Remjin Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Years ago at a LARP I saw a woman pull a prop battle-axe (at least a foot and a half long) from under her just-above-the-knee shirt. We never did figure out how she managed that' date=' since it wasn't a particularly loose skirt and nobody had seen a thing up until then.[/quote'] !! Wow... uh... weird... that would have been interesting to see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hammerspace! You are correct sir. Obviously I was confusing Hammerspace with the Speed Zone... yeah, that's it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadnought Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Anthony: To quote Nietzsche, "There's a hole full of monsters. Don't fall in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A few quotes from the Slayer game... ---------- Jinx: Thanksgiving is coming up. Oh, thats right, you and Desmond dont celebrate that. Teddi: We British were glad the Puritans LEFT! ------------------ [A Vampire is hunting on Thanksgiving night] Vamp: I love 'em all filled with tryptophan. Makes 'em struggle less Teddi *from behind him*: Ill keep that in mind. Stake: *Swooshes and thunks* Vamp: *Explodes!* Jinx: And guess where all that turkeyness went to *points at the dust on trhe floor* ------------ Henry [Teddi's dad, who is a Watcher]: Theyre called "The Order of the Twisted Sigil". Jinx: Twisted Sister?!?? Henry: No..."Sigil". Jinx: Oh!....I thought it was the Conspiracy of the Hair Bands... ------- Teddi: Id like to tell my father who, and what, you are, please. Jinx: Ill do it for you! [Jinx levitates a book across the room.] Henry: Youre a Jedi? Jinx: ....Yes. Yes, I am. Henry *smiling*: So, youre a Witch. Jinx: Well, they did the hat.... ------------- [Jinx discovers that her "Frost" spell will allow someone to sneak past some Demons guarding a crypt, who only see in Infra-Red. She turns to Henry and Charles] Jinx: C'mon boys. Step on up and experience shrinkage! --------------- Teddi: And who are you? Vampire in TAC Armor: We're the last thing youre ever going to see, little girl. Youll make a tasty snack! Teddi *oozing sarcasm*: Oh, my. Ive never heard that before. How utterly terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Years ago at a LARP I saw a woman pull a prop battle-axe (at least a foot and a half long) from under her just-above-the-knee shirt. We never did figure out how she managed that' date=' since it wasn't a particularly loose skirt and nobody had seen a thing up until then.[/quote'] Immortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Having been born and raised in Rhode Island..... "Rhode Island of Evil" is a redundant statement. Agreed, considering the I-95 restructuring in Providence. They may have to tear down the giant blue New England Pest Control bug. Evil, I say. Now who wants coffee milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Session 15 of Vendetta Rhapsody Okay, my character (Koyotie) was feeling frustrated and took a lot of it out on Duster from ICoMP. However, since I was doing the talking, and most everyone else was stunned (the GM included) no one wrote down any of the lines. But everyone said "Daaaay-um" at the verbal abuse she handed out to Duster (who had little to say in response). What I did write down is as follows: Technicality utters those famous last words: "What's the worst that could happen?" Robert (OOC): "Sooner or later we're all going to get bitch-slapped by Koyotie." (Stated after Koyotie decked a teammate... the second time she's done so.) Kiloton on (not) fighting the Unnatural Disasters: "It was a holding action." Mary Tower (Koyotie): "So... you were just going to hold your ground and get hit?" Combination soul food restaurant and pastry shop: "The Donut Ho" GM: "Cosmic Ray blanks out for a while." Nestor: "Great, you broke him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Agreed, considering the I-95 restructuring in Providence. They may have to tear down the giant blue New England Pest Control bug. Evil, I say. Now who wants coffee milk? R.I. lost, they expanded towards the waterfront in that area - the termite stays. Of course the same decision forced my god-father's business to move locations. . . As for the coffee milk, I have a steady supply from my Mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soleil Noir Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Session 15 of Vendetta Rhapsody Robert (OOC): "Sooner or later we're all going to get bitch-slapped by Koyotie." (Stated after Koyotie decked a teammate... the second time she's done so.) That ain't the way *I* heard it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That ain't the way *I* heard it! Okay, I might not have heard it exactly. What was Robert's line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soleil Noir Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Okay' date=' I might not have heard it exactly. What was Robert's line?[/quote'] I meant the part about decking another teammate -- Doc Quantum was expecting something like that (Precognition is your friend!) and phased out of the way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Okay, attempted to deck another teammate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From last night's D&D game: DM: You need to hit a 32. Yllek: I rolled... a 23. So if the zombie is dyslexic, I hit him. - - - - - - - - - Leila: (to cleric) Don't you want to cast some sort of "Don't Be Evil Any More" spell? - - - - - - - - - Aren: Okay, I'm using my magical mace. It's an Undane Bed... I mean, Undead Bane. DM: You do pretty good damage because of the Undane part... (I figure either muddled speech is contagious, or the zombie was from Denmark.) - - - - - - - - - DM: You remove the stitches on the corpse's chest, and the skin folds back to reveal a baby... humanoid, though you're not sure exactly what. It has a deformed face, glowing eyes, fangs... and it starts to cry. (Everybody makes a Will save except Ryan, who now feels compelled to protect the evil baby. So after the sorcerer, Il'Marcum, attacks the baby, Ryan stabs him in the back with his sword. Then the druid "heals" the baby, causing it to literally explode in her face.) Il'marcum: (Turns to Ryan) Excuse me. I found that sword you misplaced... in my a**!!! - - - - - - - - Ryan: How did you know I was under its spell? Yllek: I think when you tickled its chin and said, (baby-talk voice) 'Who's a good widdle evil baby? You are! Yes, you are!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... An out of character statement made during tonight's game: "You're Dennis Hopper in powered armor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... !! Wow... uh... weird... that would have been interesting to see! You're not kidding. A female gamer. Wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the Legends Born D&D game -------------- Imet (OOC): We all need to protect Gwynnifer, while she hallows this ground. Astra (OOC): [Cockney] 'Allo! [/Cockney] -------------- [Imet summons a Hound Archon] Kethri (the cat girl): I promise not to chase you, if you promise not to chase me Archon: ...Another time, perhaps ----------------- Seth: I love this enchanted adhesive. Once its in contact with air, its NEVER coming off! Kethri: *Takes a giant step awaaaaaaay from Seth* ------------------ Astra: Why dont we just tie the ropes onto the stone circle? Imet: They can be cut. Kethri: I like the tying up part! Gwynnifer: ...I did not know that about you ------------------ Imet (OOC): I smell Action Points. Kethri (OOC): Sorry. That was me. --------------- Kethri (OOC): STOP THAT! Thats a "Hateful DM Die"** if ever I saw one! GM: It missed Autumn. It missed Thedwyn, Seth, and Gwynnifer... Astra (OOC): Theyre all NPCS! Thats Player profiling, and thats WRONG! ---------------- Kethri (OOC): I didnt do that! For once...it wasnt me! --------------------- Imet: *Rolls a Critical Hit, on a Power Attacked "Smite Evil" using Divine Might.* Astra (OOC): Here comes a LOT of math.... GM: If I were so inclined, this is the point where Id go outside and smoke a cigarette. Astra (OOC): *Looks at Imet's face as he counts up the damage* Thats just what hes going to want to do, after hes finished rolling... ----------- Kethri (OOC): How much damage did you end up doing? Imet (OOC): About 120 points of damage, all told Kethri (OOC): About how much of its hit points was that? GM: About 25% Players: *Faceplant!* ------------- **"Hateful DM Dice" are dice that always roll well when its for the enemies, and poorly when it would favor the PCs. Thus, enemies always hit, makes their saves, and so on. This term can only be used when the GM rolls out in the open, so that it can be proven that it is the die, not the GM, who is Hateful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the Legends Born D&D game -------------- Astra: Why dont we just tie the ropes onto the stone circle? Imet: They can be cut. Kethri: I like the typing up part! Gwynnifer: ...I did not know that about you Is that supposed to be tying? Because if it's not, I don't get the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireleaper Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From a DND game last week. GM: alright you made your knowledge checks, your fighting a vampire. Both Priests: Ah crap! My character (playing a scout): don't worry I have over 60 wooden stakes here (pointing to arrows). Later as the vampire tries to flee by joining a swarm of bats and the cleric makes a spectacular Greater turn undead check. GM (ooc): Damn it you broke my adventure. GM: As one of the bats explodes all this equipment starts raining down, including the sword you were looking for as it is swearing and lands hilt deep in the ground. (I forgot precisly what people said but this is close enough) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... An out of character statement made during tonight's game: "You're Dennis Hopper in powered armor." In no way diminished by the player's response: "Dennis who?" Kids today, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Who's Dennis Hopper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Actually, I have no idea who Dennis Hopper is either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Who's Dennis Hopper? Dennis Hopper is Rodger Rabbits cousin...OK I'm joking...aging hippy actor...often plays Psychos, was in "Blue Velvet"...playing..a...Psycho.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigereye Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Dennis Hopper... The Bad Guy in "Speed"...(you know, the one with Keanu Reeves as a bomb-squad expert , with the bus that will explode if it goes under 50) Ah, look him up on IMDB, you whippersnappers. You kids know the Inter-tubes and all that jazz - use it. Why, in my day, I had 8k modems - and I was happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Who's Dennis Hopper? Actually' date=' I have no idea who Dennis Hopper is either.[/quote'] .... *whimper* watch Easy Rider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'm younger than both of them and I know who Dennis Hopper is. He darn creepy. Back on topic this one is from our Dark Champions BTVS game Phillip trying to decide whether or not to shoot the vampire on top of Mickey with his very deadly guns -"wouldn't the shot go right through the vamp.... but he [Mickey] is wearing a vest and I do have paramedic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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