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In Mind over Matter, the characters encountered a talking cat. Perhaps foolishly, one of the characters took it home, buying food and water for it. Too lazy to jump up to the spot where the water dish was, the talking cat perused the numbers next to the phone and called an emergency number, the PC's super girlfriend. The characters were trying not to be monitored.

 

Argent: Hello?

 

Euripides, the talking cat: Hello. I have an emergency.

 

Argent: Who is this? Why are you calling my cellphone?

 

Euripides: I am Euripides. A talking cat. I can't get to my water bowl, it's too high to jump up to.

 

Argent: Is this a prank call? Seeker, is that you?

 

Outback: Who is it?

 

Argent: He says he's a talking cat, and that his water bowl is too high up to jump to.

 

(At this point, Greyshadow, a character present near Argent, attaches a security device to the phone to disable the phone's security features so it can't be traced.)

 

Euripides: No. I am a talking cat. This is a real emergency! If you don't get someone here to move my bowl soon, I will drink from the sink or the toilet, and you know what that will be like.

 

Argent: What the HELL is going on here?

 

Outback (Butting in and grabbing the phone, thinking his weirdness magnet has kicked in, even though it's really Seeker's alien ignorance): Listen, just call Seeker back. I'm sure he'll get to you soon. Call back when there's a real emergency!

 

 

Euripides: Hmf. The rudeness of you bipedal creatures. (Klick)

 

Euripides dials Seeker....

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In Mind over Matter, the characters encountered a talking cat. Perhaps foolishly, one of the characters took it home, buying food and water for it. Too lazy to jump up to the spot where the water dish was, the talking cat perused the numbers next to the phone and called an emergency number, the PC's super girlfriend. The characters were trying not to be monitored.

 

Argent: Hello?

 

Euripides, the talking cat: Hello. I have an emergency.

 

Argent: Who is this? Why are you calling my cellphone?

 

Euripides: I am Euripides. A talking cat. I can't get to my water bowl, it's too high to jump up to.

 

Argent: Is this a prank call? Seeker, is that you?

 

Outback: Who is it?

 

Argent: He says he's a talking cat, and that his water bowl is too high up to jump to.

 

(At this point, Greyshadow, a character present near Argent, attaches a security device to the phone to disable the phone's security features so it can't be traced.)

 

Euripides: No. I am a talking cat. This is a real emergency! If you don't get someone here to move my bowl soon, I will drink from the sink or the toilet, and you know what that will be like.

 

Argent: What the HELL is going on here?

 

Outback (Butting in and grabbing the phone, thinking his weirdness magnet has kicked in, even though it's really Seeker's alien ignorance): Listen, just call Seeker back. I'm sure he'll get to you soon. Call back when there's a real emergency!

 

 

Euripides: Hmf. The rudeness of you bipedal creatures. (Klick)

 

Euripides dials Seeker....

 

LOL. Repping.

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A group of Fantasy Hero characters face a powerful lich. The warrior mage rushes forward and strikes the lich with his enchanted flaming sword, hopefully before the lich can cast any spells. The sword hits the cursed Entropic Breastplate that the lich wears and is reduced to dust.

 

Warrior Mage: "$%#*@!!!"

 

Sorceror: "No matter how hard you swear, I don't think you are going to be able to reigite your sword."

 

Druid: "I think I'll string my bow for this one."

 

Ninja (using bare-handed attacks at this point): "Whoa, I'm glad I let you go first!"

 

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Wow! Thats a man-sized helping of DERRRRRRRR! :D

 

Here are some quotes from this weeks Mythic Greece Fantasy game:

 

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Hekai'thetas(OOC): Lets see....my Araya'mesit (Egyptian) wizard character has a 14 Strength, so he could easily help with the rowing.....But hes above that kind of menial labor, so he wont :cool:

 

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GM: The guard can see that you are adventurers. And looking at Prince Talion and Hekai'thetas, youre obviously wealthy adventurers.

 

Nyssa (OOC): So an extra "point vee" appears on all the prices in town?

 

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Nyssa (OOC): Yeahhhhh. We're gonna need those TPS tablets....Super.

 

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Pelepellonia (OOC): After a banquet like THAT, they can just roll me out like Violet Beauregard!

 

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Pelepellonia (OOC) As we travel, Ill make daisy chains along the way :)

 

Selene (OOC): I didnt know it was THAT kind of adventure! :eek:

Akanos (OOC): [Dad] DONT make me turn this adventure around! [/Dad]

 

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[An Ashurite battle commander moves into view, flanked by his wizard, 25 skirmishers, 40 Ashurite sailors, and 6 members of the legendary "Eternals" Blood-Guard, perparing to advance on the party]

 

Ashurite Commander: *Opens his mouth to speak*

 

Akanos: LOST??

 

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[Kydri and Selene are behind the shield wall formed by 6 Achean soldiers that are part of Talion's house guard, facing the Ashurites]

 

Selene: You dont have to stay here next to me.

 

Kydriamennri: Im not going to charge them all by myself! ;)

 

Selene: Well...Im not charging them WITH you! ;D

 

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Ashurite Commander: Come now, Akanos. I know of your reputation. You would not BE here if you did not know what was at stake. Dont play coy with me.

 

Nyssa the Centaur: I have seen Akanos angry, hungry, drunk, and horny. But I have never seen him be "coy"!

 

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[in the parley, the young, arrogant Ashurite noble spills the beans as to why he and his men are in Acheos, because he has assumed that Akanos, legendary warrior, would not be here for any other reason than to stop him.

 

Hes wrong. They were just in the neighborhood.

 

The Christopher Lee-like Wizard has just figured this out]

 

Ashurite Wizard: Inept fool! Youve told them everything! They were obviously ignorant of our purpose here before you opened your fool mouth!

 

Ashurite Prince: You cannot talk to ME that way!

 

Ashurite Wizard: I just DID!

 

Nyssa: How long do you think theyve been married?

 

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GM: If he dies...

 

Akanos (OOC): Do not pass

 

Nyssa (OOC): Do not collect 200 drachmas...

 

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Selene (OOC): I spend this whole Phase maintaining bladder control.:help:

 

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(Late addition)

 

Akanos: *wades into combat with his twenty-one foot long cold iron spear*

 

Five Ashurite Skirmishers: *die*

 

Akanos: Obviously, you forgot WHO YOU WERE DEALING WITH!

 

Ashurite Wizard: I didnt. *Points at Ashurite Noble*. HE did.

 

Who'd a thunk ancient Greece cold be so much fun? I laughed my socks off! :rofl:

 

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GM: I'm a drag queen and it's Tuesday!

 

* * * * *

 

Sean McGuffin (said with a thick irish accent): There's no fart like a whiskey fart!

 

* * * * *

 

Robin (OOC, referring to Sean): We ruined his last character with the Chief Kicky Foot thing, lets not ruin this one by namin' him after a breakfast sandwich...

 

* * * * *

 

GM: She's the most convincing lesbian truck driver ever!

 

* * * * *

 

Wendigo: What, are you saying he needs a Roofie Arrow?

 

* * * * *

 

Wendigo: I can be hosed down, no big deal...

 

* * * * *

 

Torchsong: We're here to see a man about a horse!

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Originally posted by Bloodstone:

 

GM: She's the most convincing lesbian truck driver ever!

 

 

Some people just might consider that a case of sexual preference

profiling...

 

 

Major Tom :sneaky:

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Originally posted by Bloodstone:

 

GM: She's the most convincing lesbian truck driver ever!

 

 

Some people just might consider that a case of sexual preference

profiling...

 

 

Major Tom :sneaky:

 

Yep. Profiling: Enforcing stereotypes one descriptor at a time! :-p

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Upon discovering that Countdown, the bomb leaving villainess, has wired Plastron's Parents to bombs in exchange for the technology for his "one inch death ray," Plastron, in his secret ID, calls Sarah Lawrence, AKA Silver Sentinel.

 

Plastron: Sarah...you better watch out, you bitch....

 

Sarah: What did you call me?

 

Plastron: I wasn't talking to you.

 

Countdown cuts in on the line...

 

Countdown: You would be the lovely Sarah Lawrence?

 

Sarah: Uh...who is this?

 

Countdown: This is Countdown. Surely, you could help Mervin with his one inch Death Ray?

 

Sarah: He only has a one inch death ray?

 

Countdown: No, I need you to help me build his one inch death ray.

 

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Countdown: Actually, Mrs. Spitzner, your son is helping me build a one inch death ray.

 

Mrs. Spitzner: He's building you a what? He's always doing things that people shouldn't. Just wait til I get home!

 

Countdown: I actually would have baked you those brownies if you built me my death ray.

 

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Mrs. Spitzner: Mervin, what's all this about you having a one inch death ray?

 

Police Officer: Son, is this true?

 

Sarah: Yes, officer. He only has a one inch death ray.

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Some Quotes from the Legends Born D&D game:

 

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Sister Marietka: What is a "Githyanki"?

 

Kethri: Knobbly creatures made up of extra elbow skin :D

 

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[Kethri gets excited and starts to babble]

 

Imet: Would you by any chance care to finish any ONE of those three sentences?

 

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[A conversation about taking enemies "from behind" goes astray]

 

Astra: Wow! Im glad Mum's not here for this conversation!

 

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Kethri: Can we follow those bandits and catch them in the act? Can we? Please? Can we, Daddy, Please? 0.0

 

Imet: :straight:

 

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Imet: Do you have a problem with blood sticking to your tunic?

 

Bandit Leader: No...

 

Imet: *WHAM!*

 

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[Gwynnifer and Kethri have gotten into a tickling match, and Gwynnifer is Wild Shaping to try to escape]

 

Gwynnifer: Bwaaaaaaah!

 

Imet: Hmm....Cant you turn into an Air Elemental?

 

Gwynnifer: Cant....breathe!

 

Astra: Rather ironic, that...

 

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Imet: Ugh....canopic leftovers. :help:

 

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Constable: Be careful out there on the road. Theres talk of bandits.

 

Imet: Six of them? Led by a man wearing a grteen tunic, who rides a grey horse?

 

Constable: Why, I do believe so!

 

Kethri: Nope! Havent seen them :D

 

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Astra (OOC): That looked...weird.

 

GM: The Gods have a fantastic Special Effects budget!

 

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[Thedwynn, the Huge bear animal companion of Gwynnifer, has been playfully wrestling with Kethri the cat-girl. He ends up pinning her down by sitting on her...then he falls asleep.]

 

Kethri: *Makes muffled noises*

 

Astra: Did you hear something just now?

 

Gwynnifer: I think its Thedwynn

 

Imet: Yes. His tummy seems to be growling.

 

Kethri: *grrrrrrrrrrrrrr*!

 

Thedwynn: *starts to snore*

 

Kethri: *gives up and just goes to sleep under there*

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More one inch death ray madness

 

Mervin: Prestige, you can't go into the house.

 

Prestige: Yes, I can.

 

Mervin: She is watching us, my parents will blow up!

 

Prestige: I can handle it

 

Mervin: I hope you fail Mr. Robards' final!

 

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Last night's D&D game. We had just defeated a group of bad guys. In the room there are two statues in tow different corners. Each statue has three large gems in it.

 

Bard: I detect magic

GM: The statues are glowing

Paladin: I detect evil

Ranger (OOC): Your party members are glowing

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Going WAAAYYY back:

 

The DM has described a room we need to pass through as filled with statues of gargoyles. A discussion of the possibility they aren't statues, but real gargoyles, ensues, ended by:

 

Cleric: I cast 'Detect Life'.

 

DM: OK, the 'statues' are really alive.

 

Cleric: There is no such spell.

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Which, really, begs the question: Why not? Mimics, Gargoyles... would be handy.

 

Anywho, that issue aside, a discussion at home about Milwaukee Masks:

 

Adam (Lab Rat's player): "Well, at least Quan Lin got a chance to play the hero for once."

 

Me (GM): "He ate six people and can be pinned down as the main reason that about 20 others got blown up."

 

Adam: "Okay, so an Iron Age hero, but still...."

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In Faerie where our thoughts/dreams are coming to life ...

Enigma's warning: Don't talk to anything, not even the trees.

You forgot my favorite bit, later on: Built To Last (crazy homeless guy in power armor) fails his EGO Roll to "clear his mind." Following the inevitable Ghostbusters jokes, storm clouds form on the horizon and four oddly-familiar figures on horses ride into view singing "Helter Skelter"...

 

Enigma: "No. I am NOT fighting the Four Beatles of the Apocalypse. I hate you."

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In my Fantasy Hero campaign:

 

GM: "He's staying at The Purple Dragon."

Rastal (OOC): "Barney!"

GM: "No, not the purple dinosaur, the purple DRAGON. And, no."

 

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Flora, explaining the virtues of her plan: "They're evil. Evil does not need trousers."

 

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Flora decides to stay at the church instead of the overcrowded inn, and goes there with her husband, who's a priest. The head priest takes a look at her obviously-pregnant self, and inquires after their marital status. Flora replies: "We're not living in sin! Anymore."

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Long ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth, I was gaming with some pretty off-the-wall guys. Here are a couple of examples.

 

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[John has a ring made for his character that has a Magic Mouth spell in it. All that it can say is the word "So". He then waits three months of real time for the GM to forget that fact.]

 

John: I detect for traps.

 

GM: You can do that?

 

John: I have a ring that says so.

 

GM: All right. There are traps here, here, and over here.

 

[This same trick was used for detecting secret doors, using a feather fall, and several other similar shenanigans, all with the explanation "I have a ring that says "so".]

 

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Different Player, same GM.

 

GM: ...And then you come upon a large room, about one hundred feet across and one hundred fifty feet long, with several rows of columns carved to look like statues, and doors opening every twenty feet along the long walls. *Shows map*

 

Steve: What does True Sight reveal?

 

GM: Ah! Well, there are invisible opponents hiding here, here, and here.

 

Steve: Man, sure wish I had True Sight. Lets go the other way.

 

GM: *Bounces dice off of Steve's head*

 

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And now, some more recent quotes from the Sequoia City Slayer game.

 

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Jinx: Why dont the Watchers have -anything- on computer?

 

Teddi: The Watchers are very...traditional.

 

Jinx: Anachronistic?

 

Teddi: That would be another word for it, yes.

 

Jinx: And you wanted to BE one?

 

Teddi: A bit of a family tradition, really.

 

Charles: But...but you dont have a stick up your b*tt, do you?

 

Jinx: Not at the moment :sneaky:

 

Teddi: :o

 

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Jinx: There are rumors about us?!??

 

Teddi: We cant get too upset. Theyre likely true.

 

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Teddi (OOC): We get in the car. We're a Witch and the Slayer, what do we have to worry about?

 

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[Jinx is getting a fake ID photo taken by a classmate who can provide such things for the right price. He seques into a very "pro modelling shoot" kind of act]

 

Dennis: Love the camera! Love the camera! Now HATE the camera! Yeah!" *click click*

 

Jinx: *Poses like shes Adriana Lima*

 

Teddi: *AHEM* Lets try to stay focused, shall we?

 

Jinx: [mutter] ....I guess theres a stick, after all [/mutter]

 

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GM: MAAAAAAAAAAATH! What IS that?!?? :idjit:

 

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Charles: Yeah, I felt their Despair effect, too.

 

Jinx: They have the power to make you Goth! :P

 

Teddi: But how could it have worked on me? Im wearing pink!

 

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Desmond: Three Barghests slain. Good show. I believe that this calls for ice cream.

 

Teddi: I concur.

Charles: Theyre so...British...

 

Jinx: *nods*

 

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GM: You also hear rumors that Eric Lindstrom, second string quarterback, thinks that Jinx is cute, and that if she wasnt so weird he would "totally hit that, like the fist of an angry God".

 

Jinx: ...Yay?

 

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Teddi: I need at least a week to study and prepare before I can even think of going out on a date with Charles.

 

Jinx: Just...dont bother writing a paper about it. Itll be an "oral exam" :sneaky:

 

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[Teddi shows up for Halloween in a replica Revolutionary War British Marine Major's uniform, complete with rank plate, powdered wig, red coat with gold braid, tight white knee-pants, black riding boots, cavalry sabre, and replica musket]

 

Teddi: Well? What do you think?

 

Jinx: *Looks closely* Wow. Hey...I dont see any panty lines. Are you...?

 

Teddi: *Blushes* Is it that obvious? Yes, Im going "British Commando" :o

 

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Jinx's Mom: Will there be boys there?

 

Jinx: I believe so. As they are part of the school. Since you didnt have the foresight to send me to a convent. Yet.

 

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Teddi: *In costume* King George says "Hi".

 

Jinx: Have you been using the Ouiji board again?

 

Teddi: Ah, yes. The awesome supernatural powers of the Parker Brothers Corporation.

 

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[Teddi, despite the authenticity and accuracy of her uniform, loses a costume contest to a hot cheerleader in lingerie, heels, and bunny ears]

 

Teddi: [sulk] The outcome would have been very different if theyd have let me bring my sabre and musket... [/sulk]

 

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Teddi: Well, as I have never actually been in a serious romantic relationship before, I thought it to be important to discuss the boundaries and parameters of what we would like to consider the relation ship to be. Now, as you can see, Ive drawn up a chart....

 

[Yes, Teddi is basically "Hermione Granger as the Slayer"]

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Sarah: He only has a one inch death ray?

 

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Sarah: Yes, officer. He only has a one inch death ray.

 

I understand that I removed the contexts for the sake of brevity, but this is what I call "Champions Blue."

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Long ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth, I was gaming with some pretty off-the-wall guys. Here are a couple of examples.

 

----------

 

[John has a ring made for his character that has a Magic Mouth spell in it. All that it can say is the word "So". He then waits three months of real time for the GM to forget that fact.]

 

John: I detect for traps.

 

GM: You can do that?

 

John: I have a ring that says so.

 

GM: All right. There are traps here, here, and over here.

 

[This same trick was used for detecting secret doors, using a feather fall, and several other similar shenanigans, all with the explanation "I have a ring that says "so".]

 

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Different Player, same GM.

 

GM: ...And then you come upon a large room, about one hundred feet across and one hundred fifty feet long, with several rows of columns carved to look like statues, and doors opening every twenty feet along the long walls. *Shows map*

 

Steve: What does True Sight reveal?

 

GM: Ah! Well, there are invisible opponents hiding here, here, and here.

 

Steve: Man, sure wish I had True Sight. Lets go the other way.

 

GM: *Bounces dice off of Steve's head*

 

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Those are purely classics. I wonder, did that GM ever learn?

 

 

Teddi: Well' date=' as I have never actually been [i']in [/i]a serious romantic relationship before, I thought it to be important to discuss the boundaries and parameters of what we would like to consider the relation ship to be. Now, as you can see, Ive drawn up a chart....

 

[Yes, Teddi is basically "Hermione Granger as the Slayer"]

 

Not familiar with Hermoine Granger, but this is a hilarious quote.

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And now, from our Victorian Adventurers...

 

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[Major Ambrose's Player had GM'ed the night before, running an encounter with Barghests for the Sequoia City Slayer game]

 

Major Ambrose (OOC): *Looks at character sheet on clipboard* Im not running a Barghest!

 

Wild Lilly (OOC): The Major has often been a Bar Guest....

 

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Lord Kensington (OOC): Once I arrive in town I have my baggage taken off the train. Where are my friends staying?

 

GM: In the best accomodations in town.

 

Amaravati (OOC): The GOOD mule shack!

 

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Mr. St. James: Ah! My clothing is back from the cleaners. Hmm..they seem to have gotten out all the coal dust.

 

Lord Kensington: Why on Earth was there coal dust in your clothing?

 

Amaravati: He was very naughty this year. :D

 

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Amaravati *looks at the plate set before her*: I do not eat beef, for religious reasons.

 

Lord Kensington: Ill have her portion.

 

Wild Lilly *forks Amaravati's beefsteak and puts it on her own plate*: Think so, do ya? :cool:

 

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Amaravati (OOC): Im not a guest. Im a very charming sponge.

 

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Moira *looks at Wild Lilly's bright red hair*: Youre goin' ta fit right in, here in Scotland. Shall we get a kilt made for ye?

 

Wild Lilly: Ah caint seem ta get a handle on the local lingo. Guess ah'm too accustomed to vowels.

 

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Princess Szophia (OOC): Does anyone object to Szophia taking a watch?

 

Major AMbrose (OOC): I certainly will! Shes a woman!

 

Wild Lilly (OOC): Does that mean youll object to Lilly taking a watch?

 

Major Ambrose (OOC): Not at all.

 

Lord Kensington (OOC): Oh?

 

Major Ambrose (OOC): Lillys not a woman...

 

Lord Kensington (OOC): Shes not?!?

 

Major Ambrose (OOC): Shes an AMERICAN! :D

 

Kensington (OOC) *looks at Wild Lilly's picture*: She sure LOOKS like a woman....

 

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Lord Kensington (OOC): Are the horses hobbled?

 

GM: No, theyre tied to a tether.

 

Lord Kensington (OOC): Good. I dont want them to kill themselves trying to stampede when I fire my Enfield.

 

GM: That would be bad. Broken tibias a-go-go

 

Amaravati (OOC): But later thered be steak for everyone! ....What?...Its not beef :hush:

 

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Amaravati (OOC): Thank you, Captain Tin-Foil Hat!

 

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Amaravati (OOC): Ill ready to trip Moira if she tries to go outside into the fight. Thats where the term "babysitting" comes from; first you trip the baby, then you sit on it!

 

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[Lord Kensington is attacked by a dire wolf the size of a Buick Skylark, as the rest of the group fends of a dozen large, hungry, normal wolves]

 

Lord Kensington: Did anyone happen to see the furry elephant that attacked me?!?

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GM: You also hear rumors that Eric Lindstrom, second string quarterback, thinks that Jinx is cute, and that if she wasnt so weird he would "totally hit that, like the fist of an angry God".

 

Jinx: ...Yay?

 

There's a Eric Lindstrom here at NASA HQ! :D

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