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On 10/23/2022 at 11:09 AM, L. Marcus said:

It's true! One bit my sister, once.

 

I thought it was:

 

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"

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Merry Christmas!

 

Gunman tries robbing business on Christmas, ends up slipping on ice

 

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In his attempt to run away, he ended up falling on the ice and hitting his head, leaving his face in rough shape.

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Police described the incident “like a scene from Home Alone.”

 

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Yeah, IIRC it's not common, but Georgia can get ice storms.  And they're likely nasty.  Just-freezing ice has a thin layer of water and it's insanely slick.

 

Even given the description of events, that guy's face got messed up rather badly.  That's not any statement of sympathy, just an observation.  I suppose gravel, debris, or somesuch tho.  

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More of a dumb crime story than dumb criminal. They're being charged with a felony for throwing glitter. 

 

https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/glitter-thrown-at-man-during-clearwater-argument-leads-to-felony-charges-for-2-women-police/ 

 

I used to live just a few miles from there. 

 

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1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said:

 

Was that Texas man formerly from Florida?  That would explain a lot.

 

Florida doesn't have a monopoly on Stupid.  

 

I feel a little bad that we're laughing at this guy cuz, yeah, he's almost certainly in a shallow grave in the desert.  Still...steal from a cartel?  Then brag about it?  Yeah, it's awful that it happened...but the dude had no one to blame but himself.

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