Pariah Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all asked to find the volume of a Red Rubber Ball. The mathematician took a string and measured the ball's circumference. From that he was able to calculate the radius, and then the volume. The physicist submersed it in a graduated cylinder full of water and measured the difference in volume. The engineer said, "Let me just look that up in my Red Rubber Ball book." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 nowadays that'd be "Consult the spec interface at Redrubberballengineering.com". Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Q: How do you tell the extrovert among the physics majors? That's the one who looks at and talks to the tops of your shoes. Pariah and Logan D. Hurricanes 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 This also is relevant to the above. Note the organization offering that item of fine clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 What do you call a creature that's half elephant and half rhino? Elephino! wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 On 10/20/2018 at 11:48 PM, Bazza said: One of the older Classics jokes in the English language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's the Guinness CEO's turn. He orders a Pepsi. "Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks. He replies, "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I." Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Student: "I just dropped my Statistics class." Teacher: "What are the odds?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 I admit I'd be tempted to mutter, "Deviance". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 21 minutes ago, Cancer said: I admit I'd be tempted to mutter, "Deviance". My classes were full of deviants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 And probably not in the right ways, also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Pariah said: Student: "I just dropped my Statistics class." Teacher: "What are the odds?!" Even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 So, Rene Descartes is in a bar near closing time. The bartender asks him, "Would you like another drink?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and vanishes. After Descartes disappears, the bartender turns to Heisenberg. "Wow, did you see that?" the bartender asks, to which Heisenberg replies, "Possibly, but I can't be sure." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 What do we do when chemists die? We barium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Chemists do it on the table... Periodically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton were playing hide-and-seek. Einstein counted to twenty and Pascal ran off, but Newton just drew a square in the ground around himself with a stick. Einstein turned around, saw Newton, and said, "I've found you!" Newton looked confused. "No," he said, "You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!" BoloOfEarth and Ockham's Spoon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? A: Trick question; you can't cross a scaler with a vector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 A snail was making his way through the rough part of town when he accidentally turned down a dark alley, where he was mugged by two turtles. When he met with the police later on, they asked him, "Exactly what happened in there?" "I don't know, Officer," the snail replied. "It all happened so fast." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A snail was making his way through the rough part of town when he accidentally turned down a dark alley, where he was mugged by two turtles. When he met with the police later on, they asked him, "Exactly what happened in there?" "I don't know, Officer," the snail replied. "It all happened so fast." Raphael & Michelangelo have a LOT of explaining to do when I tell Splinter. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable your averages are. The Ns justify the means. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Along the same lines ... if the sample distribution is rather asymmetric, then the standard deviation isn't a good description of the breadth of that distribution. In such a case ... ... you're just skewed. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 Literal jokes for people with a literal sense of humor Warning: There's some NSFW language in the link Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 Freudian slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother. slikmar and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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