Guest Celt Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Rav: Well, at least I know what's for dinner tonight. Nero & Shep (almost together): What? Rav: "Pop" luck! Normally my eyes glaze over for long set-ups but this one was worth the wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Well, actually, Slyfox rolled luck. I mean, it's not like it is a bad thing for HIM to disrobe Juggernaut while at the same time finishing off a weakened robot ... the unluck was hers mostly. Of course, Slyfox WAS blind during this, so might consider it still unlucky not to even have a chance to see the... ah, results of his shot. Does anyone wonder why Speedzone thinks it'd be a bad idea for Slyfox to ever have access to fissionable material for his oft threatened 'tac nuc' arrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Does anyone wonder why Speedzone thinks it'd be a bad idea for Slyfox to ever have access to fissionable material for his oft threatened 'tac nuc' arrow? Wait... lemme guess, the radius of the explosion is larger than the range of the bow, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Summarizing her actions for most of the game session' date=' the newly-widowed player of Flora declares toward the start of the session, " . . . And then she cries." [/quote'] I assume it's the character who is newly-widowed? Not the player? (Considerably less funny that way...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Slyfox's response to the explosion when Juggernaut protested "What happened?! What's going on?! Did I do something cool?! Dammit I can't see a thing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Slyfox's response to the explosion when Juggernaut protested "Don't worry, Sly, we'll keep you abreast of the developments!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... GM: Doc Nightmare's helmet cracks open, filling the room with Fear Gas. The gas gives everyone horrible, horrible nightmarish visions. Everything has claws and fangs and pubic hair... oh, evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A few from this week's Fantasy Hero session... Ben (ooc): Ron is poking your cat with a banana. Bill (ooc): That had better not be a metaphor. ----- Trouble: Anyone with a last name of "The Necromancer" is probably bad. ----- Castilla: I don't hate you just because you're a peasant. Illy: That's OK. I don't hate you just because you're an a**hole. ----- Illy: If Castilla's not dead, things can't be that bad. ----- Zombies are attacking. The heroes run into a room and are looking for something to barricade the door with. One of them suggests using a bookshelf. I tell them that the zombies tore apart a solid oak table pretty easily, so a flimsy bookshelf probably won't slow them down much... Player: Won't that depend on what's on the bookshelf? Me (as a zombie): "Oh no, Finnegan's Wake! Nobody can get through that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transmetahuman Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A few from this week's Fantasy Hero session... Ben (ooc): Ron is poking your cat with a banana. Bill (ooc): That had better be a metaphor. Errr... ewww. Dude. Shouldn't that be "That had better not be a metaphor"? Player: Won't that depends on what's on the bookshelf? Me (as a zombie): "Oh no, Finnegan's Wake! Nobody can get through that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Don't worry' date=' Sly, we'll keep you abreast of the developments!"[/quote']I may have Juggernaut say that if the robot she's fighting will be destroyed no later than her next attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I assume it's the character who is newly-widowed? Not the player? (Considerably less funny that way...) Ah, right. Yes, it was the character who's newly-widowed. If anything happened to her RL husband, she'd be in custody for questioning, and unable to make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Errr... ewww. Dude. Shouldn't that be "That had better not be a metaphor"? Oops, good catch. Bill. (One of the players brought a banana for a snack, and was teasing my sleeping cat with it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Otter: "I'm going noplace to meet a nobody about nothing in particular. If you can keep your mouth shut, you're welcome to come along." ********************* The heroes have been spotted by security. BLAM, BLAM "Freeze!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Otter: "I'm going noplace to meet a nobody about nothing in particular. If you can keep your mouth shut' date=' you're welcome to come along."[/quote']Is Otter or the person he's talking to a speedster? Because then he'd be going nowhere fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... (One of the players brought a banana for a snack' date=' and was teasing my sleeping cat with it).[/size'] It's a good thing you don't own a chicken or a monkey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsomerob Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Speedster in campaigne: He looks like an evil ninja im going to... SPLAT!!! Ha I got him. Group leader: You know theres a martial arts class letting out at the YMCA right now... right? Speed Would it help if I said Im sorry to the blood stain that goes all the way down the block? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "So, was that a really tough supervillain, or do your powers just suck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... GM: If you can't come back looking fabulous, you may as well stay dead. * * * * * Ashna: No, we're ok. I've got explosive panties on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My OOC reaction to my Champions group running into an encounter featuring a female halfling: "It's Frodette!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ashna: No' date=' we're ok. I've got explosive panties on.[/quote'] Do you know how hard it is to hide ordinance in a slinky cocktail dress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Do you know how hard it is to hide ordinance in a slinky cocktail dress? Unfortunately, yes. And I had to shave my legs and "tuck." Of course not... none of you actually believed me, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmakaze Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Unfortunately, yes. And I had to shave my legs and "tuck." Of course not... none of you actually believed me, did you? Years ago at a LARP I saw a woman pull a prop battle-axe (at least a foot and a half long) from under her just-above-the-knee shirt. We never did figure out how she managed that, since it wasn't a particularly loose skirt and nobody had seen a thing up until then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hammer Zone! Though the alternative would be intriguing and possibly worthy of a website Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hammerspace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmakaze Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Player A was inviting us over to his place to hang and appreciate his mom's cooking. Player A: And we could do, like, a food themed movie thing. Player B: Like Chocolate? Player C: Yeah, or Watership Down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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