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From D&D, this weekend. All OOC.

 

Eric : "It's the archetypical 'shooting ducks in a barrel.'"

Me: ".. Fish. It's 'fish in a barrel.'"

Eric : "You don't shoot fish in a barrel!"

Me : "You don't shoot ducks in a barrel, they'd fly out!"

 

That led to a amusing fifteen minutes or so, culminating in the following.

 

Andy : "That was more fun than a barrel of parsley."

Me : "Ah, that old cliche."

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Justice Inc and our flirting duo again...Iron Maiden gets some revenge.

 

Sentinel, working on a computer board, about to ground himself with a grounding strap.

 

Iron Maiden: "So those are..."

 

Sentinel: "For the third time, no, they are NOT nipple clamps."

 

IM shrugs, walks out: "Your loss."

 

Sentinel: "Huh? What? Wait, maybe they could be, hold on a sec..."

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OOC chatter, the players musing about "their" book. (They've discovered that their adventures are being published in another world's book market, somewhat exaggerated.) Josh says, "In the audio book, James Earl Jones reads Father Danaecus."

 

Later, the party asks a dragon what his name is. He responds with a sound that makes them think he's clearing his throat. Then he adds, "But you can call me Joe."

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Sentinel: "For the third time, no, they are NOT nipple clamps."

 

IM shrugs, walks out: "Your loss."

 

Sentinel: "Huh? What? Wait, maybe they could be, hold on a sec..."

Yeah, I'm still voting "hook up".

Man I wish I could play in your game.

 

This week's line came from a bit of OOC chatter while we were waiting for the take-out to arrive. The GM just bought the new Mortal Kombat game (which is quite good, for the record). After several 2 player games, the GM suggested I have a go at the single player game. Early on I take on a female character and dominate the fight.

 

GM (who got married a few weeks ago): "Wow... You beat her like she was your wife!" *brief pause* "I probably shouldn't say things like that anymore, huh?"

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Sentinel: "For the third time' date=' no, they are NOT nipple clamps."[/quote']

Yeah' date=' I'm still voting "hook up".[/quote']

Which would be a lot easier if those were nipple clamps. ;)

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For some reason I saw "hook up" and "nipple clamps" and I thought "car battery".

 

Sometimes I scare myself.

 

Scare you?!?

 

:angst:

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For some reason I saw "hook up" and "nipple clamps" and I thought "car battery".

 

Sometimes I scare myself.

 

But if you use the nipple clamps, you miss the full benefit of attaching the alligator clamps. Y'know, the ones with the little screws to make sure they stay attached.

 

...

 

What?

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Sparkle's day job is stripping (well, it's a night job, but...) An informant hired her for a lap dance...

 

Informant: The illuminati are after [new PC]. They found out he has a lot of money and they want to take it from him.

Sparkle: So, if we roll him, he'll be safe!

 

As the conversation goes on, it becomes clear the informant is none too bright.

 

Another PC: Maybe he'd have an easier time concentrating on your questions if you didn't have your boobies in his face.

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This one's from a long time ago, but it was basically the GM (Jeff) was the husband and Janet was his wife. She was a "sum of my parts" player and we always tried to get her to socialize and roleplay with the NPCs. Near the start of one game, Janet's PC's boyfriend came over. As a qualifier, the GM had done short little intros for all the other PCs before he began the meat and potatoes of that night's game.

 

GM as boyfriend: So, dear, how was your day.

 

Janet (looks at her character sheet, and is frustrated): Jeff, that's not enough of a lead in!

 

After we finished laughing, the GM tried again:

 

GM: So dear, what did you do today?

 

Janet: Well, we just started playing, so I don't know.

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Longtime ago, College game...

Drow have captured the party, Kilgirde, the Wizard, our leader, is about to be sacrificed to Lloth.

 

Kilgirde's Player (ooc): Uh guys, someone do something?

 

Me: (ooc)Okay, I'll try.

Altheron (my PC): "Wait! He can't love you like I can!!"

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From last night's Champions game:

 

Eciton, a shrinking brick, on accidentally knocking out a team mate: I kind of punched her ear. And she went to sleep. Yeah, how was I supposed to know she'd be narcoleptic?

 

Twister, the local superspeedster: Okay, well, that won't work. Time for plan B.

The Dark Knight, the resident brain: How about you tell plan B to me, too, so I can tell you why it won't work?

 

Bast, ooc, who is the reincarnation of the Egyptian deity complete with the cult following: Is it wrong for me to order all of my followers to fly to the States? Because if this Battle of the Bands is based on cheering, I could totally help you cheat.

 

Lycana, the shapeshifting shaman, on matters regarding a villain styled after Plastic Man: I raked my claws through her, she melted and started to ooze down the drain. I don't think any of this qualifies as "normal."

 

Spider Man - yes, one of my PCs is doing a great portrayal of Webhead - on matters regarding Gwen Stacy: She's important to a friend of mine. You know, the guy who takes those pictures of me? Peter Parker?

Twister: Dude, I figured that anybody who worked for the Bugle hated you.

Spider Man: Well, yeah, I think he hates me too. Sometimes. But not right now and hey, can we focus here? That girl. That one. Down there. Who is not currently thinking about Peter Parker and you shouldn't be either.

Twister: Yep. The one who's the sort of hotty that you could -

Spider Man: Yeah, that's the one. And don't make me call "guy code" and wallop you.

 

Eciton: It's not my fault that you guys don't talk to the press. They ask me my feelings on stuff and if anybody else stuck around, they'd probably get yours, too.

Twister, muttering: Knowing the Bugle? Give it time, you'll get yours.

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From a fresh Teen Champions game ... with some wiggle room, the characters fit fairly neatly into the archetypes of Nerd, Geek, Burnout, and Princess ... that being the PC group, they're in the same homeroom/group.

 

Quantum Kitsune: "Look, it's nothing personal, I just can't be seen hanging around with you guys in public, 'cause I'm cool and popular, and you're, well ..."

Chance: "Not?"

QKit: "Exactly. Thanks guys, I knew you'd understand."

 

"I give him a tele-wedgie."

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From this week's session of Freedom Strike

 

Breaking into the casino to be sponsored by Lorenzo Vitale-Seveigny:

 

Gideon: Okay, there's a security camera there? I grab Romula and start making out in the hallway while Eiko disables the security systems in the security room.

 

Eiko gets to the security room and disables the security lock on the door. Inside is a lecherous cheaply engineered robot.

 

Robot: Ohh, yeah, baby. Grab thoooose (It is at this point that Eiko shoves an electroknife into the neck of the robot)...ti...tzzz...skqeeeeze...those bunnz....clickt...

 

Eiko grabs the security tape and pockets it. We'll have more on this security tape in a couple weeks when I find out what the player decides to do with it.

 

Shortly thereafter...

 

Captain Unity: Is there anything going on up there in that building?

 

Gideon: You're not the one who almost got a metal enema.

 

Captain Unity, Aside to Ember, unaware that Ultra Gadget Queen G is monitoring the radio: You know, there are times when I wish I could spank members of this team....

 

Ultra: You know, there is something we could do about that! I could build a machine, and you could operate it!

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From a D&D game a few weeks back, I had forgotten the quote before:

 

Our sorcerer, after being told by a paranoid player to Detect Magic on a note to make sure there are no Explosive Runes: "I don't know if it's poisonous - do you want me to lick it too?"

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A few decent ones tonight.

 

Techno-Grrl is flying, giving the non-flying Johnny Bam a lift, when several missles lock onto her. She alerts the others.

 

Fireguy: "Are they heat-seeking?"

 

Techno-Grrl (after a missle barely misses her): "They appear to me ME seeking!"

 

Later, Fireguy takes a shot at an unidentified person who is very likely the source of our sudden zombie problem. However, this has not been 100% confirmed.

 

Fireguy (deadpan): "I hope you're a bad guy. *brief pause* And if you're not, I'm sorry."

 

However, the line of the night goes to the delivery guy. We were playing somewhere other then our usual location, since one of our players just moved and wanted to show off his new place. It was only a mile or two down the road from his old place, but is much nicer.

 

So anyway, we make our order and when it arrives, the player in question goes answers the door. When he comes back, he tells us the first thing the delivery guy said:

 

DG: "Oh, you moved?"

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However, the line of the night goes to the delivery guy. We were playing somewhere other then our usual location, since one of our players just moved and wanted to show off his new place. It was only a mile or two down the road from his old place, but is much nicer.

 

So anyway, we make our order and when it arrives, the player in question goes answers the door. When he comes back, he tells us the first thing the delivery guy said:

 

DG: "Oh, you moved?"

That's definitely a sign of being a gaming geek. :D Rep for the Delivery Guy!

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A hard-drinking character is clearly having a debate with himself...

 

Jenny: What are you doing?

hard-drinker: I'm trying to decide whether to have a shot of whiskey and chase it with the beer or have the beer and chase it with the shot of whiskey.

Jenny: Oh, like either of them has a chance to get away.

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From last night's D&D game:

 

"19 Charisma, and I can't even get my own wife in bed."

 

During a battle, all OOC:

Player 1: "What's their touch?"

Player 2: "Well, it's a gentle caress..."

Player 3: "Orcs? Don't they like it rough?"

Player 2: "I wouldn't know..."

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