Old Man Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings How does the mail pile up so fast? Bank statements, medical statements, retirement statements, pay stubs, all the unemployment BS, magazines, special offers from the phone company, special offers from the cell pone company, catalogs, magazines,... I haven't even gotten to the bills and credit card offers yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I just pigged out. I had Cheesecake Factory Tex-Mex Egg Rolls and a bunch of white Godiva chocolates. I have two cheesecake slices for later and a serving of their Popcorn Shrimp. Our house is full of goodies right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings About the royal wedding, was I the only one thinking, "Those guys are fighters, and those are clerics; that one (Elton John) is a bard" while watching the ceremonies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings ... My my, ER week was tough ... But I'd do it again, no sweat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Sweet baby Jesus on rye, but I'm tired! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings This past weekend, I was treated to an experience that was so wrong in so many ways, it was wrong gone to plaid. A fellow was putting on a show where he was inviting his friends to come watch as he was subjected to torture with violet wands. This was done with him standing stark naked inside of a child's jungle gym. The chief torturer was a hot lady dressed like a cross between a Catholic school girls and a Mouseketeer. The "theme" of the session was Disney. Ergo, he was not permitted to swear as this was a family-friendly show. As he was being tortured, he was being quizzed on deeply obscure Disney trivia. He was rewarded for right answers, and tortured even worse for wrong ones. And throughout it all, the masses gathered to watch the show were the ones offering the hardest questions, and whose laughter was directly proportional to the man's screams. In just 6 months, he'll be doing this show all over again... ... and I wouldn't miss it for the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings One Aussie dollar buying 1.0971 USD. Wahoo. maybe a I should of held of buying USDs having bought them at 1.05 and getting 1.02. Now I'm sure I'd get 1.07. Oh well, live and learn. It's fun playing the foreign exchange market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Log-man, turn on your chat, I need you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Pope John Paul II was beatified today. I, for one, am celebrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The meatball MRE was surprisingly tasty. The mashed potatoes, not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Forty-four hits on my blog yesterday! That's it. I'm quitting the day job tomorrow.* *That's like ten actual readers and 34 robots out to connect me with cheap Viagra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I'd forgotten how quickly I can turn code into spaghetti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Accountants are from Mars. Engineers are from Missouri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I didn't know where my fat cat was in the dark room but I heard her snoring coming from the laundry basket. I just followed the sound of her snoring when I didn't find her on the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Man, when did I become the optimistic, happy-go-lucky one? What does that mean for my situation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The golfer Sevriano Ballisteros (sp ?) has died from cancer. RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings My work email is listed on our staff page with the title "news writer." Because of this journalistic cachet I get emails about stories people think I should write. Kook mail of the day.... HUMUS SOIL FROM COWS NOW PRODUCE BY HUMAN IN REPLACING GOD PRODUCE THOUSAND OF YEARS AGO. THANKS. The Fact of GENESIS 27 : 27 - 29. Prosperity and Peace in Israel Today Turn to reality Today HUMUS SOILS FROM COWS rebuild Israel to be an ENVIRONMENTAL AGRICULTURAL Industrial Country THE FACT IS IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES Please see enclose information for the above . Hope to hear your comments.Thanks Yours, ESD There was also a power point presentation attached. I will not be turning this into a news item. I will not be responding to the mail. Headline: WTF?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Twinkle Tobi Twinkle Tobi, little goth How I wonder what you broth In the bed or in the kitchen What I hope for is finger licking Twinkle Tobi, little goth How I wonder what you broth Twinkle Tobi, little goth How I wonder what you broth An eye of newt in the potion To the loo I go a-motion Twinkle Tobi, little goth Misread "newt", should've read "moth"!! Twinkle Tobi, little goth Now you're sick, you have a cough A little potion for your ills (bad medicine) The eye of newt, I am no dill (evil) Twinkle Tobi, little goth All better now, no more cough Twinkle Tobi, little goth The cauldron it goes bubble 'n froth The minx in you is hard at work Nar a smile, a glint of a smirk Twinkle Tobi, little goth What makes it go pop n' froth? Twinkle Tobi, little goth Hard as nails, n' teddy bear soft Dressed up vamp, during daylight An a/h date tis pink at night Twinkle Tobi, little goth Hard as nails, yet teddy bear soft Twinkle Tobi, little ex-goth All grown up, what have you wroth? The fun you had, the wrath you spun Your crazy life, the things you done Twinkle Tobi, little ex-goth Tis time you wore your loincloth? Twinkle Tobi, little ex-goth How I wonder will you broth? You sold the cauldron, you lost your vamp No more potions, or dressing camp Twinkle Tobi, what's the score? How I wonder...will you twinkle any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I would not have chosen a day-old half-bottle of Three Buck Chuck to leave on my mother's grave on Mother's Day, but both her daughters thought it was appropriate, so who am I to argue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings According to billboards around the area, May 21st will be Judgment day. I hope to see Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers on the 20th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Retweeted by Neil Gaiman @neilhimself Have you borrowed the Tardis to write your next book (published 31/12/1925)? http://tinyurl.com/6hnmez2 Context: Neil recently appeared on Doctor Who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I've got yet another reason to start looking for another job. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "Hä sneégg" as the old folk say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Awesome new monitor is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "My new favorite government program is the one where we break into the homes of religious zealots in the middle of the night and shoot them in the face. Sorry, Head Start, you're now Number 2." -Bill Maher, May 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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