Pariah Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 That's not a rational joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 That's just your onion. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Is the onion green, yellow, red, or white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 So I can buy whichever one I want, just like a political poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 bartener: does something seem off waitres: it does boucer: yes custmer: definitely letter thief: [nods] Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Monday - Greg Tuesday - lan Wednesday - Greg Thursday - lan Friday - Greg Saturday - lan Sunday - Greg The Gregorian calendar wcw43921, mattingly and Amorkca 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 My boss calls me "the computer." I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes. mattingly and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. Pariah and Amorkca 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Did your parents hug you too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 I was forbidden to visit the exhausted kangaroos. I was told they were out of bounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 What's the difference between doctors and chiropractors? Spoiler Doctors don't go around telling everyone that they're chiropractors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 On 9/24/2021 at 3:24 AM, Pariah said: That's not a rational joke. Would you prefer an irrational joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 I took a course in Mandarin, but it was a complete rip off! Two years in and I still can’t speak to oranges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 43 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said: I took a course in Mandarin, but it was a complete rip off! Two years in and I still can’t speak to oranges. You can. They just don’t talk back.........hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Remember, there's no "I" in "team", but there are two in "schizophrenia". Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: I took a course in Mandarin, but it was a complete rip off! Two years in and I still can’t speak to oranges. That is because you are not in Orange, NSW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Remember, there's no "I" in "team", but there are two in "schizophrenia". Yes there is an I in team. People keep saying it, but it doesn’t make it true. Does a team have a group identity? If so, then it has a property of unity, in which as it has an individuality that makes it separate from others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 How do Colonial Viper pilots pay for their coffee? Spoiler With star bucks. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 USEFUL FRENCH PHRASES: Bon appétit! - have a good meal! Bon voyage! - have a good journey! Bon courage! - good luck! Bon jovi! - live on a prayer! Pariah, wcw43921 and Tjack 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 My girlfriend broke up with me for being too 'un-American'. I saw it coming from a kilometre away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Pariah said: How do Colonial Viper pilots pay for their coffee? Hide contents With star bucks. I thought that’s where they went for coffee. I’d go there for coffee.....the barista’s all damp and sweaty from the steamed milk fixtures, I wouldn’t even care if she smoked those cigars while getting my order. I’ll be in my bunk. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 15 hours ago, Tjack said: I thought that’s where they went for coffee. I’d go there for coffee.....the barista’s all damp and sweaty from the steamed milk fixtures, I wouldn’t even care if she smoked those cigars while getting my order. I’ll be in my bunk. Dammit Jayne, stay in your own 'verse. Pariah, Tjack and Cancer 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 To be fair, Jayne and Kara Thrace would make a really great couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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