Somorn Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From an old VTM game. Our group tracks the vampiire who killed our real families to the zoo. My Gangrel was preparing to call aid from some of the more dangerous animals present ((lion, tigers, and bears! )) when the Malkavian ALLY dominates him and does some "suggesting" I summoned my best dark dramatic voice and called down upon our foe a swarm of......... Butterflies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Words fail me. Because you thought you were on 4chan while at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtelson Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ------------ There's a message scrawled in chalk on a wall. Player says her character only reads Greek. GM: It's all Greek to you! ------------ That sounds like me but I don't think I said that and I can't for the life of me remember who did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Because you thought you were on 4chan while at work? Dont make me summon Shadows Angelus Carameldansen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Because you thought you were on 4chan while at work? The idea that anything I could have been involved in could be thought of something from 4Chan makes me want to hang my head in shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The idea that anything I could have been involved in could be thought of something from 4Chan makes me want to hang my head in shame I was considering posting said pic to 4chan and then stepping back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Per IMDB' date=' it's "Gee, I'm sorry your mom blew up, Ricky". So we were both wrong. As punishment, one of us will have to stop speaking English, while the other will only speak as if they learned from watching The Wide World of Sports. You tell me which is worse.[/quote'] I'm pretty sure he mentions the face. I'll watch it tonight after my hackmaster game and check it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some more quotes from the Legends Born epic game ----------------- GM: So, you all stride down the corridor into the tomb, with purpose. Kethri (OOC): We all walk in a line, in Slow Motion! --------------- GM: You see in the shadows a bloated, distorted, only vaguely Humanoid figure Astra (OOC): Like Ted Kennedy? --------------- Kethri (OOC): I may have to get out my axiomatic thingamahooey! -------------- Astra (OOC): So, this is the biggest Slaad theyve got? So its a Chef Slaad? GM: Well, there are Slaad Lords above it Imet (OOC): "Caesar Slaads" Kethri (OOC): Theyre still dressing ---------------- Astra: Im just telling the truth. I mean, the sky doesnt complain if you call it "blue". Kethri: *babyvoice* Yes it does. Dats wut makes it cwy ------------------- Kethri (OOC): We killed the monster. We take its pie! ------------- GM: You see four zombies shuffling towards you. Youd guess they were created from the bodies of priests who were sealed into the pyramid when the First Pharaoh was entombed. Imet (OOC): Can I identify the class of these Zombies? Astra (OOC): Class of Ought-Two. Just... "Ought-Two". ------------- Kethri: Flaming Zombies baaaaaad! -------------- GM: The floor of the chamber is -covered- in asps Astra (OOC): So its "Hiss Hiss, Fang Fang"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Session 3 of Shadows Angelus Chrysine (OOC): "Can I pay money to not see you in a kilt?" The GM announces a new zombie movie: "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Brain. He's the boy who didn't live." Mitch Brogan after the Crash Team barely escapes from a huge gang of Halloweeners: "Okay, we'll file that under what not to do." Mitch (OOC): "A woman wearing white gloves is looking for dirt!" Chrysine gets a new nickname: "Tailgunner" Officer Elizabeth Yasha is down 6 BODY, but still in uniform and still at the station. GM (as an NPC officer): "Are you all right?" Elizabeth: "It's okay, I just forgot the safe word." Someone strings together several NPCs names to make a sentence: "Messenger from Cho, Gaines Hooker(s)." Nicodemus: "No offense, sir, but every mission you've been on has literally blown up in your face." Mitch: "I'm due for a win." Diedre: "Okay, grandpa, keep your gums in line." If "Thank God It's Friday" is TGIF, then "Sure Happy It's Thursday" is... uhm.... never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaras Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The idea that anything I could have been involved in could be thought of something from 4Chan makes me want to hang my head in shame Hey, not all of it is totally reprehensible. Yet, channel 4 in the workplace? That IS a very strange picture though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Why is Beurgar foaming? The enemies are dead, there's no one left for him to kill....oh crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The following are from a new 1930's Heroes game Im in ------------------------ GM: Do any of you speak Chinese? Midnight Man (OOC): I speak English and Bad English. And the language of pain. Watchman (OOC): *mimes cocking a gun* He speaks "Ching-Ching Pow" ---------------------- Watchman: You ladies stay here, where its safe. Dr. Sinclair [also a PC]: ....He wants us to stay here, till they come and tie us up like they ALWAYS do?!? No sir! Im NOT doing it! *Runs out and proceeds to kick thug booty with rapier and whip* --------------------- GM: Okay, so this group of Sai Fan are "Slowed". They doing what they were doing, but now they look like theyre doing it in the movie "300" ----------------------- Salem (OOC): Adjacent ninjas take priority ---------------------- Dr. Sinclair (OOC): I cant do math after midnight. Its a "thing". Like Gremlins. --------------------- Midnight Man: *Shoots the Sai Fan assassin who poisoned him with a blade, knocking the Sai Fan off the pier and into the bay, where there may be sharks*: So long, CHUM ------------------- GM: Okay, youve wrapped your whip around the thug's ankles. Do you want to make him resist your trip with Strength, or Dex? Dr. Sinclair (OOC): Dex. I want to use his "Mook" against him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackCobra Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You know' date=' every now and then I try to get my group to allow me to run Mythical Hero (and I was torn between Greek and Nordic myth) but the idea's never flown. Props to you & your group for giving it a go. Any chance your campaign maintains a blog?[/quote'] No on the blog, but what a great idea! Stay tuned, maybe we can put one together! Meanwhile, another quote from our Ancient Greek Heroes (well, more of a funny action): Big bad guy we're fighting (Iaek) is obviously faster than the rest of the group (who oddly enough all have a 6 SPD). It's been a really ugly battle, one it looks like we're going to lose. We have been pounding the Heck out of him, though. GM is describing what he's doing during his action (when none of the rest of us go): GM: He yawns. Others: He yawns? GM: Yeah, he's taking a recovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Only Enigma & Promethean could make Wednesday's Champions game: Enigma (in SID) blows her second DEX Roll in a row: Enigma: “Damn, shouldn’t have worn high heels!” The dice continue to vex Enigma all night long: Enigma: “My Attack Roll was a 15, and my (3d6) Damage Roll was an 8. Now if those two had been reversed…” And again: Enigma: “My 1/2-die did more damage than the rest put together!” Later, Promethean blows an attack roll: Enigma: “Wow, that was Enigma-bad.” Promethean: “It wasn’t that bad.” Enigma: “Hey!” Following a round of OOC movie quotes, the Heroes discuss adding to their new base: Enigma: “You’re building a fusion reactor in the middle of New York? I’m moving to Chicago!” GM: “What movie is that from?” Enigma: “Uh, no, that was me.” GM: “Ah. Sorry.” Enigma & Promethean fight a Fire Demon and his Hell Hound to a standstill, but the demons escape. Enigma: “I’ll get him." (pause) "And his little dog Toto too.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Forgot one other: Enigma (in SID) was out with Uncle Max & Aunt Katie (DNPCs) for "Dinner, a movie and a guilt trip." Enigma: "Hey, I've faced down Dr. Destroyer. Aunt Katie is... Who am I kidding, she's FAR worse!" We agreed Aunt Katie had put all her points into: +50 PRE; Limited Power: Only to make guilt-based PRE Attacks (-1), Conditional Power: Only works on blood relatives (-1) [17] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... HM(Hackmaster): The Bridge is solid stone. Obviously dwarven in design. It has a raised proclamation in the dwarven tongue. Who can read dwarven? Regibold(a dwarf): Uhm.... Beurgar (another dwarf): Er...well... Grizzle (A gnome titan): I can. Sheesh, this is going to be a long adventure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
concord Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A little story and conversation that took place in downtime between a couple of recent sessions... the Knight had just returned from the dead and the pieces of his sword and shield that Judah had collected after the combat in which the Knight died have disappeared... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Judah asks Prime to come to his quarters to help him investigate the disappearance of the Knight's sword and shield. He shows Prime the security camera recordings and the empty shadowbox where the sword and shield were displayed. "Prime, why are those missing?" queries Judah. "Because the Knight is using them?" replies the puzzled Prime. "Are you saying they just magically disappeared?" "Yes, that's probably what happened," says Prime as he concentrates and a small globe of cosmic energy forms in his hand. He uses the energy globe to illuminated the empty shadowbox. "Check, no sign of dimensional energies." Prime steps back and the energy globe fades from existence. The orange furred primate looks at Judah and launches into a diatribe about the Knight. He lays out the facts as he sees them. The Knight came back from the dead and he comes from Louisiana, so he is obviously some kind of voodoo priest. Judah smiles at Prime and motions him closer then says, "Let me let you in on a secret. The Knight was transported from the 12th century to be my bodyguard and valet." Prime steps back and glares at the Knight, "Nah, I don’t buy it… he is a voodoo priest." The two continue to discuss the Knight with Prime's theory going farther and farther into the inane. It the end, Prime concludes that since the Knight had came back from the dead that he will soon start emitting a malodorous air. To remedy the situation Prime determines that he must spray the Knight down with pine air freshener. Judah decides that asking Prime for his assistance might have not been such a good idea and thanks him for his help as he walks him towards the door. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Only Enigma & Promethean could make Wednesday's Champions game: Enigma (in SID) blows her second DEX Roll in a row: Enigma: “Damn, shouldn’t have worn high heels!” The dice continue to vex Enigma all night long: Enigma: “My Attack Roll was a 15, and my (3d6) Damage Roll was an 8. Now if those two had been reversed…” And again: Enigma: “My 1/2-die did more damage than the rest put together!” On the same theme, several damage rolls into the fight: OCC: Wow, she's really hitting like a girl. Enigma is normally the groups second brick, and was having difficulty with some common thugs for a while there. In and Out of Heroic ID. And one last one from that night: Promethean in Civilian ID is questioned by a coworker (both are pathologists) on his black eye (gained while superheroing) Promethean: Aggressive Microscope Accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Apparently 3 has a new master - this is news to the rest of the party. 3 :"I call the Spectre - Master!" Jerusalem Knight :"What???" Vitus :"What???" Orca :"What???" Void *wakes up in Los Angeles* : "What???" The Spectre unwisely danced with 3 in Fae, and found himself kneeling and proposing to her. She, in turn, was delighted to be thus claimed by a new Master (altho the fact he fought on the Confederate side in the Civil War, but was pro-emancipation anyway, may make this an interesting relationship ) The Gunney : "Let me get this straight - In front of witnesses you took 3 on your knees?" Discussing introducing our newly returned team mate to the Jerusalem Knight "This is E Magister - please ignore the horns, stench of sulphur, and aura of evil " 3 : "We're introducing him to the President?" On discussing a character who had a bus-sized monster land on him, then set on fire, and ignite all the dynamite he was carrying. "There's some uncertainty about his death." "No no no - there's uncertainty about what killed him *first*. We're quite certain he's dead. " The Gunney : "New Orleans is on the southeast coast - I've played Rail Baron!" Vitus : "Correction - it WAS on the coast. Now it IS the coast " Void needs a lawyer, for a small case of second-degree murder "How about the guy that defended OJ?" Me : "'If the mask fits, you must acquit'?" A ninja attacks Vitus, shuriken bouncing harmlessly of his magical defences. Vitus looks the assassin up and down, brings his staff around, switches on the voltage, and murmurs "I sincerely hope you're a genuine assassin, so I'll have an excuse to enjoy what I'm about to do to you." The Spectre and 3's players are woken. "the Spectre is being sodomised by a random ninja" Spectre & 3 : "What? Really?" "No, but the one Vitus just blew through a wall is now being stripped naked by the demon." E Magister : "By the incubus." Orca's player calculating room in for passengers in his car "I can handle 3" Me : "But can 3 handle you?" < Orca being a ten-foot tall morphic killer whale > GM : "3 can handle anything male." Me : "Without splitting in half?" GM : "you have no idea what training Tanashim courtesans go through." Felicity's player : "I'm going to skip the rest of this conversation." The Spectre OOC : "'There's always time for lubricant!'" The Gunney's housekeeper is standing screaming over a set of bloody footprints across the foyer floor The Spectre OOC :"' '" The Orca : "oh, god, The Gunney's houseguest just ate someone's arm." The Gunney : "No, the arm is in the yard. Maurel just bit it *off*" E Magister : "That reminds me, where's the bloodbank? I need breakfast." Vitus : "If you can find that guy, you can suck on the stump." E Magister : "I only need a litre a day of a sentient creature's blunt... Er blood." GM : "oh, no, someone's taken my blunt - I'm all pointy!" Maurel : "What is the punishment for an assault ?" Detective : *shrugs* "Five to ten" E Magister : "Do I get to administer them?" The Spectre : "And with or without barbs?" The Gunney : " Someone's trying to extort money from Everett. Unfortunately they tried to threaten Maurel and she... disarmed one of them." The Spectre : "Literally?" The Gunney : "Yes." The Spectre : "Good for her!" At the arraignment hearing for Void, the rest of the party in the viewing gallery. 3 *whispers*: Is this where we start doing the Mexican Wave? GM : "Who made 3's dress?" The Spectre *proudly* : "The Spectre" Felicity : "Just something he knocked up" *much laughter* The Spectre : er.. just how cross-fertile is 3? Someone drops by the tenement to talk to Vitus Vitus : "I knew another Alejandro once. He was a Ranger. Used to poison people." Orca : "You have some ... bad... friends" Vitus : "On the contrary, he was a very efficient ranger." Vitus to this new Alejandro : Come in, I'll put something on Menton : Alas I have little time. I merely want to know why Doctor Destroyer wants you dead. Vitus : *takes a deep breath* Well, a little over a year ago, my universe, ie the real one... Menton : We can do this more quickly *pries open Vitus's brain with a telepathic crowbar and photocopies the contents* Vitus : Ow. I'm inclined to withdraw that offer of refreshments. Menton : I apologise if that hurt, but I DID say I had little time. Vitus : Ah, that's alright then. Vitus : "Menton dropped by. He's coming back later for truffles." The Spectre : "What???" Felicity : "Vitus is probably the only hero on the planet with that many supervillians as friends " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Apparently 3 has a new master - this is news to the rest of the party. 3 :"I call the Spectre - Master!" Jerusalem Knight :"What???" Vitus :"What???" Orca :"What???" Void *wakes up in Los Angeles* : "What???" Actually, this was the Spectre's only intelligible response for about five minutes, also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Was the old "Viper attacks you at their hidden base on top of an Old West tourist trap" adventure this week. Afternburn, mocking my character Flatblack, a flat black colored amorphous blob.: "Goo . . . sense . . . tingling!" Kid Flux, referring to some nasty Old West candy: "Oh, come on, it's a classic of the Old West". Flatblack: "So was syphilis". Flatblack, responding to another player's really bad idea: "Please tell me you bought your INT down." Ghost:"I shoot the sheriff. Everybody in unison: "What about the deputy?" After Flatblack, hiding behind the caboose of a train, stretches out to grab a knocked-down Afterburn. Afterburn: "So you want to do a reach-around near the caboose?" Kid Flux: "And you hit the hex?" Flatblack: "Well, guys tend to exaggerate those sorts of things." GM: "You see an agent setting plastique in the bedoorm." Flatblack: "Actually, in the bedroom, it's probably silicone." Afterburn: 'Are these charges inflatable?" GM, wishing to just wrap up one part of the adventure: "We'll just finish you off." Flatblack: "Does this involve a reach-around from the caboose?" GM: "You hear labored breathing." Flatblack: Snickering, followed by childish giggling. GM: "Shut up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackCobra Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Another quote from our Ancient Greek Heroes. Super-soldier Critias, complaining to Lydos (my character, energy projector) after he BARELY survived a fight with a really tough bad guy (basically by running away): Critias: "For future reference, if you and Hector are having that much trouble, you come get reinforcements!" Lydos: "I was flying to get you, and he hit me WITH Hector!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsoul Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my Open Fantasy Game at the UK Student Nationals and best appreciated out of context. "Yes! You have helped save the fabric of the universe by punching him in the groin!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonewalker Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Think I'll jump in on this thread with some quotes (mostly OOC) from our new Chronicles of the Agency Pulps/Champions game... During our mission briefing... Agent Libby (NPC): Your contact in Baghdad will be able to provide you with anything you need. Havoc: Really? I've had a real serious need for a jacuzzi! Upon arriving in Baghdad for our mission... GM: Do any of you speak Arabic or German? Rocket Ranger (OOC): Um, I don't speak either of those. Patriot (OOC): I only speak American. Havoc (OOC): None of us speak any foreign languages? Clubber (OOC): In the movies, everyone speaks English, don't they? GM: Patriot (OOC): You guys don't know that Captain Tom Jefferson is the Patriot. Rocket Ranger (OOC): So what's he doing on this mission? Patriot (OOC): Uh, he's the civilian mission supervisor. Rocket Ranger (OOC): Oh, great, so the party's obligated to ditch him first chance we get to do things our way...and Patriot spends the rest of the mission trying to find his teammates! Patriot (in his 'mild-mannered' secret ID after cleaning up and resting): Wow! I feel like a new man! Rocket Ranger: We only wish. Ambassador Whitby (NPC): The Germans have an archaeological dig to the north. We don't know what they're looking for... Havoc: Probably old stuff buried in the earth. Ambassador Whitby (NPC): Dr Stephen Dietrich [German mastermind] has come here accompanied by his daughter Wiltrude... Havoc: Great! We kidnap the daughter and offer an exchange for the kidnapped American curator! Patriot: Better idea - we have Brett [Rocket Ranger] seduce the daughter to gain her confidence! Rocket Ranger: The things I have to do for my country. On location in 1938 Iraq... Patriot: Where might one find the appropriate authorization to enter the German camp? NPC: Germany. Patriot: That's a bit of drive from here. Rocket Ranger: Okay, everybody back on the plane! We'll have to hurry back! GM: So do you all have a plan? Rocket Ranger (OOC): No, we have more of a notion. Patriot (as mild mannered Tom Jefferson): So if the Germans come up and pull guns on us, we can whup their tails. And by "we" I mean you guys. I'll be hiding behind the truck. Havoc sneaks into a tent in the German camp to find kidnapped prisoners. It's dark and she doesn't want to attract attention by using light so she's looking around for clues about the sleeping occupants... Havoc (OOC): Can I find any writing materials to see if these guys are English or German. GM: You find no writing materials at all. No pencils. No pens. No paper. Clubber (OOC): Ah, they must be the prisoners. Patriot (OOC): Yeah, the Nazis were afraid the prisoners might write a note in a bottle to call for help. Havoc (OOC): Right, floating on those desert sand currents. Still trying to figure out who the sleeping occupants are... Havoc (OOC): Do any of them snore in a particular language? Lonewalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Krull the Orc: "Hot Food Place here?" Doniir, the Monk: "You barbarians become pampered quickly when taken out of the wild, don't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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