Rocco: Somebody dies. George: Oh! I don't like that. What if it's a comedy? Rocco: Then somebody has to get married! Me (calling out from the audience): That *is* legal in Maryland, you know! :: the audience roars as the two of them exchange an awkward glance:: George: (hastily) If those are my choices... I'd rather be dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Snippets from overheard conversation I could not see: Female voice: "I was wearing clothes, actually!" Male voice: "This was in the shower?" Female voice: "No!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I thought Mozilla was a type of cheese." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Bit of background: An acquaintance of mine died about a year ago. A friend inherited his gaming stuff, among which was a box of miniatures. Since I'm the only guy she knows that paints minis, she brought the box over to me. Her: I have no idea what all's in here; I haven't even opened the box. Me: So if there's a withered monkey's paw there...? Her: I hesitate to think about what you'd wish for. Me: Oh, I know exactly what I'd wish for. And the monkey's paw would think to itself, "Dude, that is MESSED UP! How the hell can I screw with a wish like that???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Bit of background: An acquaintance of mine died about a year ago. A friend inherited his gaming stuff, among which was a box of miniatures. Since I'm the only guy she knows that paints minis, she brought the box over to me. Her: I have no idea what all's in here; I haven't even opened the box. Me: So if there's a withered monkey's paw there...? Her: I hesitate to think about what you'd wish for. Me: Oh, I know exactly what I'd wish for. And the monkey's paw would think to itself, "Dude, that is MESSED UP! How the hell can I screw with a wish like that???" And...are you going to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Bunneh, if you do share, keep it behind spoiler tags. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. And...are you going to share? They say that reality is no match for your imagination. Obviously, "they" haven't met Teh Bunneh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. It won't come true if you tell people about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. It won't come true if you tell people about it! To those of you who ever doubted the depth of teh bunneh's evil... doubt no further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. (Wife is adding gin to her glass of orange juice last night.) Son: "Oh, so you're being naughty, Mom." Me: "No, she is not being naughty by putting gin in her OJ. She's being good. It keeps her out of my Irish whiskey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I thought Mozilla was a type of cheese." Actually, that's Godzilla's mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Actually' date=' that's Godzilla's mom.[/quote'] Godzilla's mom is a type of cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Godzilla's mom is a type of cheese? No, that's gorgonzilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. No' date=' that's gorgonzilla.[/quote'] Hang on... I thought she was the mother of the Gorgon Sisters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Hang on... I thought she was the mother of the Gorgon Sisters? Weren't the Gorgon Sisters a song/dance act that did USO tours during WW2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Hang on... I thought she was the mother of the Gorgon Sisters? Careful there. Start mixing kaiju with Greek myth and you'll end up with a "family tree" that looks like an ivy-covered wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Co-worker: "I keep setting my dvr to record "Biggest Loser"' date=' but all it records are Dallas Cowboys games."[/quote'] And more recently, I've been replacing "Dallas Cowboys games" with "Mitt Romney speeches". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I underprice my work because, for the most part, when I price it at what it's worth, I don't like the people who can afford it. I try and set my prices so that the punk girls who I make go squee can afford to buy what I make." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. There is more to life than money -- have you had your daily squee dose today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Boss: (Via Email) "Could you check out that package? Not sure what it is. Me: (email) "That's the worst come on ever. Boss: (Calls me) "HAHAHA Epic comeback. A second to "That's what she said."" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. There is more to life than money -- have you had your daily squee dose today? I'm deeply in the red when it comes to my squee quotient, alas. Having fallen back into crazy reclusive artist mode doesn't help my socializing much, although it does up the mystique factor when I make a rare personal appearance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I'm deeply in the red when it comes to my squee quotient, alas. Having fallen back into crazy reclusive artist mode doesn't help my socializing much, although it does up the mystique factor when I make a rare personal appearance Depending on the Faire, they could be excellent squee aggregators. Unfortunately, I've found there seems to be a lot of politicking going on, too. :-/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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