archer Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 I bought a book on the sunk cost fallacy. It's not very good but I'm halfway through, so I thought I might as well finish it. 15 minutes ago, death tribble said: There are vampire stories in Europe and America but not below the Sahara. You know why ? They bless the rains down in Africa..... Thank you Cesaro I thought for sure you'd make a joke about the rain in the UK. You know, the Ukraine. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 hour ago, death tribble said: There are vampire stories in Europe and America but not below the Sahara. You know why ? They bless the rains down in Africa..... Thank you Cesaro “....And Toto too.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 "I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle," he moped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 7 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: "I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle," Tom moped. FTFY. Now, who's old enough to get that? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, Christougher said: FTFY. Now, who's old enough to get that? you might have difficulty getting it if you are in Russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 22 hours ago, archer said: What does 50 Cent call himself in Russia? 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Rubles In a Pathfinder game over the weekend, we saved a wizard. He rewarded us by enlarging a gold piece to the size of a manhole cover. I said that it would make some great rapper bling. Another player said that we'd be called Fitty Go Piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, "Why do you think the Russians just left this thing here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 On 3/1/2022 at 4:37 AM, mattingly said: In a Pathfinder game over the weekend, we saved a wizard. He rewarded us by enlarging a gold piece to the size of a manhole cover. I said that it would make some great rapper bling. Another player said that we'd be called Fitty Go Piece. Assuming a 26" manhole cover 1" thick: r = 13" = 33.02 cm A = 3425 cm² V = 8700 cm³ D(Au) = 19.3 g/cm³ m = 167,917 g = 167.9 kg That's about 370 pounds, give or take. Better have the fighter carry it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 But just think of how impressive that would be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Now I want to build a character. A Champions brick with a hip-hop backstory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 IIRC, City of Heroes let you make a character that used a manhole cover as a shield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard work, I am no longer young. Ockham's Spoon and Cancer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Assuming a 26" manhole cover 1" thick: r = 13" = 33.02 cm A = 3425 cm² V = 8700 cm³ D(Au) = 19.3 g/cm³ m = 167,917 g = 167.9 kg That's about 370 pounds, give or take. Better have the fighter carry it. Get it up on its side and roll it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, Tjack said: Get it up on its side and roll it. ...which is one of two major reasons that most manhole covers are round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Tjack said: Get it up on its side and roll it. sounds like a line from a Vanilla Ice song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 1 hour ago, dmjalund said: sounds like a line from a Vanilla Ice song May all the Gods in Southern California keep me from creating another Vanilla Ice song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Just as a suggestion, if you want large-scale participation from that part of the world, you should be appealing to a different class of entity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 14 hours ago, Tjack said: Get it up on its side and roll it. That's what we did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Of course, if you're in a valley and have a nice, narrow-twisty-road high mountain pass to negotiate in order to get home, the ambush opportunities for Bad Guys get exponentiated. Or simply the scene of the blown DEX roll and everyone watches the gold manhole cover roll off the path and plunge a thousand feet into the river below. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I'm going jogging, but then don't go. It's a running joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 A little girl asked her mother "Mommy, how was I born?" Her mother replies, "Well, dear, once upon a time, your Daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. So Daddy planted it, and then I took care of it every single day. And it grew and grew and after several months it was a beautiful healthy plant! So then we took the plant and dried it and smoked it and got so high that we screwed without a condom." Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 On 3/2/2022 at 6:59 PM, Tjack said: May all the Gods in Southern California keep me from creating another Vanilla Ice song. Another Vanilla Ice song? What was the first song you created for Vanilla Ice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 45 minutes ago, Ockham's Spoon said: A little girl asked her mother "Mommy, how was I born?" Her mother replies, "Well, dear, once upon a time, your Daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. So Daddy planted it, and then I took care of it every single day. And it grew and grew and after several months it was a beautiful healthy plant! So then we took the plant and dried it and smoked it and got so high that we screwed without a condom." I am reminded of a comic I saw decades back in Playboy. Teenage human boy is standing in a pretty middle-class looking living room setting. He is talking with a centaur whose human parts are obviously of middle age (balding, pudgy, glasses). The caption says, "What you have to understand, Son, is that back around the time you were born, your mother and I were doing a lot of drugs." Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Gary Larson's The Far Side, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 5 hours ago, archer said: Another Vanilla Ice song? What was the first song you created for Vanilla Ice? I was in the process of composing a witty response when I decided to forget it and just tell you to ki$$ my entire butt.💋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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