Badger Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Honey Badgers for the win. Or rather A honey badger as an army of one might be all I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Sundog said: Inland Taipans. Whatever you got, I can poison it. Now you have me thinking about meter-size tardigrades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: I feel some of you are missing the point. ? OK, how about an army of Godzukis? Bazza, Certified and wcw43921 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Dr. MID-Nite said: Flying creatures...so likely birds or wasp/hornets(maybe those big Japanese ones). Oh! Oh, Asian giant hornets are satanic. Good call, you psychopath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Lawn flamingos. Very effective against zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Chihuahuas. With proper training and a large enough pack their effect could be something like Land Piranhas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Still waiting for a challenge to my honey badger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Geese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 36 minutes ago, Badger said: Still waiting for a challenge to my honey badger. I wouldn't count on just one of those things, when the rest of us are counting on strength of numbers to carry the day for us. Your lone honey badger may be able to take on X number of anyone else's critters--but could it take on X plus one, or X plus one hundred, or X plus a thousand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Do Ewoks count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Pseudo-Dragons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, wcw43921 said: I wouldn't count on just one of those things, when the rest of us are counting on strength of numbers to carry the day for us. Your lone honey badger may be able to take on X number of anyone else's critters--but could it take on X plus one, or X plus one hundred, or X plus a thousand? Well, I didn't say I wouldn't have backup, but I can only have one fighting at a time, to let the rest of you think you have a chance. I'll switch them out, when one gets bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Meganeura -- big-ass dragonflies from the carboniferous era. Predators, of course. Up towards one meter between the wing tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Killer Rabbits of Caerbannog AKA Black Beasts of Arrrghhh Matt the Bruins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 No! No no no! Those are two entirely different critters! They just used to cohab, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Meet the worst ants in the world Argentine ants have invaded every continent in just one century. Can they be stopped? https://arstechnica.com/science/2016/08/meet-the-worst-ants-in-the-world/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 How about trained chimpanzees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 If they're trained in Kung-Fu, maybe. Just not Monkey Style. They find that offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Badger said: Still waiting for a challenge to my honey badger. Wolverine. The real one, not the X-Man. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 ... Honeyed Badger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 13 hours ago, Old Man said: Or, to be more in line with the spirit of the thread, I might go with rats. They'd beat any of the other suggestions so far. When rats can fly to counter an aerial attack, let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Honey Badgers are actually quite amazing. They are scary intelligent with incredibly impervious skin and absolutely do not give up or back down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lord Liaden said: When rats can fly to counter an aerial attack, let me know. Insert obligatory pigeon joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Starlord said: Honey Badgers are actually quite amazing. They are scary intelligent with incredibly impervious skin and absolutely do not give up or back down. Likewise wolverines. Except they're bigger. They're distant cousins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Moles. 602,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of 'em, to be precise drunkonduty and Logan D. Hurricanes 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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