SatinKitty Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all. Go ask SatinKitty when she's ten feet tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Is it bad when you're on a conference call with the phone system manufacturer and the conference system craps out and kicks everyone off the call? That's bad, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Happiness is a really big cheater pipe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings If "one is the lonliest number"... What does that make zero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Just found out Bay is doing the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle live action movie. If that wasn't bad enough in and of itself, he has announced that in his reboot they will actually be aliens...I wish I was kidding but it was on CNN... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Just found out Bay is doing the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle live action movie. If that wasn't bad enough in and of itself' date=' he has announced that in his reboot they will actually be aliens...I wish I was kidding but it was on CNN...[/quote'] ...Where can I donate to stop Bay from making movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings ...Where can I donate to stop Bay from making movies? Better yet, will he challenge his critics to boxing matches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Was there an attempted coup in China? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "I'm a bilingual illiterate. I can't read in two languages." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Has anyone else seen roaches have sex? Cause I think I just did. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Which is worse--being dealt a bad hand, or realizing you badly misplayed a pretty good one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The next time Hollywood offers Tim Burton a movie to direct: Tell him that they will pay him his going rate if he uses Johnny Depp and Helen Bonham Carter. Or twice his going rate if he doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Did it occur to anybody else that in the latest line of Michelin Tires commercials, the Michelin Man is essentially disemboweling himself? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF_I68jCwHg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings David Pogue: TONIGHT'S MEDITATION: If you laid every Twilight fan end to end around the world, a lot of them would drown, get run over or eaten by lions. So I send it to one of the people I follow on Twitter because I thought she might like it, I tweeted: Bazza: @aeroplanegirl thought you would get a laugh out of this t.co/LCNmKaak And got the reply back: Jen: @bazzaclarke Ha, I did, thank you #giggle So, you take some random joke from a NYT freelancer who writes about and reviews technology and forward it quickly and easy to another who is a London bookseller, poet and soon to be author, who then on-forwards it to 4,253 people who follow her on Twitter. This is why Twitter is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings yay! Business cards for me! And I get a LOGO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Why is it the Kama Sutra? Shouldn't the other punctuation marks be able to have fun too? The Semi-Colon Sutra? The Question mark Sutra? The Exclamation point Sutra? The Backslash Sutra? The Ellipsis Sutra... ...could all be fun, in their own unique ways. But there will never be a Tilde Sutra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings From Science Magazine's site this afternoon: ScienceShot: Robot Records Fish Farts Great strides in science every schoolkid has been wondering about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The entire week has been a circus, and it's only Tuesday. Edit: Technically it's already Wednesday, but the day hasn't started for me, and it was still Tuesday when I had this thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Currently you have Venus and Jupiter in the night sky close to each other. However to the west of them is another planet. Can anyone tell me which one ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I'm having one of those 'sitcom' days. I swear there's an audience out there laughing at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings While it is often touted that nuclear power produces no CO2, I am confident that it does produce water vapor since (afaik) water is always the method used to cool the return flow to the reactor. I wonder if any study has been done to "equate" the total emissions of a nuclear plant vs the total emissions of a non-nuclear plant, and see if nuclear really is better* than non. *From what little (and it is not a lot) I have learned, water vapor is a much greater greenhouse gas than CO2 is, but comes out of the air much more readily (rain). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I just realized I do eat (some) raw foods. I regularly eat raw toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings My acting department head just popped in and says she is thinking of going to Emerald City Comic Con tomorrow in costume as Poison Ivy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings It's Foxbat's birthday today! : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Via Wikipedia: According to data compiled by the Irish Department of Community, Rural and Gaeltacht Affairs, only one quarter of households in officially Gaeltacht areas possess a fluency in Irish. The author of a detailed analysis of the survey, Donncha Ó hÉallaithe of the Galway-Mayo Institute of Technology, described the Irish language policy followed by Irish governments a "complete and absolute disaster". The Irish Times, referring to his analysis published in the Irish-language newspaper Foinse, quoted him as follows: "It is an absolute indictment of successive Irish Governments that at the foundation of the Irish State there were 250,000 fluent Irish speakers living in Irish-speaking or semi Irish-speaking areas, but the number now is between 20,000 and 30,000." (The Irish Times, January 6 2003) I feel reminded of the Harry Browne joke where he said that if the government fought a War on Abortion the way it fights the War on Drugs, within five years men would be having illegal abortions. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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