death tribble Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 To prove that 2020 has not finished with us yet, now the Turkeys have risen in revolt. They are armed and they are dangerous. Stay in your homes. If you see a Turkey, call the police at once. Widespread fighting has been reported. Texas and New York City have fallen to the Turkey masses. However all is not lost. Alaska has repelled the Turkey menace as it was too cold for them. Florida has also stopped the Turkeys in their tracks by calling in hurricanes from the Atlantic Ocean. The latest news is that the Turkeys have pardoned the President. They have been given free memberships to his golf resorts as a reward. More on this preposterous story as it happens ! (I had thought of you know who staging a coup but in light of the political situation decided that it would be too close to the bone) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 In my neighborhood, we're passing out cranberry sauce to the resistance and giving them sage advice. Soon, we hope to have seasoned fighters. death tribble and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 You don't say ... http://housedok.com/gobbler-iii/ death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 We're dressing for war and plan to beat the stuffing out of the enemy! death tribble and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 You forgot the tag line. “This is Les Nesman, four time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award reporting.” death tribble, Lord Liaden, BoloOfEarth and 1 other 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 This turkey ditched Thanksgiving and went to a national park instead, photo shows death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 Hermit, death tribble, Ternaugh and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Tjack said: You forgot the tag line. “This is Les Nesman, four time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award reporting.” I don't know WKRP that well. Breaking News ! The Turkeys are marching on Chicago ! Oh Dear Lord it's Turkageddon ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 We hope just to escape with our lives. Anything more would just be gravy. death tribble and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 They know I prefer Beef, so I, for one, welcome our new Turkey overlords Starlord and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 13 minutes ago, Hermit said: They know I prefer Beef, so I, for one, welcome our new Turkey overlords Never give up! Never surrender! death tribble and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 Certified, Hermit, Old Man and 4 others 4 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 We were gonna make these until the hubby's parents decided to stay in town for the holidays... https://www.bemindfulbehuman.com/index.php/thanksgiving-week-1-turkey-leg-quarters-two-ways-smoked-and-roasted/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 From my Monster Hunter International game, where I badically play Jack Burton... Spence, Lawnmower Boy, Certified and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 This emergency broadcast is coming from the BBC as the ghost of Winston Churchill has come to rally the Allied forces in this dark hour. We join the conclusion of that broadcast: "...We will eat them with the beets, we will eat them in our trenchers. And though we might eat for another thousand years, men will still say, "This was...their finest meal." "But let us not be so glutted with victory that in our folly we throw it away. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties so that all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands...well before the tryptophan starts to kick in and we lay ourselves down to that well-deserved rest." ==== And there you heard it, listeners, from the former Prime Minister Winston Churchill's ghost. Keep tuned to this same station for other emergency broadcasts. We will keep broadcasting up to the final moment, even if the enemy is overrunning the station. Thank you for listening to the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 Breaking News Its an emergency Turkeyzilla is attacking New York City ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 As I said in the Champions Forum, it's time to break out--The Giant Santa-Mech! Walk it to within hearing range of all the turkeys--including Turkeyzilla--then start blasting Christmas music and "HO-HO-HO! HO-HO-HO!" Santa laughter. All the turkeys become enraged--"IT'S NOT TIME FOR CHRISTMAS YET!"--and they charge at Santa-Mech, who turns and runs--and believe me, you have never seen a giant robot in the shape of an overweight saint move so fast. Once the turkeys follow the Santa-Mech out of the city the Army takes over, saturation blasting them with tank, artillery, and helicopter gunship fire. Then the Air Force joins in, starting with waves of A-10 Thunderbolts, then AC-130 gunships finish the job. It'll be one heck of a show--but I sure ain't cleaning up that mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 You think I had not thought of that ? Here comes Mecha-Turkey ! and it is coming to Chicago ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Ah, but you see, I have the solution to save everything!! One look at my Mecha-Baster and they shall see the true nature of their futures and FLEE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 I trust we will get our just desserts. The invading turkeys, on the other hand, deserve no dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 the turkeys are revolting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 I got to carve my 1st turkey this year -- snikt-snkit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 My Leftover Gravy Sense is poor. 75% of time, I reheat too much gravy; 15% of the time, I reheat too little gravy; and only 10% of the time do I reheat just enough gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 I would like to thank everyone who took part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 I'll take anything if people leave it unattended for too long.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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