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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

Q: How do you keep a bunch of weirdos in suspense?

 

 

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A: I'll tell you tomorrow.

 

Ok it tomorrow, now tell! 

 

(Timezones have an advantage )

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A neutrino walked into a bar. 
The bartender asked, "What can I get you?"
The neutrino replied, "Nothing, thanks. I'm just passing through."

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When asked the secret of his success, Gordon Gecko replied that he read the Bible. Surprised, the interviewer asked a followup question, but Gecko interrupted. "Just the prophets" he said.

 

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When facing financial problems, he consulted a preacher friend who advised him to open the Bible to any random page, and it will have the perfect advice for you.

 

Sure enough -- Chapter 11!

 

 

 

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