Egyptoid Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In our Rogue Trader 4OK game, we almost always wear armor or space suits, and we have the tech for helmet cameras, so we can review footage, or show superiors what we found out in the field, etc. Also we have an extensive inter-network for our crew, and full modern communication for the whole starship, with "blackberries", tablets, etc. So, we are showing a visiting tech-priest the video from when a Necron Monolith hacked (via radio) into my tech-marine's servo-arm and made it attack me: Tech-Marine: see here how my arm's operating lights turn noxious green, same as their gun color. Tech-Priest: they turned your own tools against you! Guardsman: yeah, the clip where it drills into his head got over 9000 hits on CrewTube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Quotes from Owlcon - part 2 DC Adventures "The Crisis of Infinite Batmen" Owlman (an evil version of Batman) tricked Batmite into giving him most of Batmite's reality warping powers. Owlman used those powers to begin collecting every other Bruce Wayne in the multiverse so he could eliminate them from existence. He also used those powers to prevent Batmite from reaching any other Bruce Wayne. In order to set things right, Batmite used his remaining power to collect several Batmen who weren't Bruce Wayne and brought them to Owlman's universe. Cast of characters: Batmite (NPC) Batwing: aka Dick Grayson/Nightwing; Bruce Wayne disappeared from his universe years ago, so he stepped into the role Batman Beyond: a future protoge of Bruce Wayne Batwoman: aka Selena Kyle-Wayne/Catwoman; fell in love with and married Batman in her universe Speeding Bullet: Kal-El; adopted by the Waynes instead of the Kents Dark Claw: Logan; a Wolverine/Batman mash-up Midnighter: from The Authority "because he's a total Batman ripoff" Batmite decided he needed to hide to be safe while the Batmen fixed things. Batmite: (to Batman Beyond) "I'm turning into electronic data so I can hide myself in your computer systems." Batman Beyond: "Don't screw anything up. Batmite: "Don't worry. I deleted a bunch of your picture files to make room for me." Batman Beyond: "Aw man!" Batwoman: "There went all your porn." The group decided to make a two pronged attack into the Owlcave. Batwing and Batwoman snuck through the mansion, while the rest came through the underwater entrance. GM: (to Batwing and Batwoman) You're shimmying down the bat pole. Batwing (ooc): We're bat pole-dancing. Owlman had departed the Owlcave, taking the captured Batmen with him. In his place, he left a number of criminals. Maxi-Odin: Maxi-Zeus clone, with a number of machine gun wielding Valkyries King Solomon Grundy: gray, nearly indestructable, flies, and throws magical energy attacks Poison Oak: a brick with mind control powers The 20-Eyed Man: a ninja with eyes on each of his fingers and toes Batwoman used her whip to trip Maxi-Odin, sending him falling off a ledge. Batwoman: "Gravity is a harsh mistress. Then again, so am I." Dark Claw: (looking at Maxi-Odin's spear) "That's some phallic symbol you're carrying." Batwoman: "I think he's compensating for something." Poison Oak moved to attack Batwoman. Batwoman: (to Poison Oak) "You're trying to start a cat fight with me?" Batwoman easily dodged Poison Oak's attack. Poison Oak: "All you Batmans play hard to get." Batwoman: "Not everyone is as easy as you." After discovering a clue that Owlman intended to carry out his plan at the Arkham Asylum, Batman Beyond and Midnighter hacked into the Asylum's computer system to see who was currently being held there. Arkham Asylum patient list: Joker, Joker, Joker, Joker, Hyena, Joker, Joker, Joker, ... (Hyena is a Sabertooth clone, and Dark Claw's nemesis) Batwing: "So now we're dealing with a homicidal maniac." Dark Klaw: "And this Joker fellow." Batmite admitted that he'd put the comics code on us, but not on the opposition. Batmite: "I only put the comics code on you guys because I was afraid Midnighter would curse." Dark Claw: "Bleep you, Batmite." On the way into Arkham Asylum, the Batmen encounted Hyena and several Jokers (Killing Joke Joker, Bane Joker, Lego Joker, etc). Killing Joke Joker: (to Batwing) "Where's your sidekick?" Batwing: (kicking Joker) "Here's my side kick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I hope that will happen. The current situation had me as one of 3 GMs trading off every Sunday evening. (The other two both run D&D games.) It was fine with 2 GMs, but three makes it too long between each campaign's sessions, killing continuity in all three games. Mine and one of the D&D games (the 3.5 one) have been reaching their ends; I expect that one will end in a month or so. Then we need to make some decisions about what games to run next. Rest assured, if/when I start a new campaign, you'll be introduced to the new heroes and I'm sure my players will provide more quotable tales to tell. Take me with you!....where do you live? I may need to look for work in the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Take me with you!....where do you live? I may need to look for work in the area. Work, in Michigan? It is to laugh. In June, Nevada overtook Michigan as having the highest unemployment rate in the country. But in the great traditions of the Detroit Lions, I'm sure we're going to bounce right back and take that Suckiest Work State trophy in 2011! Anyway, a few quotes from last night's D&D 3.5 game: DM: So, have you decided what you guys are going to do? Yllek (singing): Kill the dragon, kill the dragon... Ryan: Y'know, I'd really like to come back from this thing *alive*. Yllek (singing): Survive killing the dragon, survive killing the dragon... We have six players in that game. At this point one (plays Aren) hadn't arrived yet and two others (playing Leila and Devlyn) were out of the room. DM: Typically, battles against a dragon don't result in *everybody* surviving. Ryan (counts the empty seats at the table): I'd find a 50% survival rate acceptable. Let's take a vote on who's going to make it. Il'Marcum: I can teleport everyone out that I can reach. (Puts his hands on Ryan's and Yllek's shoulders) Too bad about the others. But that was all supposition and kibitzing beforehand. Once play begins, three of us decide to scout the swamp island lair of the green dragon. Devlyn flies over the area invisible while Yllek scouts around the perimeter. Il'Marcum waits at the tree where we telepoted in, a decent distance away from the island. DM (to Devlyn): In the center of the island you see a large mound surrounded by a moat, with a bridge across it leading to a large cave-type entrance. It's guarded by trolls. They look tougher than the ones you guys fought before -- better armor and weapons. Devlyn: Okay. I head back to the tree. Ryan (OOC): I thought you were going to scout the area! Devlyn: I did. Ryan: And what useful information did you find out? Devlyn: There's a mound in the middle, guarded by a bunch of spiffy trolls. Smut field, activate! Il'Marcum: So, there's a mound right in the middle, eh? Yllek: Yep. I'm going to cast Tongues on the mound. Il'Marcum: Good thing the girls didn't hear you say that. Yllek: When (Aren's player) finally gets here, we'll tell him that we're fighting the dragon, that I cast Delay Death on him, and he's now down to a negative 196 hit points... Ryan: ... and all our healing spells and potions combined can't bring him back positive before the spell ends. Smut field, still active! DM: So, you're swimming across to the island? (grins) Don't forget the the leeeeeeeches... Yllek: Yeah. (mimes pulling leeches off himself, including down toward his groin) This one doesn't want to let go. (mimes repeated pulling) Hey! It just spit in my eye! Il'Marcum (OOC, looking through Spell Compendium for useful spells to maybe get created as scrolls): Instant Wood... material component: Viagra... While Devlyn is flying away from the island to the north, the dragon comes out of the mound and takes to the air. It flies... north. After Devlyn tries to hide (and rolls crappy), the dragon flies directly over Devlyn, then pulls up sharply. Devlyn: What's she doing? Yllek: Playing with her food. The players are looking over Devlyn's character sheet, magic items, and equipment lists and discussing her options. Yllek: Three bottles of CON poison... you could drink all three bottles, then jump down her gullet... With the DM being incredibly gracious and allowing a lot of OOC suggestions from other players, plus a key re-roll, Devlyn manages to get away from the dragon. We decide to put off the actual fight with the dragon until next game session. DM: We have a figure of a black dragon we can use for this. It's about *this* big (uses his hands to illustrate). When you see it, with your characters for comparison, you'll say, "Why the (bleep) would *anyone* decide to attack a dragon?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... DM: We have a figure of a black dragon we can use for this. It's about *this* big (uses his hands to illustrate). When you see it' date=' with your characters for comparison, you'll say, "Why the (bleep) would *anyone* decide to attack a dragon?!"[/quote'] Five key reason: treasure, fame, treasure, glory, and, of course, treasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I forgot one exchange: Yllek: The spell Silence spell can be cast on somebody, but they get a Will save, right? DM: Correct. Yllek: But if I cast the Silence on, say, that mug, and then someone walks into the area, do they get the Will save then? DM: No. Only if it's cast on them. Yllek: So.... if I cast Silence on one of my arrows, and then hit the dragon with the arrow, the dragon would be in the silence field, and it would move with the dragon, right? DM: ... yessss. But most likely the arrow is going to bounce off the dragon. Even if it goes in, the dragon could just pluck it out. Ryan: Unless you dip the arrow in Sovereign Glue first. Yllek: So, can I buy a bottle of Sovereign Glue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Five key reason: treasure' date=' fame, treasure, glory, and, of course, treasure.[/quote'] "Look, a green dragon! If we kill it, we get lots of experience and treasure!" - Adventurers say the darndest things right before you squish them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I forgot one exchange: Yllek: The spell Silence spell can be cast on somebody, but they get a Will save, right? DM: Correct. Yllek: But if I cast the Silence on, say, that mug, and then someone walks into the area, do they get the Will save then? DM: No. Only if it's cast on them. Yllek: So.... if I cast Silence on one of my arrows, and then hit the dragon with the arrow, the dragon would be in the silence field, and it would move with the dragon, right? DM: ... yessss. But most likely the arrow is going to bounce off the dragon. Even if it goes in, the dragon could just pluck it out. Ryan: Unless you dip the arrow in Sovereign Glue first. Yllek: So, can I buy a bottle of Sovereign Glue? A definite "Uh-oh" moment for the DM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A definite "Uh-oh" moment for the DM. Personally, as a GM, I love it when my players come up with stuff like this. It keeps me on my toes, and helps me to be an even more devious GM the next time around. I'm a lot like the Borg that way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... DM: We have a figure of a black dragon we can use for this. It's about *this* big (uses his hands to illustrate). When you see it, with your characters for comparison, you'll say, "Why the (bleep) would *anyone* decide to attack a dragon?!" Because it's THERE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In our case, we tried the "live and let live" route, as the green dragon lives in a swamp several day's trek to the west. But it kept sending its minons to harass our keep, and then made an all-out attack on our keep after attempting to banish us to another dimension. So now we've gotta kick some dragon tail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Personally' date=' as a GM, I love it when my players come up with stuff like this. It keeps me on my toes, and helps me to be an even [b']more[/b] devious GM the next time around. I'm a lot like the Borg that way... Oh. I am not against this stuff at all. More like, if you are the DM and this happens, you'd better be fully on your game to deal with it. Otherwise ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In our case' date=' we tried the "live and let live" route, as the green dragon lives in a swamp several day's trek to the west. But it kept sending its minons to harass our keep, and then made an all-out attack on our keep after attempting to banish us to another dimension. So now we've gotta kick some dragon tail.[/quote'] Hit the dragon where it will REALLY hurt - in its treasure trove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Dark Heresy GM : Anyone want to recap? Guildenstern : Giant Space Fish! Anus of Fire! Flying into space! On an pillar of fire! Mantas! Flying off in another fish! Explosions! Fire! Shooting! Fire! Explosions! Bang! Boom! Fire! Stronger, Faster, Better than before! The Tau didn't take to long to arrest everybody involved in the terrorist bombing of the Freebooterz ship. The Earth Caste sept that provided the explosives had their pact knife ritually broken. The Air Caste pilot that provided transport was banned from flying. Most of the Imperial Guard POWs were sent back for another 6 months of re-education before we were finally turned out on the Eldar Exodite world recently annexed by the Tau, and then there's Brother Guildenstern... Me : So, what did the Tau decide in the case of Guildenstern vs. The Universe? An extra six months in observation whilst they decided whether he was curable or should be painlessly euthanized. Eventually they released him into The Care of the Community. Oh, and they had to cut off his hands. They felt that the helpful advice Polonius had written on them ( 1 - Kill All Xenos, 2 - Kill them again to be sure ) was a bad influence, but every time they washed them off Guildenstern just carved them back on with his fingernails. Eventually the wounds got infected. But he's quite proud of the new prosthetics and we've promised to engrave the rules back onto them and find somewhere where we get some retractable disembowelling spikes. For people coming from a sub-zero, lifeless homeworld, Myen-Fio is a horrible shock - sweltering climate, and severe storms, even in the temperate zone where the various human and other annexed races cluster around the base of the orbital tower. Polonius : At least they let us build our homes with the proper aesthetics. But the Tau made us put cork tips on all the spikes. Polonius : The Tau were a bit upset when we blew up that ship. Guildenstern : Oh? Then they'll be really upset when I blow up that orbital tower. Rosenkrantz : Guildenstern only murders traitors & Xenos, that's not completely sociopathic Taking Guildenstern to meet the local religious leader, Archbishop of the Order of the Black Monoliths. The cathedral is suitably Gothic. GM : You enter the big black wedding-cake. Rosenkrantz : Does a stripper jump out of the top? GM : Only on Fridays. We are ushered into the presence of the Archbishops, where he sits flanked by two cybernetic Dobermans. Unfortunately our GM makes the fatal error of giving him an accent halfway between South Preacher and Richard Pryor on Crack. Naturally, we are reduced to hysterical mockery for the rest of the night. Rosenkrantz's player as Archbishop : Ho ya'll doin'? Yo wanna go worship the Emprah wit' me?!? This one Bill, this be Ben! Polonius : Praaaaaaaaiiiiiise be! And speculation about the televangelism PBN programming arranged by the Water Caste. Making a pertinent observation about Guildenstern. Polonius : He's got a shaved head that turns purple when he gets over-excited, and a scar that runs all the way around. Rosenkrantz OOC : Land Raider taxis? That would be AWESOME - a taxi driver you would NOT want to piss off. The money system used by the various non-Tau on Myen-Fio. Rosenkrantz : Tokes? GM : Tokens Rosenkrantz : Ohhhhh, I thought you meant - Polonius : - they settled all their deals with marijuana? I forget the context... GM : Why shove a gerbil up your arse when Tyranids are available? GM : The archbishop is on the Vox. Polonius : Wasssssuuuuuup. GM : The Archbishop continues with his rituals & flagellation Polonius OOC : The spanking, the oral sex... By the end of a session - Have decided to get every Kringleman POWs and civilian on the planet together and move to the south pole. Discovered an Inquisitorial presence on the world because we've been recruited by same. As predicted, an Ork ecosystem has spored on the moon and the native Eldar ( Elves?!?!? HISSSSS) turned up on a tyrannosaur to deliver an ultimatum to clear them off or else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Dr Oz- In what capacity were the Orks allied with the Tau? I'm trying to figure out the reason the Fire Caste wants to punish the PCs... except beyond the fact that for one they're human and for second they're doing the Fire Caste's job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Dr Oz- In what capacity were the Orks allied with the Tau? I'm trying to figure out the reason the Fire Caste wants to punish the PCs... except beyond the fact that for one they're human and for second they're doing the Fire Caste's job. There were two sets of Orks - The Goffs, who crashed a couple of Rokks and went looking for a fight, and a Kruiser full of Dethskull mercenaries who turned up offering to deal with the Goffs. we POW soon realised that if the Dethskulls survived the fight and left, they'd just come back with a bunch of their mates. Plus there's the whole sporing situation, of which the Tau were aware, but apparently believe that feral orks brought up in Tau society would be fine upstanding citizens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In the next instant, the truck fully tips over on it's left side just as it hits the bottom. You've traveled maybe thirty or so feet down. Mark barely gets a chance to brace himself between the seat and dash. Vasily is less lucky: he twists towards the driver's door and sharply crunches onto the window. Jacub is flipped out the back to just under a dozen feet away. His legs land in the remaining pooled water that runs the length of the canal, but his upper torso and head squarely collide with the smooth concrete just next to it. Roland is a little more fortunate. He falls entirely in the water: back and limbs soaked, but appearing to suffer no outward damage. There is shouting up on the walkway. Those that have an unobstructed view see some drivers standing between their door and truck, while no less than two to three Civil Protection officers from either end of the path attempt to squeeze by the intact sections of the fence and surprised citizens. Most of them have their pistols out and are hurriedly speaking in indecipherable electronic squawks. --- It takes the longest five seconds of his life for the shock to wear off and for Mark to exhale. Once again to his senses, Mark's eyes widen at Vasily as Mark checks him for vital signs. --- The crash sets Mark's ears a-ringing, but it's nothing strong enough to overload his hearing. Hands to the other man's neck (who is currently very still), he feels a pulse The touch seems to have been felt, because Vasily groans and starts to move around Mark. His eyes are nearly entirely shut, yet he tries to orient his head while slowly grabbing the seat cushioning and sideways steering wheel. "Not...not so bad, huh? We must get out of here! The offisairs will be after us", Vasily exclaims while fully opening his eyes to the passenger door and window that are now aimed skyward. --- Mark flinches at Vasily's sudden response then shakes his head. For a moment, he fumbles through his pockets, then reveals a set of brass knuckles on his left hand. A bit of awkward positioning later, with one hand on the passenger door handle, the other on the back of the truck bench, one leg pressed on the dashboard and the other above it, Mark begins to kick his way through the windshield. "THIS-" *kick* "-is the dumbest ****ing plan ever-" *kick* "-and if you ever pull this shit again-" *kick* "-without telling me first-" *kick* "-I'll make you regret it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Well, I'm a little late with this set of quotes as we started our new campaign a few weeks ago. This would be the cast of the Final Stand (Fantasy Hero) campaign: Dayla – Healer and Smiter of Evil Gilred – Assassin and Shadow-Mage Osric – Hunter and Warrior Character who’s name I don’t remember – Generalist Wizard Other character who’s name I don’t remember – Runic Wizard and Knife Thrower **** These would be the quotes from the first session: **** Osric: That is why I am called Osric - Beast Slayer, not Osric – Beast Annoyer! **** GM: It’s fantasy, damn it! It works! **** Gilred: When he’s not killing beasts and not killing people, he’s a nice family man. **** Gilred: Cover your eyes. I’ll use sign language. **** GM: Do not make fun of my cannon-fodder! **** Knife Thrower [on finding out that they have to hunt down and kill a rogue giant]: So, big strong and smart. Damn, I was hoping for big, strong and dumb. Gilred: I’d prefer small, weak and dumb. **** Generalist Wizard: I want to state, for the record, I don’t care for giants. Gilred: Sizist. Generalist Wizard: I’m sorry, but I hope you don’t think it small of me. Rest of the table: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... {Hasty dinner after a narrow escape.} Waldo: "That's pretty tasty, Otis. What is it?" Otis: "I don't rightly know what t' call it. I ain't made nothin' like that since that time we had to dispose of a body outside of Portales." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... on the topic of Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, and Death-Watch : The only game system byzantine enough to accurately reflect the universe in which they take place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... overheard this exchange at a restaurant: Q: "SCA? what's that?" A: "the SCA is a costume society where the men dress up as knights and the women dress up as chunky princesses" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... overheard this exchange at a restaurant: Q: "SCA? what's that?" A: "the SCA is a costume society where the men dress up as knights and the women dress up as chunky princesses" To be fair, a good number of those knights tend towards portly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... To be fair' date=' a good number of those knights tend towards portly.[/quote'] Many of them lean to starboard, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonewalker Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some belated quotes from the last session of teh Bunneh's Fantasy HERO campaign - Chronicles of Foxton. There's a ton of characters (Bunneh gave us all one primary and up to three secondary) so pop over to the campaign thread to learn all about these folk. ---- After being beaten to an inch of his life by an old enemy, Quion Rake attempts his own form of investigation, hoping to do so before his superior, the fiery-tempered Lady Hawthorne finds out about the assault... Quion: I do have a limited amount of time. Wythri (OOC): Quion has to do something before Hawthorne detonates. Young Trainee Jameson is constantly being put into mortifying situations by the older, more boisterous Officer Uri Barechest, who sincerely wants to see the boy get on with a young woman... Jameson: Stop being my friend! During a discussion about what Lady Hawthorne would do to the men who attacked and almost killed Quion... Hawthorne (OOC): You're talking about a woman who just killed her own husband; she's not above much of anything. In the middle of explaining Quion's plan to the Baron du Clef and Lady Hawthorne... Niahm: So for the moment, Master Rake is dead. Baron du Clef (NPC): Lady Hawthorne's reputation precedes her when Damien Wrathchild is speaking with the Baron du Clef about Quion's assault.... Damien: Speaking of stabbing people, Lady Hawthorne would like to see you. Baron du Clef (NPC): I don't really want to be stabbed. Damien: I'm pretty sure it won't be you. Hawthorne (OOC): Exactly how many points is Reputation: Evil Bitch worth? During a briefing between Lieutenant Niahm O'Derry and her Draconian squad... Niahm: Officer Barechest, I ask that you please use restraint. Uri: Oh, I've got plenty of them - steel and rope! Jameson: Candor has fuzzy ones. Niahm: How do you know that? Tunnelmouse: He's been getting dating lessons from Candor. Niahm: Really? Jameson: Well...not with her knowledge. Still battered and recovering from grave injury, Quion runs into his apprentice back in his office... Cici (NPC): Master Rake, were you in a fight? Quion: No. A fight involves two sides. A Sergeant in the Draconians, Will is criticized for lacking a certain flair for romance... Will: I don't need a romantic soul. I have three stripes instead. During a grand ball at the Baron's castle, Wythri is surprised that the dour Quion seems to be getting along with the powerful Master Wizard Otiluke... Quion: Master Otiluke appreciates my sense of humor. Wythri: ---- Sadly, the campaign may not be continuing for a couple weeks. More quotes then! Lonewalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the final session of my Imaginary Friends playtest: Magus: For a six foot homicidal rabbit who doesn't exist, Wumbles does a lot of damage. --------------------------------------------------------------- Partacel: All right, Wumbles. Place your hands over your head and drop the machete. Wumbles: Really? Surely you must have had an imaginary friend as a child. Partacel: My imaginary friend was my father. And he wasn't there from the time I was seven. But he'd say the same thing I'm saying to you now. "You're under arrest!" (Raises his voice to the crowd.) Everyone clear out of here! This creature is extremely dangerous! Team, over Radio: DUH! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chameleon: Did Toby just...become imaginary? Magus: That's what it looks like. --------------------------------------------------------- The Butte, America's first superprison Toby: This is all your fault, Mr. Wumbles! We could have ruled the world. Mr. Wumbles: You shouldn't worry so much Toby. Time is is on my side. After all, now you're my imaginary friend...And you know what I do to imaginary friends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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