Pariah Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Little girl won't go down for a nap in her bed, but will fall asleep on the living room floor. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 And Pariah makes the 15,000th reply in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Whoa. Mind blown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 An inventor and model enthusiast Bob Symes has passed away at the age of 90. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Symes Also Geraldine McEwan at the age of 82 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geraldine_McEwan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 No ... no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO!!! I did not just delete a week's worth of work!!! There has to be somebody else to blame here .... DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Heard some interesting statistics the other day: 95% of Swedish ten-year-olds go online regularly, while the same is true for 50% of two-year-olds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Spilled some 1 molar sodium hydroxide during a demo today. I don't know yet if any of it got on my new pants. If so, I'm going to need some new new pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Apparently I get to clean up a dead cat when I get home today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I had a dream where I started a twitter account. #weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Last night I dreamt that I comforted a magician David Mitchell telling him that he didn't have to worry about not being successful, that he'd form a comedy duo with Robert Webb and things would all get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 One of the best things about the internet is that it can answer all those questions from way before it was a thing. What was that one video game I saw that one time? Oh, here it is on the internet arcade. Who was that actress I saw in that show? Oh, that's who it was. Whatever happened to that other actor? Oh, that's interesting. Seriously there's all these annoying questions I've carried around for years, and now three minutes of googling and they're answered. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Steve Strange who was a major figure in the New Romantic movemnt in Britain has died. Steve was in the band Visage and was a club owner at one time. He was also a recovering heroin addict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Little boy just wants to play with his own bottle, but can't pass up an opportunity to steal his sister's bottle and drink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 There are things I was told in childhood that I now, at the age of fifty, am still not sure I fully understand. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary thinks we need a link to "musings on random musings" posted every page or so in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 So, the printers no longer work because IT is going to a more centralized print server. And the document telling how to connect to the new print server is, of course, wrong. Dedicated F--k-Up Artists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 When I was a younger man, I had an older cat. White kitty was an old tom, fat dumb and happy. I was awestruck and horrified by the damage that guy could inflict on a catbox. How did all that crap fit into one cat? Why in god's name was it so impossibly foul? Now I am 42... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Someone has come up wit a name for the Selfie stick that seems appropriate: The Wand of Narcissism tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 We are starting a new campaign, in a setting that is a cartoon version of ancient China, in which martial arts and what school you belong to and what techniques you have learned is important for the plot somehow. One guy had found at Half Price Books a deck of playing cards with martial arts moves depicted on them (kind of like these but cheesier artwork). Glancing through them, on one card was a gi-clad guy in some sort of squat stance, with a frown and bared teeth. I was very tired, and well into my Friday Night De-Stress mentality, and out of my mouth came the question, "What move is that supposed to be? Crane Takes A Dump?" Due to fatigue I found this wildly funny and spent the next half hour or so making up more of these and giggling uncontrollably... Tiger Humps A Sofa Cushion Snake Stubs His Toe Dragon Propositions A Schoolgirl Monkey Flings Poo With Both Feet Phoenix Goes To Arizona Serpent Cheats On His Taxes BoneDaddy, Pariah, L. Marcus and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Obviously the exam I give today is really, really scary. Three people got sick over the weekend and have asked to take it later. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Well, let's see if the strikers' march I am skipping out on ends up being dispersed with a whiff of grapeshot. I doubt it, but a whiff of pinkslips would do the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Is it too much to ask that my brand new projector not get thrown on the floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Power is out at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Bored, morale is low. Need something to raise my spirits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Goddamned tooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Another day, another committee membership. I feel like a cheap boy prostitute picking up new diseases. Whee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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