prodigyduck Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Goblin--SWM seeks female, ethnicity and marital status not an issue. Interested in long, exhaustive nights? I am the man for you. Want to try something you've only seen before? Show it to me and I can do it for (or more preferably, to) you. Must not hate Metas. Non-smokers please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Wonder how I missed this thread the first time. Uncle Slam: Centagenarian superhero workaholic seeks durable woman with flexible schedule. Uniform a plus. Anthem: Single old-fashioned girl seeks sensitive type for traditional dating and long term relationship. Under 21 please. Audra Blue: Girl not easily impressed seeks distraction in meaningless fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) WHITE-KNITE Single Conservative Metahuman Male seeks stay at home professional woman, objective Matrimony. Flexible schedule a plus, must speak Galactic. COSMO-KNITE Honey-Child: you have no idea what you're missing. I've got what you need both inside and out. You can be my super-heroine, we'll take turns rescuing each other. Must wear size 5 armor and and size 5 jet-boots. No priestesses, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Wouldn't that be "animated -American?" *insane cackle* I am *so* stealing that line someday. Hmm. Wonder if someone would actually *LET* me play a cartoon character, in retrospect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Me: I was the in association with at robbery of microtronics facility. Battle against was going badly. You: Self-Motivated Mechanoid who stopped my creators and "Superhero" team both. I thought we shared a moment, if so, "leave a message in my box". Note: Sleep-Dep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikesama Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Snap Dragon SAF looking for laid back guy who can deal with a VERY Chineese family. Quantum SWM looking for woman who can deal with someone who is very much a geek. Jaguar Pequeno(Would not be making this herself) Looking for respectful male for SHF, must be able to deal with occasional mood swing. Speaking Portugese is a deffinate plus. Corona (Would be POed at anyone making an add for her, but they still might.) Looking for teenage male for SWF, must be able to control ones self around highly attractive females. Geekish tendancies probably a plus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Hmm. Wonder if someone would actually *LET* me play a cartoon character' date=' in retrospect.[/quote'] If I were GMing the game, you'd have to present the idea upfront or somehow arrang with me some way it could happen. But then again, I'm a fairly liberal sort as far as letting characters into a Champions game goes. EDIT: It would also depend on the tone of the campaign as well and how you want to handle such a character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Corona (Would be POed at anyone making an add for her' date=' but they still might.) Looking for teenage male for SWF, must be able to control ones self around highly attractive females. Geekish tendancies probably a plus.[/quote'] Lab Rat (Real name Mick Calloway. A gadgeteer/genetic throwback with the appearance of a kangaroo rat. Socially awkward individual' date=' so this ad would be a joke done by friends): Single Tan Mouse-guy seeks female for the purpose of getting a life. Interested parties please call 298-8461 and ask for Shawn Williams. Our friend is rather shy and we need to get him out of the lab for social experience.[/quote'] LR's buds would very likeley seize the opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) I can see people doing this for the Demoness as well. Suitable Partner wanted for unmarried mother of five. Age unimportant. Must be tolerant of mutants and able to withstand magical assault. Must be willing to journey into Hell and collect me when I get captured by the forces of evil. Must also be able to cope with the fact that my soul is damned to Hell. No bigots, no killers, no-one of a magical disposition or with links to a mystical or occult organisation should apply. (4 of the Demoness 5 kids are mutants. The oldest is normal but his kids won't be. The Demoness's soul was split with that of a demon and the part in the Demon died so it is already in Hell. When she dies, the fact that her soul is part demonic means she will be go to Hell. The forces of evil want her on their side because of the power she can wield and her coming was prophesised) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Terminus isn't interested - he has a girlfriend - but if something happened... SMGEEDE (Single Male Genetically Engineered Extra-Dimensional Entity) seeks female partner for romance and sex. Physical strength and durability a plus. Highly patriotic persons and members of the Disruption need not apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) SMGEEDE (Single Male Genetically Engineered Extra-Dimensional Entity) seeks female partner for romance and sex. Physical strength and durability a plus. Highly patriotic persons and members of the Disruption need not apply. Hehe. Nice. Short and to the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Wraithkynd Single dv* individual seeks mortal female for companionship & more. Ideal partner will have good sense of humour, no firm religious convictions, definitely nvhs*. Power defense a must. Affects-Desolid on strength a bonus. * dv = Differently Vital (undead) * nvhs = No Visible Holy Symbols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) The Swarmling - Single City Spirit seeks other spiritual entity for communion. Cat-lovers need not apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) For (one of) my characters: FenrisUlf SLM* seeking a warm and lovely lady to be his Little Red Riding Hood. Super-strength preferred, magic-users not a problem, a canine/lupine AF** not a problem. Please, no more bi MPF*** shapeshifters, no matter hwo cute you are as a she-wolf. * SLM - Single Lupine Male ** AF - Alternate Form (i.e., a one-form shapeshifter) *** MPF - Male in Primary Form. Don't ask, Fen is still annoyed about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Cry Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) WarCry SWMA (single white male alien) looking for a playa! Let me tell ya ‘bout myself. I’ve kicked Mechanon’s a$$ mano-a-mano and I pimp slapped Dr D – twice. I am the five time reigning Bandarian Kickboxing Champion. Firewing ain’t got nuthin’ on me, YO! I’m strong, I’m fast, and I kick a$$! That’s right baby, I’m WarCry, the greatest superhero on earth. I like strip clubs, mad parties, streaking through the city, and porn. I have the complete Vesuvian Slime Vixens collection and Vol I-XXXI of Bandarian Breast-a-thon hardwired. Looking for a female - mutant, alien, whatever- with large gazongas (preferably more than two), loose temper, and even looser morals to rock my world. Prefer martial artist and bricks with a mean streak. NO MENTALIST. But hey, if you’re hot, I’ll do ya. If you can repair an Interstellar Mark VII Bandarian Patrol Cruiser so I can get off of this Class M dust ball, I’ll love ya forever – cuz I’m Immortal too! BOOYA BABY! Um, yeah, that's a bit wierd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThothAmon Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personals for your characters) Athletic, long-lived male Oriental philosopher seeks spiritual female to share the journey to Nirvana. Buddhist outlook preferred. Must be willing to travel extensively through time and space. Herpetophobics need not apply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Is it just me, or are we seeing a distinct lack of personals here written by superheroines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikesama Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Is it just me' date=' or are we seeing a distinct lack of personals here written by superheroines?[/quote'] Given the looks of the average superheroines and you average male, how many offers do you think they get when they are not posting personals? Of the four characters I wrote adds for 3 are female and two wouldn't be posting adds on thier own. One get way to much attention as is and one is actually a bit shy when not in her heroic for. Just the way things are for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Walkur Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) (For Gamma Girl) Can't touch this! Under-20 SWF with impenetrable, Always On Forcefield seeks mentally/emotionally mature guy, any age, any race. Must like science fiction, 70s rock music and not get freaked out by the implications of time/dimensional travel. Must be able to 'think outside the box' when it comes to doing more than just cuddling. Aliens OK, obvious non-Humans not a problem. Super-powers or trained physical attributes a plus. No lawbreakers, current or reformed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Proteon I'm a single male made of liquid metal. You're a single female made of liquid metal. Care to amalgamate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Manhattan Museum of Antiquities, last solstace... You had long red hair and emerald green armor. I was bathed in the blood of thirty centuries' slain warriors. You destroyed my portal to your plane but I thought maybe we shared a moment? Call me for coffee, maybe more. Baalzoche of Sumeria, 718-555-4694 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) *** MPF - Male in Primary Form. Don't ask' date=' Fen is still annoyed about it.[/quote'] You do, of course, realize that this means somebody (like me) is honor-bound to ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) SGAF (Single Green Alien Female) seeks adventurous, brawny individualist to go boldly where no man has gone before. Full head of hair and ability to travel to other planets a must. Red-shirted disposable underlings a plus. Call SLV-GIRL on Orion Prime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) You do' date=' of course, realize that this means somebody (like me) is honor-bound to ask? [/quote'] Just a joke idea I had once for a disastrous relationship, where Fen finds someone who is his 'perfect girl', only to find out "she" is a shapeshifter -- one who is normally male, no less -- who's working for a supervillain on top of it all. So not only does the wolf get a little "Surprise!", he almost gets his head kicked in as well. Hmm, maybe I read too much of White Wolf's Aberrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Titan SWGRAM (Single White Genetically Reconfigured by Aliens Male) seeks companion of the opposite sex (Species not a deal-breaker) for fun times clubbing at "Capes" and stomping the forces of evil in NYC. I'm 6'6", 375 lbs, with long Blond Hair, Lots of muscles, and Movie star good looks. Potential companion must be into helmets, and anyone who thinks the name "bucket-head" is a term of endearment, need not apply. Fliers a plus. Physical durability should be considered a requirement; I have no desire to see if Larry Niven is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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