Tjack Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 On 2/9/2022 at 9:18 PM, Bazza said: No, stocks. Little cubes of powder. America calls it something different, maybe broth. Bullion cubes is the general phrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 26 minutes ago, Tjack said: Bullion cubes is the general phrase. Thats's a thousand moullion cubes. and that's terrible. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 WHAT kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini. WANT to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 The Necronomicomic is like the Necronomicon but with more pictures. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Are there more funny pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Is a vampire's food blog just pictures of people's necks? death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 10 hours ago, archer said: Is a vampire's food blog just pictures of people's necks? No, it’s a picture of a blood donor bag, a bowl and a box of Weetabix. (It’s a Buffy joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 My boss: "I've been getting complaints about your snide comments. You know that sarcasm won't get you anywhere." Me: "Yeah? Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Paris in '98." My boss: "Really?" Me, rolling my eyes: "No." slikmar and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 7 hours ago, Tjack said: No, it’s a picture of a blood donor bag, a bowl and a box of Whitabix. (It’s a Buffy joke) It's Weetabix. This was my breakfast cereal of choice. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weetabix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 15 minutes ago, death tribble said: It's Weetabix. This was my breakfast cereal of choice. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weetabix Fixed, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 1 hour ago, death tribble said: It's Weetabix. This was my breakfast cereal of choice. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weetabix Wheet-Bix https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weet-Bix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 When I was young and naive, I used to wake up in the morning hoping that good things would happen that day. Now when I wake up in the morning, I just hope that whatever bad things happen will at least be funny. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 A man rubbed a lamp and an elegant genie exited from the lamp. The genie said, “You have released me from my bronze prison, you may now ask me three wishes of your liking” The man, a clever one indeed, said, “I wish for infinite wishes.” The genie responded with, “I am afraid that is against the rules.” The man said, “I thought you could do anything, can’t you?” The genie let the man know that he could indeed perform that wish, but refused because it would tear society apart The man said, “Okay then… uhh.. gimme an umbrella,” The genie, a little confused now, granted his wish. The man then said, “Now I want you to stick it up your ass.” The genie shoved the umbrella up his ass and groaned in pain and said, “Okay weirdo, I completed your second wish. What else would you like?” The man responded with a dark tone to his voice, “Now give me infinite wishes before I make you open the umbrella.” Tjack and death tribble 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Ockham's Spoon said: My boss: "I've been getting complaints about your snide comments. You know that sarcasm won't get you anywhere." Me: "Yeah? Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Paris in '98." My boss: "Really?" Me, rolling my eyes: "No." I didnt think I remember seeing you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 He was the hockey puck trying to get autographs from everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Welcome to the assumption club! We all know why we are here. Pariah and mattingly 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 In honor of today's big hand-egg game: Q: Why doesn't Boulder, Colorado have a professional football team? Spoiler A: Because if they did, Denver would want one too. wcw43921, Tjack, Logan D. Hurricanes and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Why is it when Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it is "art" and "music", but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot"? Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 6:30 is the best time of the day, hands-down. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Should I post my transformer joke? It's a step up from the jokes I normally post here. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Somebody asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon. Is it new? slikmar, Pariah and Tjack 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 I saw a bumper sticker earlier today that said, "I'm a veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!" That's when I began to realize how many proctologists we have on the roads. slikmar and Ockham's Spoon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 I changed all my passwords to Kenny. Now I have all Kenny Loggins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 I have a moral objection: I find descending vertical surfaces with the aid of ropes fixed at a higher point to be rappelling. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 I heard a joke about Oedipus and Midas. Spoiler It was m**** f**** gold! Logan D. Hurricanes and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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