input.jack Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Is that supposed to be tying? Because if it's not' date=' I don't get the joke.[/size'] Yes. Yes it was. (Thanks!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneway Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Who's Dennis Hopper? oh, some old guy that does retirement planning commercials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTJoshua Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Player: Okay, here's what I want to do. Since the spear is right there, I want to do a Martial Disarm on it by breaking it in half with my palm like Bruce Lee. GM: Well... Player: But I also want the camera to linger on me in slow motion afterward. GM: Okay, that we can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... .... *whimper* watch Easy Rider. "Easy Rider" does not count! He wasn't playing a Psycho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Who's Dennis Hopper? He's the bad guy on the aircraft carrier in Waterworld. EDIT: or supertanker, or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... He's the bad guy on the aircraft carrier in Waterworld. EDIT: or supertanker, or whatever. It was the Exxon Valdez oil tanker. You know - to REALLY drive home the environmental message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It was the Exxon Valdez oil tanker. You know - to REALLY drive home the environmental message. Oh yeah, now I remember that. I like how you could tell who the bad guys were because they always had a cigarette in their mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... He's the bad guy on the aircraft carrier in Waterworld. EDIT: or supertanker, or whatever. Oh, you mean, he was the Humongous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Oh' date=' you mean, he was the Humongous?[/quote'] An analogue of the Humongous, at least. Or maybe a Humongalogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Vitus has decided to start a school of magic. This is part of his introductory speech. "There are many forms of magic. And on this world there are so many, and so easy, that you may we well wave two bananas and invoke Mongo, Mighty Crayfish of the Deep" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Vitus has decided to start a school of magic. This is part of his introductory speech. "There are many forms of magic. And on this world there are so many, and so easy, that you may we well wave two bananas and invoke Mongo, Mighty Crayfish of the Deep" BigDamnHero take note ... this is Engima's next spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From a DnD game a couple of weeks ago: the PC's have arrived in Pelloria, the capital city. They haven't been made to feel entirely welcome. Lady Lyssa, Duchess of Norrel: So, how long are we planning on staying? Madrigand (the slightly nervous warlock): Well I don't know about the rest of you, but I'll be leaving just before the lynch mob gets here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Last night was trivia night at the Frisco Grille. These two were too good to pass up: "Okay... fever, not beaver. I feel better." "Famous people are the ones I've heard of." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... BigDamnHero take note ... this is Engima's next spell. *grins* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmakaze Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Kurse attempts to knock back a test opponent and fails. Kurse: It didn't even move! Eris: Aww. honey... didn't the earth move for you, either? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Kurse attempts to knock back a test opponent and fails. Kurse: It didn't even move! Eris: Aww. honey... didn't the earth move for you, either? What she sould have said was "...the earth didn't move for you, either?" That would be funny. Well, IMHO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmakaze Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... What she sould have said was "...the earth didn't move for you' date=' either?[/i']" That would be funny. Well, IMHO. Well, given that the original phrase is "did the Earth move for you, too?" I went with the more similar construction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Got at least one laugh out of this, so I'll share it In an online game, Slyfox rolls an 18 while looking for a secret entrance to a VIPER Nest. I decided that the 18 meant the poor character had been severely distracted... Slyfox starts to look around, then finds an issue of Uncaped! The magazine that has superheroines who sometimes bare it all, and sometimes nearly so. In this issue, The Crimson Cloak wears only her namesake garment, the sexy twins known only as Elektrik and Dynamo pose side by side in high heels, and read (with illustrations) of Gamma Girl's struggles to find a Mister Right who is radiation proofed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Where can I get my copy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... What's the subscription price? And who delivers it to my door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Vitus has decided to start a school of magic. This is part of his introductory speech. "There are many forms of magic. And on this world there are so many, and so easy, that you may we well wave two bananas and invoke Mongo, Mighty Crayfish of the Deep" I have mental images of an amateur wizard accidentally invoking the twisted kaiju-style hybrid of a crayfish and Kong and starting him on a rampage through New Orleans.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I have mental images of an amateur wizard accidentally invoking the twisted kaiju-style hybrid of a crayfish and Kong and starting him on a rampage through New Orleans.... and that just one reason Vitus will be teaching them the Samurian school of conjuration. That way, if they do get a giant hairy crawdad ripping up the French Quarter, it's because they meant to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... and that just one reason Vitus will be teaching them the Samurian school of conjuration. That way' date=' if they do get a giant hairy crawdad ripping up the French Quarter, it's because they meant to.[/quote'] What do you mean, "if"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... BigDamnHero take note ... this is Engima's next spell. Be careful what you wish for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... What's the subscription price? And who delivers it to my door? Whaddaya mean they won't deliver to Stronghold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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