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Kethri (OOC): Does this Feat say... "Love Silently"??

 

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[What happens when your printer malfunctions and mangles things on your sheet]

 

Kethri (OOC): I have "Nipples of Night"?!?

 

 

 

Now I'm curious about what those were supposed to be.

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Was.

 

The other

was "Goggles of Night." <--Singular reference

 

The others were Goggles of Night and Move Silently. <--Plural reference

 

 

True, but they are a "pair of goggles", making the plural possibly correct. (Argh)

 

 

Not from a game, but a Robin Williams quote that leapt out at me.

 

"Wrestling is an interesting sport. Especially when they're yelling "CROTCH RIDE" in front of your mother..."

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True' date=' but they are a "pair of goggles", making the plural possibly correct. (Argh)

[/quote']:whistle:

 

"Pair," like "group" is considered singular. "Of goggles" is a prepositional phrase, so the noun in the phrase is not considered. Yes, I'm an English geek. And I like it that way! :D

 

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And to be On-Topic and in the category of "Context Is For The Weak", I have this quote from Monday's game:

 

"Why is happiness... sticky?"

 

Infectious laughter?

 

Smile and the whole world smiles with you?

 

What, were you expecting me to infer something dirty?:hush:

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So I'm running a d20 Fantasy Game and the players are a party of half-orc plainsmen ala the Mongols with a very strong sense of honor, where every man who rides a horse is supposed to be a good warrior. Insults are thrown around as a way of burning off steam, but to call someone a "woman" is the worst you can do.

 

Well one of the players, a smart ass, who always lets his mouth get in the way of a situation, makes a huge social blunder and then proceeds to get insulted back finally being called a woman. When he doesn't respond the insulter shows him the women's tents and points to where he can sleep. The smart mouth just looks. One of the other party responds with:

 

"I'm gonna smack you and sell you."

 

"There are two ways to solve this, correct him or go with the women."

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Used for what? Putting out a fire? You can't intend to drink that' date=' do you?[/quote']

 

A local bar had PBR on tap... luckily my friends band was still doing sound check because it took me five minutes to stop laughing - I don't think they knew why I was laughing so hard: It was 5$ a glass and being sold as the Trendy Beer they had On Tap.

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