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Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath

 

I'll take a stab at original. No promises of quality...

 

Through burning fire or foulest storm,

I will face the Dark in any form.

And should I fall in this ultimate fight,

Will come another bearing Green Lantern's Light.

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Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath

 

Ok, I'll give it a shot....maybe I'll get a little green point....

 

What darkness has wrought,

What evil may sow,

They shall not evade,

My Green Light's Glow....

 

Oh, I'm amazed I haven't seen ths one....

 

...And I shall shed my light over evil,

for dark things cannot stand the light...

....the light of the Green Lantern!

 

oryan

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I pity the fool...

Who serves as evil's tool...

'cause the GLC...

now has me, Mister T!

 

Let those who worship evil's might

Fear my bling, my ring, my left, my right!

Green Lantern Mister T is coming to town

To hand out helpings of emerald smackdown!

 

Brilliant.

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In Life's name and for Life's sake, I say that I will use the Art for nothing but the service of that Life. I will guard growth and ease pain. I will fight to preserve what grows and lives well in its own way; and I will change no object or creature unless its growth and life, or that of the system of which it is part, are threatened. To these ends, in the practice of my Art, I will put aside fear for courage, and death for life, when it is right to do so -- til Universe's end.

 

 

Wizard's Oath

 

Diane Duane (from her Young Wizards series of books.)

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary asks "Didn't the Lensmen have an oath too?"

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Make a Green Lantern Oath

 

One I came up with myself:

 

I will keep the peace.

Where there is no peace, I will make peace.

I will uphold justice.

Where there is no justice, I will bring justice.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Where there is no palindromedary, I bring a palindromedary.

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when criminals in this world appear

and break the laws that they should fear

and frighten all who see or hear

the cry goes up both far and near

for Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!

 

speed of lightning, roar of thunder

fighting all who rob or plunder

Underdog. Underdog!

 

when in this world the headlines read

of those whose hearts are filled with greed

who rob and steal from those who need

to right this wrong with blinding speed

goes Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!

 

speed of lightning, roar of thunder

fighting all who rob or plunder

Underdog. Underdog!

 

Yes its the underdog theme but its very close to a green lantern theme.

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Little Shop of Lanterns (Little Shop of Horrors Parody)

 

[GREEN LANTERN]

Better think a minute

Ya better count your days

Better mind your manners

Better change your ways

Don't you threaten me, son

Ya gotta lot of gall

You gonna do some Evil

You gonna take a fall!

 

Ya don't know what you're messin' with.

You got no idea

You don't know what you're lookin' at

When you're lookin' here

Ya don't know what you're up against,

No, no way, no how

You don't know what you're messin' with,

But I'm gonna tell you now!

 

Get this straight!

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space and I'm bad

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space

And it looks like you been had

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space,

So get off my back 'n get out my face,

'Cause I'm mean and green and I am bad

 

Wanna save your skin, boy?

You wanna save your hide?

You wanna see tomorrow?

You better step aside

Better take a tip, boy

Want some good advice?

You better take it easy,

'Cause you're walkin' on thin ice

 

Ya don't know what you're dealin' with

No, you never did

Ya don't know what you're lookin' at,

But that's the business, kid!

Justice don't sleep tonight,

He’s right here with Lantern Light

Ya say, "That ain't fair?" Ya say, "That ain't nice?"

Ya know what I say?

"Too right!"

 

Watch me now!

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space and I'm bad.

I'm just a mean Green Lantern, a Justice Ace,

And you've got me fightin' mad

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space,

Gonna trash your ***,

Gonna rock this place,

'Cause I'm mean and green and I am bad

(Hums)

Don't you talk to me about Superman

You think he's the toughest, you don’t know a damn!

Don't talk to me about the Hulk

He got a temper, but I got the bulk!

 

You know I don't come from no Krypton

I'm from past the stars and the deep beyond

You can keep The Thing and Spiderman,

I got your balls in my big green hand!

 

I got Lantern style, major moves

I got the stuff and I think that proves

You better move it out

I got the ring!

You got the point?

I’m gonna bust yo thing!

 

Here it comes!

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space and I'm bad

I'm just a mean Green Lantern, a real hard case

You can't beat this trouble, man

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space,

So just give him up

It's all over, ace

I'm mean and green

 

[RING]

Mean Green Lantern from outer space

 

[GREEN LANTERN]

I'm mean and green

 

[RING]

Mean Green Lantern from outer space

 

[GREEN LANTERN]

I'm mean and green

 

[RING]

Mean Green Lantern from outer space

 

[GREEN LANTERN]

And I Am Bad!

Justice Time!

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Little Shop of Lanterns (Little Shop of Horrors Parody)

 

[GREEN LANTERN]

Better think a minute

Ya better count your days

Better mind your manners

Better change your ways

Don't you threaten me, son

Ya gotta lot of gall

You gonna do some Evil

You gonna take a fall!

 

Ya don't know what you're messin' with.

You got no idea

You don't know what you're lookin' at

When you're lookin' here

Ya don't know what you're up against,

No, no way, no how

You don't know what you're messin' with,

But I'm gonna tell you now!

 

Get this straight!

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space and I'm bad

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space

And it looks like you been had

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space,

So get off my back 'n get out my face,

'Cause I'm mean and green and I am bad

 

Wanna save your skin, boy?

You wanna save your hide?

You wanna see tomorrow?

You better step aside

Better take a tip, boy

Want some good advice?

You better take it easy,

'Cause you're walkin' on thin ice

 

Ya don't know what you're dealin' with

No, you never did

Ya don't know what you're lookin' at,

But that's the business, kid!

Justice don't sleep tonight,

He’s right here with Lantern Light

Ya say, "That ain't fair?" Ya say, "That ain't nice?"

Ya know what I say?

"Too right!"

 

Watch me now!

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space and I'm bad.

I'm just a mean Green Lantern, a Justice Ace,

And you've got me fightin' mad

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space,

Gonna trash your ***,

Gonna rock this place,

'Cause I'm mean and green and I am bad

(Hums)

Don't you talk to me about Superman

You think he's the toughest, you don’t know a damn!

Don't talk to me about the Hulk

He got a temper, but I got the bulk!

 

You know I don't come from no Krypton

I'm from past the stars and the deep beyond

You can keep The Thing and Spiderman,

I got your balls in my big green hand!

 

I got Lantern style, major moves

I got the stuff and I think that proves

You better move it out

I got the ring!

You got the point?

I’m gonna bust yo thing!

 

Here it comes!

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space and I'm bad

I'm just a mean Green Lantern, a real hard case

You can't beat this trouble, man

I'm just a mean Green Lantern from outer space,

So just give him up

It's all over, ace

I'm mean and green

 

[RING]

Mean Green Lantern from outer space

 

[GREEN LANTERN]

I'm mean and green

 

[RING]

Mean Green Lantern from outer space

 

[GREEN LANTERN]

I'm mean and green

 

[RING]

Mean Green Lantern from outer space

 

[GREEN LANTERN]

And I Am Bad!

Justice Time!

 

That one long recharge time though. :D

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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

The Lantern Knows!

 

-Oath of Kent Allard, GL of Earth in the 1920's

 

Lantern-man, Lantern-Man,

Does whatever a Lantern can!

Lights a room, any size!

Catches bees, and some flies

Look out! Here comes the Lantern-Man!

(daa! daa! daa!)

 

-'Lantern Man' cartoon, 1960's

 

For justice and truth,

I always fight.

Revealing evil's true face,

I am that light.

On this vow, so swears...

The Verdant Knight!

 

-Just made this one up. Not so good, but...

 

'I know ring-fu'

-Thomas Anderson, GL of Earth 2xxx (after recharging)

 

Just some ideas...

 

Pyre Archer

-Stopping short of a G-Gundam reference.

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Yeah it chafes, there's a little pain,

That pair of tights, dsigned by Kane.

'cause I am a Scot, and well-built...

I'll fight evil, in Green Lantern's kilt.

 

When Duncan MacCleod got chosen for the Corps...

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