Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 So what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual. Pariah and slikmar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them. tkdguy and Lee 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Police were called to a daycare centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A: To get better buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Q: How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog? A: Put it in a man bun. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Top two posts on this page have been updated, as the jokes were duplicated.  Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? - She was fed up with the hole business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 One guy kept annoying me until I poked him with a spear. He got the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 So, basically, you gotta fake it to make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Why did the cow return to the marijuana field? Â It was the pot calling the cattle back. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Seemed appropriate to revisit this one. Â Â On 6/12/2019 at 9:08 AM, Pariah said: The latest celebrity cookbook includes Jim Steinman's recipe for meatloaf. The reviewers gave it two stars out of three. Â That may not seem great, but for meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad. Â Logan D. Hurricanes and aylwin13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Shouldnât it be five stars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 I hate the word "xenophobia", it sounds so... Â ... foreign Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Why don't they premier new movies on the Starship Enterprise? Â In space, no one can hear you screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Why did the gym close down? - It just didn't work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Q: Why do French people eat snails? A: Because they won't touch fast food. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Why did the Zen master refuse novocaine when he had his tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Last week I called someone a watering hole but I meant well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Acupuncture is a jab well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized? It was an act of wonton destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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