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Barbara's character Felicity is hunting down teammate Vitus and his concubine 3, to let him know that another teammate has been kidnapped by ARGENT.

 

Vitus has just discovered the news headlines "Superheroes - Danger or Menace?"

 

In order to distract Vitus from his resulting rage, 3 uses her 30+ comeliness and a nipple flash. It works very well on Vitus AND Felicity, who is bi...

 

Vitus to self (both staring at 3's chest) : Wasn't i... doing something?

 

Felicity to Vitus : yes.. me too I think

 

(both stare some more)

 

Felicity (still unable to look away) : Oh yeah, Orca's been kidnapped

 

Vitus ( likewise ) : Really..? that's nice

 

Felicity: by some people.. colour.. people named after a colour...

 

Vitus (still gazing slackjawed ) : Funny... the only colour I can think of....is pink...

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Barbara's character Felicity is hunting down teammate Vitus and his concubine 3, to let him know that another teammate has been kidnapped by ARGENT.

 

Vitus has just discovered the news headlines "Superheroes - Danger or Menace?"

 

In order to distract Vitus from his resulting rage, 3 uses her 30+ comeliness and a nipple flash. It works very well on Vitus AND Felicity, who is bi...

 

Vitus to self (both staring at 3's chest) : Wasn't i... doing something?

 

Felicity to Vitus : yes.. me too I think

 

(both stare some more)

 

Felicity (still unable to look away) : Oh yeah, Orca's been kidnapped

 

Vitus ( likewise ) : Really..? that's nice

 

Felicity: by some people.. colour.. people named after a colour...

 

Vitus (still gazing slackjawed ) : Funny... the only colour I can think of....is pink...

I'm just glad that as a City Spirit, I (The Swarmling) don't get distracted by such things and was able to eventually get them on track.

 

Also, Orca was being rather unsubtle about his escape attempts, to which this little bit of OOC occured.

 

Player 1 (The Gunny): Orca. Subtlety. Hmmm...

Me: Subtlety, meet Orca. Orca, meet... ORCA! Stop eating subtlety!

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Feline Fury: I cant be seen as geeky...Im a cheerleader!

 

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Neutron (who also makes the team's costumes): We're calling ourselves the "Titans", huh? Should I put little "T's" on all our belt buckles?

 

Feline Fury: I dont wear a belt. And my costume already has a big "tease" in it ;D

I like her look...though I must say she looks like Peter Criss' slutty daughter.

 

 

 

 

....And I think that's a good thing :D

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I'd like to thank Mike (Susano) for dropping by the game to say hi, and to help with the running color commentary for our game. :D

 

Back at the Hall of Justice! Inc. that is...

 

Shockwave: "Calling Response Force One, this is Shockwave. We need a pick-up."

 

Doc Grond: "Hi Shockwave, it's the Doc. Who, what condition are they in, and where?"

 

Shockwave: "It's Holocaust. He's out cold, about 12 klicks above midtown, and still climbing. He'll probably top out at about 15 kilometers."

 

Doc Grond: "Son of a...would you tell Titan to quit doing that?!?! That seems a bit high even for him though..."

 

Shockwave: "Titan and Iron Maiden hit Holocaust at the same time."

 

Doc Grond: "Ah. That explains it."

 

 

And....

 

Epoch Aeon: "I'm really pissed off about the smear thing. I want to go on TV to tell our side."

 

Mach: "Absolutely not."

 

Epoch Aeon: "How about the Daily Show with John Stewart?"

 

Mach: *long pause* "Okay, set it up."

 

 

And...stormy weather ahead for our duo????

 

Iron Maiden: "Okay, I want to see how resilient this new Phosphorous form of mine really is. Throw something at me Titan."

 

Titan obligingly lobs an office chair at her at around STR 40. The chair burns up, she takes no damage.

 

Iron Maiden: "Harder Titan. Bet you never thought I'd say that to you."

 

Titan: "Thought? No. Hoped? Yes. And you know me, I always aim to please a lady..."

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Today's quote is a result of fallout from our group's game session of last week-

end. Our group (the Stormguard) had gone to Valerian Scarlet's penthouse to

rescue one of our team who had been captured by Scarlet and her minions, and

toward the end of the fight, our new member -- the angel Providence -- killed

one of the bad guys. Needless to say, there were some interesting public re-

actions to the killing. Some folks (mostly IHA sympathizers) were denouncing

him as one of those "killer muties", while others said that the deceased needed

killing (or words to that effect). PRIMUS just wanted to arrest him. Eventually,

Providence voluntarily surrendered to the authorities. During player discussions

as to what Providence should say to whatever judge was presiding over the

case, Providence's player said the following:

 

"I respectfully ask to be released on my own recognizance. I'm not a flight risk,

Your Honor."

 

To which Nitro (one of the team's two PC speedsters) responded with the follow-

ing statement:

 

"Whattya mean, you're not a flight risk?! You've got wings, for God's sake!"

 

 

Major Tom :D

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"I respectfully ask to be released on my own recognizance. I'm not a flight risk, Your Honor."

 

"Whattya mean, you're not a flight risk?! You've got wings, for God's sake!"

That would have worked for little old me. :yes:

 

[but don't mind me, I get cranky at long or unrelated back stories. :cry:]

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That would have worked for little old me. :yes:

 

[but don't mind me, I get cranky at long or unrelated back stories. :cry:]

well it worked for me.......i play Nitro. And the backstory was kind of nessesary.

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That would have worked for little old me. :yes:

 

[but don't mind me, I get cranky at long or unrelated back stories. :cry:]

Kirby. Please stop engaging in sado-masochistic necrophilic beastiality.:P

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Laugh of the week came from me during dinner before the game. I got a steak, egg, and cheese sub which tasted great but probably took a year off my life.

 

Me (after the first bite): "Mmm... that's some tasty death."

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Just remebered one from a Champions game at the last game con. The players asked me where in Denver their base was located. Not having thought that out, I just said "Oh, somewhere in Commerce City." off the top of my head.

 

(For the 99% of you that don't know Denver, Commerce City is an industrial section north of downtown. Locals sometimes refer to it as "the oxygen-free zone" due to the stinky-but-EPA-legal emissions from various factories, the most notorious of which is the Purina dog food plant.)

 

Player reactions: "Oh great, so we all smell like Puppy Chow?"

"At least that explains why all those dogs keep following us everywhere we go."

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From a long time ago, my villain yells at the brick of the group "You incompetent worm!"

 

In a slip of the tongue, the hero yells back, "Hey, no one calls me an incontinent word!"

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Last night's DnD game:

 

ooc Half orc fighter coming up w/a plan to scare a young kid to stay away from the the thieves guild.

 

"I'm taking the ranger w/me. He's like ranger creepy. That should work."

 

For the rest of the night the ranger PC (me) was referred to as the creepy ranger.

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Tonight's Deadlands: Lost Colonies game, my Character's little sister has stowed away (again, curse that hinderance) in the party's, err, unusual vehicle. It's a Humvee, an ordinary, everyday, related-to-Christine-the-Cadilac Humvee.

Predicts Kirby will cut the above section, then say that the rest would have been enough.

My Char (Jack): Jackie? Where are you?

Jackie: I think I'm in Cali (the Humvee). Um... It's snowing in here.

Jack: Oh. You're in the mini-fridge. Just tell the polar bear we want some bourbon, then follow him out.

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Not an in-game quote in it's entirety, though the first couple of lines were originally OOC comments during a game, and the rest, as they say, is history:

 

DOWN IN EDGE CITY by John and Michelle Travis

(to the tune of “Copacabana”)

 

His name is Lolock, he is a Morbane

Wearing robes of darkest red, his evil spells will make you dead

His magic trap caught both Shade and Midnight

When our heroes intervened, Lolock quickly fled the scene

Fought the group down below, beneath his casino

But sneaky Midnight had the last laugh

When she swiped his dough!

 

In the city (*gasp*), down in Edge City

It's smelly, it's dark and it's gritty (Nooo!)

In Edge City (Shhh!), down in Edge City

Where summoning demons is always in season

In Edge City... don’t close your eyes

 

(City… Down in Edge City…)

 

He’s known as Zephrem, but looks like Mindfyre

In DEMON once ranked pretty high, now he’s taken over PSI

Now thanks to Whisper, he’s got a body

But for now it’s just for rent, til he makes it permanent

In Babylon we brought his evil rite to naught

But our heroes won’t be happy

Til this bastard’s caught!

 

In the city (*scream*), down in Edge City

It's smelly, it's dark and it's gritty (Ahhh!)

In Edge City (Help!), down in Edge City

Where hackin’ and slashin’ is always in fashion

In Edge City... there’s only lies

 

(City… Down in Edge City…)

(City… Down in Edge City…) (Down in Edge City… ahh ahh ahh ahh)

(Ahh ahh ahh ahh City… down in Edge City…)

(Down in Edge City… It’s not so pretty)

(Chaos, dissention... is the convention…)

 

They call him Tengu, he is a ninja

Backed by his sneaky ninja clan, he feels much more like a man

Now the Night Dragon, and the Yakuza

Are both under his control, and for this he’s sold his soul

With godhood on his mind, dark artifacts to find

And if our heroes cannot stop him

Say goodbye to mankind!

 

In the city (*thud*), down in Edge City

It's smelly, it's dark and it's gritty (*crash*)

In Edge City (*BOOM*), down in Edge City

Where anything vile is always in style

In Edge City... you’d best get wise

 

(City… what you despise…)

Down in Edge City…

Down in Edge City…

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Some lines from the first session of the New York Minutemen:

 

OOC: Louis on Secret ID names: "Only strippers are called 'Angel'."

 

OOC: Louis on being confronted by a mystery: "I knew I should have played a mentalist."

 

(All OOC)

Snow Angel on her team's antics: "It is always like a circus?"

Nullifier: "No, sometimes it's like a Greek tragedy."

Magus: "And sometimes it's like an amusement park. Whee!"

 

Flex: "If I ever write about my life, I'm leaving this chapter out."

 

Wildside: "I'm coming out of the closet now."

 

Amalgamax: "We gotta let her go."

Louis (OOC): "We should kill her."

Mike (OOC): "What Dark Champions game are you in?"

 

Nullifier on seeing his exact double: "F**k me."

Melanie (OOC): "I suppose you could, now that there're two of you."

 

(OOC)

Grady: "Did Max just break his face?"

Mike: How can you tell? He doesn't have one!"

Grady: "Did Max just break his non-existant face?"

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And some lines from Session 15 of Shadows Angelus

 

(line left over from Session 14)

"Talk to the sword. Mommy needs a new handbag."

 

(line from a one-shot session)

"Yiska makes an Entity's head 'splode."

 

(lines from Session 15)

"Instead of the Anarchist Cookbook, we have the Hemelshot cookbook."

 

GM: "What police force issues flamethrowers?"

Steve: "One that fights demons!"

 

A clade (artificial human/animal cross) picks up Carpenter's bag containing his holy sword.

Iapetus the Clade: "Heavy bag."

Carpenter: "It's full of mercy."

 

Hemelshot: "I'd really like to kill you... but you might be right."

 

Jamadigni Renuka places a blood curse on a man responsible for the deaths of 26,400 clades: "May you live in interesting times. May your deeds bring you to the attention of people in power. May your name be remembered through the ages."

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