proditor Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Same Vampire game, just remembered. In Vampire, you have traits, or statistics, to explain your prowess at things Physical, Mental, or Social. Anything less than say, 5, means you're tad...deficient in the area in question. We're going on this weird visionquest kind of thing and as we head down a path to a baptismal stream area, the storyteller says... "Now I'm assuming all of you have at least six mental traits." Me (Billy Ray): "Now let's not go assuming anything." For the record, I have 3 currently. I no is the smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Star Wars character creation session: Chris: "Okay ... finally got a name for my character." Stacey: "What is it?" Chris: "Vreen Sheeves." Me (singing, to the tune of Greensleeves): "... is what she wore, and Vreen Sheeves was ..." Stacey (GM): "So, how's this ... your Jedi excels at foresight, but he has a Cassandra complex going. Nobody believes his predictions." Me: "I have a Charisma of 6 and take a -4 penalty to all Charisma-based rolls when dealing with non-Shistavanen. They probably didn't believe me when I told them my name." Stacey: "Good point." Me: "And calling Master Yoda a wrinkled dyslexic little green muppet probably didn't help matters either." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioKAOS Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Same Vampire game, just remembered. In Vampire, you have traits, or statistics, to explain your prowess at things Physical, Mental, or Social. Anything less than say, 5, means you're tad...deficient in the area in question. We're going on this weird visionquest kind of thing and as we head down a path to a baptismal stream area, the storyteller says... "Now I'm assuming all of you have at least six mental traits." Me (Billy Ray): "Now let's not go assuming anything." For the record, I have 3 currently. I no is the smart. Is this the 'new rules'? or are you using the LARP system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fwcain Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "And calling Master Yoda a wrinkled dyslexic little green muppet probably didn't help matters either."For some reason' date=' I immediately imagined Master Yoda replying, "Hmph! If Frank Oz's hand and arm up your @$$ [b']you[/b] have, speak coherently you will not!" Franklin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One I forgot, My character, an Energy/Energy Tanker, had climbed the side of the Nuke to see if it was armed. He's a country boy and bit of a Cowboy. (He tried to drive a pickup into a Minuteman.) Another character when he sees me on the Nuke. "That's not a tractor. Get down from there.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A long-ago D&D game Cleric's player: "I've got one cure light left. Who wants it?" Thief's player: "Pick me! Pick me!" Cleric's player: "OK. 7 hit points. How much were you down?" Theif's player: "None. He just likes the way they feel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Theif's player: "None. He just likes the way they feel." Quoth the Roaming Gnome: "Woo! Tingly!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And another session of Shadows Angelus: Yiska the esper points his pistol as a security guard: "Secure this." GM comment on someone making a 8- Breakfall Roll: "I'm so smart, I thought myself to a standing position." Yiska blows his roll for BOECV TK (OOC): "Go on a diet!" A nameless NPC is decapitated by flying glass. Mike: "That's what you get for being in a Stephen King adventure." Carpenter the Paladin rolls a 4 to hit the monster with a 4d6 AP HKA. His result? 5 BODY, 15 STUN. OOC comment on the fight: "That's your plan? Somebody stun it?" After Action Report on the monster fight: "We came, we saw, it almost kicked our ***." Carpenter to Yiska after the latter's use of telepathy: "Did you leave anything?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Is this the 'new rules'? or are you using the LARP system? LARP system. New entry by the way from last night... Anton: "So let me see if I have this right...you flip him into the air with your toe, he backflips in the air and lands on your head and then starts juggling tap-dancing midget vampires?" Russ: "Yeah, it's going to be brilliant!" Anton: "And they call me crazy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... greatest opening quote for the night: "Because teenage girls like daisies." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One I forgot, My character, an Energy/Energy Tanker, had climbed the side of the Nuke to see if it was armed. He's a country boy and bit of a Cowboy. (He tried to drive a pickup into a Minuteman.) Another character when he sees me on the Nuke. "That's not a tractor. Get down from there.." Dr. Strangelove anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My resident brick hit his enemy, another brick, with a fire extinguisher. Body damage was way off the scale. So the extinguisher exploded with CO2 everywhere! His only comment was "I didn't think that would happen". 10 minutes before the laughter stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Well, let's see... this was last year... cripes, maybe 2 years ago... for nostalgia, we were playing the original basic blue box (or was it red?) D&D as our regular game had gotten cancelled. Guy is just running a game on the fly, and I'm playing a Cleric of a Feminist God because I figure I can "get chicks" that way... yes, the oddness of having a decent wisdom and still being stupid... and we were just making everything up on the fly as our world was called GeneriCo! It became a game we'd play for pick-up games and days when people couldn't make it. Just for fun, never serious, and just an excuse for stupid cliches, retarded jokes, and general tom-foolery. GM: "You come into a large room with a bunch of tables. There's a lot of spilled ale lying around and an orc laying out on a table, obviously drunk and passed out. So what's the plan?" Me: "He's totally out cold?" GM: "Yes. He reeks of ale and he's drooling." Me: "Well, I am a cleric of a feminist god..." GM: "ummm.... okay. And...?" Me: "I MACE HIM IN THE NUTS! cuz, y'know... feminazies love going for the gonads." And thus our catchphrase, and the beginning move of every combat thereafter, was coined... GM: "Okay, your initiative." Me: "He's male, right?" GM: "*sigh* Yes." Me: "I..." The Entire Party: "MACE HIM IN THE NUTS!" I never did get any chicks... probably cuz I was the only member of the religion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In my supers game tonight, the team of teenaged heroes faced off against a crash-landed alien menace capable of shape-changing and duplicating. The main body of the menace was 20 feet tall and scaly. Streak, the speedster, raced up the creature's back and pummeled its head repeatedly while Basilisk hit it with an eyebeam attack that rang the creature's bell. Hard. Stunned and reeling, the creature instinctively split intot wenty apparent copies of Streak (who is a cute little blonde, by the way). The team looks baffled as they try to decipher which is the real Streak. Streak, meanwhile, manages to push her way out from under the pile of duplicates of herself, as they recover from being stunned. Streak decides to launch a massive super-speed area effect attack, effectively zooming around in a tight circle and hitting each of the twenty copies of herself. Monitor, Streak's teammate, sees Streak's whirlwind of attacks, and says, in classic sarcastic teenager voice: "Stop hitting yourself!" ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hehe... "stop hitting yourself!" that's awesome. =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Again, these are all out of game, but they do reference gaming from my loving wife. I wasn't going to put them, but today's I thought everyone would enjoy. "All I hear is 'blah, blah, blah, stormtrooper. Blah, blah, blah, the force.' I don't know what you're talking about." "Dear, unless I specifically ask you a question about your game, I don't want you to tell me about it." And today's: "Come over here and watch this about widows of gamers." I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country. Call it Irate. All the pissed-off people can live in one place and just get it over with. -Denis Leary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON Clown Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... We've been playing a heroic game for a while and one PC, Richter, has been getting a little more violent then nesecery. So we had an ingame talk with him and he promised he'd tone it down. So later after a fight we are interrogating the two guys we captured. The rest of us blow our interrogation rolls and even fail to effect the guy with a presence attack! Richter gets back from making a phone call to a contact of his and is told the situation with the prisoner. Both prisoners by this time are very smug and not at all worried. Richter walks over to the guy we were interogatting and pulls out his MAC 10. He asks the guy a question and just gets insulted. So Richter's player says he's going to shoot him once in the leg. GM: Okay you shoot him in the leg and he starts screaming. Richter: Don't I have to roll to hit? GM: Not unless you really want to. Richter: I'll roll'em. He precedes to roll a 4. He shoots the guy 5 TIMES in the LEG! Gordon: Holy ****! What the hell would you have done to him when you were violent?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minotaur King Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This just shows how stupid gamers are some days. 3rd edition D&D, after a major battle, some players get enough xp to level!!(yay) Jason:Hey, what level do you have to be to be 10th? Mike:10th.... Jason:ha nono I meant what LEVEL do you have to be to be 10th Mike:......10th! This is jason, the dork of the group (we are all dorks but, you know what I mean) He wants to be an actor one day. In the same session as the above conversation, Jason is trying to befriend a very powerfull lord, after finding the lord at the stables (its a jousting contest fair) Jason:So.....buying a horse? GM:.........*throws reigns to jason*....make sure he is fed boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Long ago, on Furcadia, I was with a couple of friends. My character was a vulpine ghost, and I was hanging out with Jezebel (a vulpine-dragon-succubus) and Silver (a dragon). One of us took a picture of the other two and Jeze and Silver were debating who got to sell the picture. Then I said "I'm pretty sure the money for it will go to all involved parties." Then Jeze said, "But we never have any panties." There was a long pause. Then I said "Okay. We didn't need to know that." The fun of typos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioKAOS Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Again, these are all out of game, but they do reference gaming from my loving wife. I wasn't going to put them, but today's I thought everyone would enjoy. "All I hear is 'blah, blah, blah, stormtrooper. Blah, blah, blah, the force.' I don't know what you're talking about." "Dear, unless I specifically ask you a question about your game, I don't want you to tell me about it." And today's: "Come over here and watch this about widows of gamers." I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country. Call it Irate. All the pissed-off people can live in one place and just get it over with. -Denis Leary You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetle Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Tuesday's session: "We only kill carbon-based lifeforms." (of course, in Firefly all lifeforms are carbon-based...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Tuesday's session: "We only kill carbon-based lifeforms." (of course, in Firefly all lifeforms are carbon-based...) So I'm guessing that particular Psych Lim isn't worth too many points? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... D&D game ... the party has been told to retrieve a stolen mask from some orcs (we suspect, but don't know for certain, that the mask is magical). Half-Orc Druid: "Why would the orcs want with a mask?" Me: "Look in the mirror, then ask that question again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Tonight we started Don's low-powered supernatural HERO game. Gary's character (an Occult Investigator who gets his powers from being fused with a demon) spotted someone breaking into a Boston antiquties museum after hours. The culprits looked strangely like Orcish warriors in ancient garb. Gary sneaked up on one of them and used the out-of-combat Surprise modifiers to do a Called Shot to the guy's Vitals, the intent being to literally rip out his spine. Even though he had Chainmail armor, the target still took enough BODY to die, and he basically got his spine pulled out via his rectum. Demon-Gary also has the Enraged in combat Disadvantage, and rolled for that every Phase; on Phase 9 he announced "My character goes Enraged this Phase." I said, "Because he was so restrained up to this point." JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Even though he had Chainmail armor' date=' the target still took enough BODY to die, and he basically got his spine pulled out via his rectum....[/quote'] Whatever happened to "Boo!" ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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