"V" Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: Jokes Why did the tree fall over? The third dead monkey didn't let go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: Jokes Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree ? He was stapled to the first two monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiggins Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: Jokes we need a unrep button for jokes like that. They were almost as bad as the what's grosser than gross jokes I told in gradeschool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: Jokes we need a unrep button for jokes like that. They were almost as bad as the what's grosser than gross jokes I told in gradeschool. I give up. What's grosser than gross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: Jokes ...Two gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: Jokes Last one, I promise. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree ? Peer pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: Jokes My turn! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: Jokes Hello. My name is Dug, and I think that joke SQUIRREL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiggins Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: Jokes I give up. What's grosser than gross? Ok, you asked for it. But don't blame me, it was a LONG time ago and I was a very wierd kid. Last chance. Before you click, Just think of the fact that I know the words to a song called 'Napalm sticks to little children' What's grosser than gross? A Pile of dead babys. what's grosser than that? The one on the bottom is still alive. what's grosser than that? The one on the bottom is eating its way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Re: Jokes Ok' date=' you asked for it. But don't blame me, it was a [u']LONG[/u] time ago and I was a very wierd kid. Last chance. Before you click, Just think of the fact that I know the words to a song called 'Napalm sticks to little children' What's grosser than gross? A Pile of dead babys. what's grosser than that? The one on the bottom is still alive. what's grosser than that? The one on the bottom is eating its way out. What's grosser than that? He wants ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Re: Jokes You know what's gross? 144, equal to 12^2, which is a dozen dozen. Grocers get their title from their habit of buying items "by the gross". The word derives from the French "gros" meaning "large". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Re: Jokes Gross ignorance s 144 times dumber than plain ignorance. -- Carl Hurley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Re: Jokes Gross ignorance s 144 times dumber than plain ignorance. -- Carl Hurley That's just gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Re: Jokes I got through 144 condoms the other day and was charged with gross indecency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Re: Jokes I got through 144 condoms the other day and was charged with gross indecency. You probably shouldn't have been using them to make balloon animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Jokes Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: No, it's not 'R'. A: It's 'P', which looks like 'R', but only has one leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Jokes Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: No, it's not 'R'. A: It's 'P', which looks like 'R', but only has one leg. *Groan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Jokes *Groan* You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Jokes Did you hear about the new pirate movie that's coming out? It's rated "Arrrrrrr!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Jokes True story: I was on an annoying pirate kick one day, walking around the house shouting "Arrrr!" all the time, and my wife (in exasperation) finally says, "Don't you know any letters besides R?" My response? "Aye!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Jokes Admit it -- you were just waiting for her to ask that, weren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Jokes True story: I was on an annoying pirate kick one day, walking around the house shouting "Arrrr!" all the time, and my wife (in exasperation) finally says, "Don't you know any letters besides R?" My response? "Aye!" And this is the real reason you'll be out of the house tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 11, 2010 Report Share Posted September 11, 2010 Re: Jokes A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; "Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?" The mother paused and looked at her daughter. "Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to stay pretty, you better obey." The mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again. "Mother?" She sweetly asked again. "Yes?" Her Mother replied. "Why is Grandma's hair all grey?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2010 Report Share Posted September 11, 2010 Re: Jokes VIPER Jokes! Q: What do VIPER agents and eggs have in common? A: They both crack under pressure, and they're both worth about $1.19 a dozen. Q: What's the difference between a VIPER agent and an automatic transmission? A: It's hard to replace a transmission. Q: What's the difference between a VIPER Agent and a baseball? A: If a baseball gets knocked over the fence, somebody's going to want to get it back. Q: How many VIPER Agents does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two—one to change the bulb, and one to stab him in the back when he's finished. Q: Why don't VIPER Agents eat omelettes? A: The average VIPER Agent can't beat an egg. Q: What do a VIPER Agent and a high school color guard girl have in common? A: They both carry a rifle for no apparent reason. Q: What's the difference between a VIPER Agent and Bigfoot? A: One's an ugly, hulking, uncultured, foul-smelling brute, and the other has big feet. Q: How many VIPER Agent does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one to change the bulb, after which he'll be shot by his Nest Leader because that's not the way he wanted it done. So none, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiggins Posted September 11, 2010 Report Share Posted September 11, 2010 Re: Jokes A kinda dirty joke. under the spoiler A family has a brown cow, an white cow and a bull. The son comes running into the kitchen. "Mom, guess what! The bull is F###ing the white cow!" Mom says "You shouldn't say that, you sould say that the bull 'suprised' the white cow. Now go back out side, the minister is coming over for tea." A little while later the minister arrives. The boy comes running back in and says " Mom, guess what!" Mom: "I know, the bull suprised the brown cow." He sure did, he's F###ing the white cow again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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