Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 A friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play at that game. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 I'm addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers. My doctor told me I had to quit cold turkey. tkdguy and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 "Are you a sweet potato fan?" "I yam what I yam." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: A friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play at that game. I foresee a whole flock of bird puns flying our way soon. Better duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 On 11/26/2017 at 6:51 PM, Pariah said: I had a dream the other night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like 0mg. Obviously you're a light sleeper.... Lucius Alexander Napping on a palindromedary Logan D. Hurricanes and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Pariah said: I foresee a whole flock of bird puns flying our way soon. Better duck. I cry fowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 I don't carrot all for the way this is going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 They could make a movie of this starring Benedict Cucumberbach. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Which cell betrayed Jesus? Judas Eukaryote. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 After betraying Single-Cell Jesus, Judas Eukaryote felt so guilty that he threw himself off a cliff and burst asunder. Then he felt twice as guilty. death tribble and tkdguy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 How can you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? The female is the pretty one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Orion's Belt is just a big waist of space. Terrible joke. Only three stars. Rails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 What planet did hitler hate most? Jupiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 What is Andromeda's home, neighbor and favorite snack? The Milky Whey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 50 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said: Orion's Belt is just a big waist of space. Terrible joke. Only three stars. https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/orion_nebula.png Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Willy, bored with stealing cars, swiped a rocket and flew to Mars. There he pursued his normal pattern, which is why the Martians now live on Saturn. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 The alien race living on a planet orbiting Canopus ... ... are called canopeners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Diane Turnshek @DianeTurnshek Follow Follow @DianeTurnshek More Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context. 7:30 AM - 8 Dec 2017 death tribble, BoloOfEarth and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 2 hours ago, megaplayboy said: Diane Turnshek @DianeTurnshek Follow Follow @DianeTurnshek More Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context. 7:30 AM - 8 Dec 2017 And maybe because he doesn't keep hydrogen peroxide behind the bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, Christougher said: And maybe because he doesn't keep hydrogen peroxide behind the bar? He doesn't? Then what will he use if a patron has a cut or scrape that needs to be disinfected?! Oh, right, alcohol will do that. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 Pariah and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 "Weight! Weight! Don't tell me!" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 That joke seems a little forced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 The joke relieved the gravity of the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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