Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 You know what happens when twice as many dad jokes are told? They double in sighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Q: What's the difference between a Jack-o'-lantern and Donald Trump? Spoiler A: One is a seedy, creepy, orange-skinned aberration, and the other is a carved pumpkin. Logan D. Hurricanes, Tjack, aylwin13 and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 I have a joke on quantum mechanics. It's simultaneously funny and not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 I have a Star Wars joke, but it’s kinda forced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 I have a joke about time reversal, but tub ,lasrever emit tuoba ekoj a evah I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 I have a joke on physics...consciousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 I walked down the street dressed as a screwdriver. I turned a few heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3 years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100. I lost interest in that relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 Basic science fact: one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415x10^23 guacas. This is known as Avocado's Number. Christougher, Pariah, aylwin13 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 14 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: I walked down the street dressed as a screwdriver. I turned a few heads. My friend Phillip did that, too! Logan D. Hurricanes and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 Well Philip was a feed screws loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-smoking". Apparently the correct terms are "Cremation" and "Burial". Tjack and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 Induction: The act of inserting ducks Deduction: The act of removing ducks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 You can't plant flowers, if you haven't botany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 Doctor: "You've been bitten by a radioactive shark." Patient: "So I'm going to get shark powers, right?" Doctor: "You no longer have legs." Patient: "Just like a shark!" mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 Plateaus are the highest form of flattery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 On 11/5/2021 at 11:52 AM, Logan.1179 said: You can't plant flowers, if you haven't botany. THERE SHOULD BE NO MONOTONY IN STUDYING YOUR BOTANY IT HELPS TO STRAIN AND TRAIN YOUR BRAIN UNLESS YOU HAVEN'T GOTANY. Logan D. Hurricanes and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 What's the first thing the CEO of Ikea did when he was elected President of Sweden? Spoiler Assembled his cabinet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 21 minutes ago, Pariah said: What's the first thing the CEO of Ikea did when he was elected President of Sweden? Hide contents Assembled his bookcase. Thank L Marcus for his spying, subterfuge, and downright thievery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 He was being sarcastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 10 hours ago, Cancer said: THERE SHOULD BE NO MONOTONY IN STUDYING YOUR BOTANY IT HELPS TO STRAIN AND TRAIN YOUR BRAIN UNLESS YOU HAVEN'T GOTANY. Nice, but you don't have to yell. I'm right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 Sorry, I'm used to dealing with students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 That'll make anyone yell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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