teh bunneh Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. At the con last weekend, my cute gamer friend was complaining that her shoulder was sore, so I started massaging it... Me: Right here? Her: Lower... Me: Right here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. At the con last weekend, my cute gamer friend was complaining that her shoulder was sore, so I started massaging it... Me: Right here? Her: Lower... Me: Right here? That reminds me of an incident from my previous residence... Daughter: (is "crying over a bit of disappointment) Waa! Waaa! Mother: Oh, take it like a man! Daughter: (deepens her voice a few octaves) Waa! Waaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Somehow the audio captioning got turned on while I was watching Tube Tales and one of the comments during the segment about Baywatch was: "Black and white photograph of David Hasselhoff with his arms around a teenage boy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My mom and I were talking about someone we both know: Mom: "She wouldn't get so stressed if she'd just go with the flow." Me: "She doesn't want to go with the flow. She wants the flow to go with her." Me commenting on how stressed out I've been for a couple of months: "If it weren't for denial I'd never make it through the day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 11, 2010 Report Share Posted September 11, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. omg ur not exploded are you? --text message my sister received last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. The bus system is back to normal. Even the scheduled delays are on time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. The bus system is back to normal. Even the scheduled delays are on time. ...Scheduled delays? That sounds...Odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Let's just say the system trends to break down more often at certain times of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. It might be something like the pre-programmed holds that NASA uses in launch countdowns - it gives you time to catch up on things without cutting in to your launch window (or delaying the next bus). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Kaopectate, my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Daddy daddy daddy daddy!" "What what what what?" "Daddy! Look! My chair has, crumb!" "Did you inherit your mom's OCD?" "Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... LOL to that, with a sympathetic edge to it. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "This french roast coffee tastes like surrender" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Sunrise is a beautiful thing to see - right before going to bed. Lucius Alexander So's a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Gorilla Origami" Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Viagra: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prestige Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Some background. I and my friend(who owns a gaming store) were hanging out in after he closed for the night with some other people. He was going on how he brought the store from the previous owners to give back to the community of gamers in the area...how he was not making money...insert more self-sacrficing comments...so I finally said. "Hey, Scott your hands are bleeding." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Oh, please. Even Jesus wouldn't be so stupidly self-sacrificing as to try and run a FLGS in this economy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prestige Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Oh' date=' please. Even Jesus wouldn't be so stupidly self-sacrificing as to try and run a FLGS in this economy.[/quote'] Hence the joke...sigh...nobody understands sarcasm anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Hence the joke...sigh...nobody understands sarcasm anymore... Well, not Old Man, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My daughter, about my new haircut: "Dad, you look a-dork-able." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "3D, the colorization of the 21st century." A friend commenting on Lucas' plan to beat the horse some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Cousin scolds his four-year-old outlaw of a son: "... I mean, what were you thinking?" "Just like you, daddy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. On (finally) successfully getting some software to load up... Me: Boom!!! Goes the dynamite! Him: You... you didn't actually just say that, did you? Me: Er... Yeah, I guess I kinda did. Eh-heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. When I play WoW with my friends, I use the /bonk emote when someone does something silly or foolish. D is a frequent target, mostly because of his inattentive play style. However, last night, someone else was the target. D: Yay, someone besides me got bonked! Me: Enjoy the novelty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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