Pariah Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Q: How do you keep a bunch of weirdos in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Okay. ... Heeeey ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Q: How do you keep a bunch of weirdos in suspense? Reveal hidden contents A: I'll tell you tomorrow. Ok it tomorrow, now tell! (Timezones have an advantage ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 * Waits for Pariah to make a post containing the single word, "Tomorrow" * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 A bar was walked into by the passive voice.... bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 ... aggressively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 What did the beautiful woman say when the stamp collector made a pass at her? "Philately will get you nowhere." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 On 5/22/2019 at 2:24 PM, Cancer said: * Waits for Pariah to make a post containing the single word, "Tomorrow" * He's our catcher. slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 A neutrino walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "What can I get you?" The neutrino replied, "Nothing, thanks. I'm just passing through." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 wcw43921 and Duke Bushido 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 I see they are undertaking transparency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 Of all the departments in the hospital, I feel that Maternity is the most labor-intensive. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 The joke is good, but your delivery needs work. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 And is epidural-rivitive Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 It probably sounds better dilate in the evening, in a small dark womb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 There is a time and placenta for everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 tkdguy and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Boo! Hiss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 ... and he left poor Cassius with a lean and hungry look. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Little Caesars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 If you glue a dead wasp to your palm, you can hit your boss on the back of the head as hard as you want, and claim to have saved him. Pariah and Ockham's Spoon 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 When asked the secret of his success, Gordon Gecko replied that he read the Bible. Surprised, the interviewer asked a followup question, but Gecko interrupted. "Just the prophets" he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 When facing financial problems, he consulted a preacher friend who advised him to open the Bible to any random page, and it will have the perfect advice for you. Sure enough -- Chapter 11! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 BoloOfEarth, dmjalund, tkdguy and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 The latest celebrity cookbook includes Jim Steinman's recipe for meatloaf. The reviewers gave it two stars out of three. That may not seem great, but for meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad. Lucius and wcw43921 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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