Hermit Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... (Later, right before the test) Me (to two teammates): "Everybody swap Image Inducers so they have no idea who's who." (to GM) GM: *facedesk* Me: "Oh, by the way, can I buy the Tactics skill?" Allow me to join the chorus and say "Brilliant" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Allow me to join the chorus and say "Brilliant" Does this mean we should start drinking Guinness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This happened to me in real life. I'm torn, do I feel sympathy or admiration... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sympathetic admiration? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sympathetic admiration? Brilliant!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'm torn' date=' do I feel sympathy or admiration...[/quote'] Sympathetic admiration? Shock, awe, and a wee bit o' envy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Well, in my Champions campaign, I nearly fell out of my seat from this one. A great example of a Brick forgetting his own strength. Trawler: I didn't think that I would do that much damage to the truck. I mean, I was only hitting some guy with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My wife ran a session of Faery's Tale, and we had quite a few good ones. Here's a sampling: Jaxx: You're like some kind of psychotic Roomba! Twylla: We need a princess. Bri: Why do we need a princess? Jaxx: 'Cause princesses are hawt! Wilkin: Dude... you're 4 inches tall. Jaxx: Yeah, but I can transform into animals. I could become a horse. She might be a Catherine the Great-type princess! Everyone: Flynn: Don't eat that! Those beans might contain something nefarious! Jaxx: Or they might be poison! Flynn: That's what I just said. Jaxx: Yeah, but I used words that everyone understands. Jaxx: I am FIERCE!!! (But I am not impolite.) Wilkin: What am I, your straight-man? Twylla: We need someone who sounds like a witch. (Everyone turns to look at Bri) Bri: I do not sound like a witch! Why don't you ask Flynn to do it -- he's like ten times meaner than me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my Fantasy Hero game. The heroes are at a wizard school (like Hogwort's) and the students are about to go into a practice dungeon to test their skills. Castilla: Ooh, I could pretend to be a monster! **long pause** Leth: Pretend? ----- Castilla accidentally drinks a paralytic poison. She's awake, but she can't move or talk. The heroes place her safely in her bed and leave. Justin: Maybe I should've stayed with her. Kaira: I'm sure she's not in any danger. Justin: I meant, I should've stayed with her so I could just enjoy the silence for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Wilkin: What am I' date=' your straight-man? [/quote'] If you have to ask the question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The heroes are stuck aboard a spaceship and one of them, Kateomi, has become infected with a deadly alien spore. They are in the infirmary looking for a cure, but they only one they know that works is exposure to hard radiation. Gemini: "Maybe a low dose of radiation would work if it were targeted well enough, or taken internally." Quinn: "Like how? High dose barium enema?" Kateomi: "You want to enema the spores to death? I think I'd rather expose myself to the ship's reactor core and take my chances with radiation poisoning." Viceroy: "I'm not sure which bothers me more, the fact Kateomi might die or that the first cure that pops into Quinn's head is a marathon enema party." Kateomi: "If I live, remind me not to accept any invitations to one of your parties." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quinn: "Like how? High dose barium enema?" Kateomi: "You want to enema the spores to death? I think I'd rather expose myself to the ship's reactor core and take my chances with radiation poisoning." Viceroy: "I'm not sure which bothers me more, the fact Kateomi might die or that the first cure that pops into Quinn's head is a marathon enema party." Kateomi: "If I live, remind me not to accept any invitations to one of your parties." Sorry, I cannot resist... "With friends like these, who needs an enema?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackCobra Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From our latest fantasy game. Party teleports aboard an enemy airship (ship to ship from their airship). They're contemplating how to deal with the 30+ orcs and 1 Lich immediately surrounding them on deck and one player suggests a fireball. Korso's player instantly says (OOC): "You definitely DON'T want to use a fireball! You don't want to damage our new ship!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The PC's are discussing what to do with a bunch of Dragon cultists once they catch up with them. PC: When I catch up with that dragon, I'm going to make boots out of him. Half Dragon PC: If you turn any of my relatives into clothing, I will beat you with a hammer until your brains come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... We so stole this thread from poor Darren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... We so stole this thread from poor Darren. So rep him Rep, it makes threadloss go down smooth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some quotes from a game or two I was in at Gen Con this year. ------------- Chaos (OOC): Im naming my character "Chaos". Artificer (OOC): Not "Doctor Chaos,", or "Professor Chaos"? Chaos: No. Just "Chaos". You know... like "Cher" -------------- [Miss Mime is being played by a young woman named Tiffany who is practically the Hot Gamer Girl poster girl; red hair, glasses, etc) Miss Mime (OOC): Im naming my character "Miss Mime", since she can copy peoples powers. And Ive decided that, in secret ID, shes a stripper. GM: A stripper? Miss Mime (OOC): Well, apparently she has "Daddy Issues". --------------- Jinx (to Teddi): Come out with us, or Ill tazer you, and then go to the party with your insensate body in a duffle bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... [Miss Mime is being played by a young woman named Tiffany who is practically the Hot Gamer Girl poster girl; red hair, glasses, etc) Miss Mime (OOC): Im naming my character "Miss Mime", since she can copy peoples powers. And Ive decided that, in secret ID, shes a stripper. GM: A stripper? Miss Mime (OOC): Well, apparently she has "Daddy Issues". Good thing the character wasn't male, Nintendo would have sued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Excepting this digression, of course... We so stole this thread from poor Darren. But even after 300 pages and 4400+ posts, we're still more-or-less on topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... [Miss Mime is being played by a young woman named Tiffany who is practically the Hot Gamer Girl poster girl; red hair' date= glasses, etc)[/quote] I may have gamed with her last GenCon. Or at least, someone else who matches that description. She was in a "1776 Hero" game with me. She played my wife. HAWT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... [Miss Mime is being played by a young woman named Tiffany who is practically the Hot Gamer Girl poster girl; red hair, glasses, etc) Insert standard "WTF!?!?! PICS?!?!" comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Good thing the character wasn't male' date=' Nintendo would have sued.[/quote'] Mr. Mime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzMike Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Mr. Mime! HAWT! Wait a minute.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So rep him Rep, it makes threadloss go down smooth... I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... HAWT! Wait a minute.... Mouth opened before brain began functioning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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