Balabanto Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Actually, if you're a reasonably healthy superhero, it's probably transparent. Nonetheless, I repped him anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Actually' date=' if you're a reasonably healthy superhero, it's probably transparent. Nonetheless, I repped him anyway.[/quote'] Reasonably healthy, or drinking enough water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Enough with the pee talk... =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Enough with the pee talk... =) It's not so bad if urine the right mood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It's not so bad if urine the right mood Nice one Hermit, never a dull moment when urea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I was going to tell a wee joke about the situation urine, but everybody beat me to the punchline -- oh well, bladder late than never! Matt "Feeling-punchy-tonight" Frisbee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... *grooooaaaaan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I could add my own comment here, but with everything that's already been said, it'd just be a drop in the bucket... Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... These puns are really starting to piss me off. Can't urethra well enough alone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I suspect this is all the same conversation Byron Hall and his FATALites had when writing the Urination Skill. Just observing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... These puns are really starting to piss me off. Can't urethra well enough alone? urethral enough , surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I think it's time we flush this conversation and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I should know better than to have said anything, a glans at the thread would have shown to what ex-stream lengths wheee can go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I agree -- our number one priority is to stop the flow of this (little yellow) river of toilet humor puns. We're not (toilet) bowling over anyone with this (yellow) snow job of lexicon, crowing to the world about our prowess. It's time to choke this chicken and tie a knot in it! Matt "I-P-Freely" Frisbee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... *grooooaaaaan* You're just pissed that you can't come to the Thursday night game Of course, that means no quotes this week from the Padre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Our GM's has a rule that excessive punning at the table will bring on XP penalties. (It wasn't instituted because of me, but, um, I may have contributed to it's continued implementation.) . We have a punny bank - anytime anyone puns or bad jokes they have to pay - quarter or more. After a few months we take the money and buy Pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It's not so bad if urine the right mood EVIL! But I likeit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Apparently none of my characters can spell Takt let alone use it. We were transporting a box to Phoenix and Bron had picked up a beautiful girl with a sob story who was heading there. Naturally she was a plant and we were attacked by a group of renegade Coalition States soldiers. The group was trying to relieve the "Idiot Mercs" (us) of our cargo without hurting us too bad. Sadly, we simply assumed their shooting at us had something to do with wanting us dead (interesting morality play follows) at any rate we killed one of them. At any rate we captured one of them and during the discussion/mutual interrogation this brief but poignant exchange takes place Bron: Well, we could take my Mountaineer, but it's dead. Captured Psi-Stalker(rather sarcastically): Sorry about your truck but- Bron: -Sorry 'bout yer wizard. now we're working with them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... After a successful, but not terribly helpful Spellcraft roll in tonight's D&D game: "Just so you know, guys, those spheres of flame are Flaming Spheres." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From another Mind over Matter playtest... The heroes have been turned against each other, and the battle lines are being drawn. In one of these battles... Wind Witch, to Captain X, a radiation projector: "I'm sorry. You're radioactive. Leave, or we'll call the EPA." Later, after someone does so much knockback that trees start getting destroyed. Americana, heroine of America: My god. Maybe she was right. We MIGHT have to call the EPA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... After a successful, but not terribly helpful Spellcraft roll in tonight's D&D game: "Just so you know, guys, those spheres of flame are Flaming Spheres." Wow! Thats a man-sized helping of DERRRRRRRR! Here are some quotes from this weeks Mythic Greece Fantasy game: ------------- Hekai'thetas(OOC): Lets see....my Araya'mesit (Egyptian) wizard character has a 14 Strength, so he could easily help with the rowing.....But hes above that kind of menial labor, so he wont ----------- GM: The guard can see that you are adventurers. And looking at Prince Talion and Hekai'thetas, youre obviously wealthy adventurers. Nyssa (OOC): So an extra "point vee" appears on all the prices in town? --------------- Nyssa (OOC): Yeahhhhh. We're gonna need those TPS tablets....Super. ------------- Pelepellonia (OOC): After a banquet like THAT, they can just roll me out like Violet Beauregard! ----------- Pelepellonia (OOC) As we travel, Ill make daisy chains along the way Selene (OOC): I didnt know it was THAT kind of adventure! Akanos (OOC): [Dad] DONT make me turn this adventure around! [/Dad] --------------- [An Ashurite battle commander moves into view, flanked by his wizard, 25 skirmishers, 40 Ashurite sailors, and 6 members of the legendary "Eternals" Blood-Guard, perparing to advance on the party] Ashurite Commander: *Opens his mouth to speak* Akanos: LOST?? ----------------- [Kydri and Selene are behind the shield wall formed by 6 Achean soldiers that are part of Talion's house guard, facing the Ashurites] Selene: You dont have to stay here next to me. Kydriamennri: Im not going to charge them all by myself! Selene: Well...Im not charging them WITH you! ;D ---------------------- Ashurite Commander: Come now, Akanos. I know of your reputation. You would not BE here if you did not know what was at stake. Dont play coy with me. Nyssa the Centaur: I have seen Akanos angry, hungry, drunk, and horny. But I have never seen him be "coy"! -------------------- [in the parley, the young, arrogant Ashurite noble spills the beans as to why he and his men are in Acheos, because he has assumed that Akanos, legendary warrior, would not be here for any other reason than to stop him. Hes wrong. They were just in the neighborhood. The Christopher Lee-like Wizard has just figured this out] Ashurite Wizard: Inept fool! Youve told them everything! They were obviously ignorant of our purpose here before you opened your fool mouth! Ashurite Prince: You cannot talk to ME that way! Ashurite Wizard: I just DID! Nyssa: How long do you think theyve been married? ---------------- GM: If he dies... Akanos (OOC): Do not pass Nyssa (OOC): Do not collect 200 drachmas... ---------------- Selene (OOC): I spend this whole Phase maintaining bladder control. --------------- (Late addition) Akanos: *wades into combat with his twenty-one foot long cold iron spear* Five Ashurite Skirmishers: *die* Akanos: Obviously, you forgot WHO YOU WERE DEALING WITH! Ashurite Wizard: I didnt. *Points at Ashurite Noble*. HE did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Repped! Seconded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It's not so bad if urine the right mood ::groan:: This makes we wish they still had negative rep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustytomes Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Yakuza goon: (bad Japanese accent)"Rye suh-renda!" Black Jack: (blaster)"I don't speak Japanese!" BLAST!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From our Wednesday online Fantasy Hero game. Verin says, "I've never had to deal with a restless spirit before. Demons, devils, and other denizens of Hell, yes, but not a ghost. Anything I should know?" Nazeem says "They are usually pretty dull really." --------------------------------------------------------------- Verin is on a quest to win the hand of his true love. Some of his friends are trying to help. Lockwood says "My marines would be happy to lay siege to a castle for you Verin"" Brin says "I would think at some point, just go get your love and be done with it." --------------------------------------------------------------- Also, one of the group members is a dragon in human form. Brin says "Excellent. I have missed Xian food. Frankly, my people just do not have the interesting dishes that your people have. Ah, I believe one of our companions is coming now." Verin says "It's the lack of hands. Good cooking requires the ability to put pinches of stuff into something. You can't do that with claws. So you just have to come into the big city and eat with the rest of us. Hello, you two." PS: Since it's an online game, it's really easy to get the quotes right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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