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Maybe this has been mentioned before' date=' but what about the hokey old "Bride of Frankenstein" scenario? You know, Grond is lonely, convinces Mad Scientist X to make him a mate.[/quote']

 

That's certainly one way to go with it. Very classic without being a direct rip of She-Hulk's origin.

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Re: What would be your take on She-Grond?

 

Help Me Ghronda*

 

Well since she stunned me down I've been seeing birdies round my head

I go on a rampage o'love but I'm feeling a mightly depressed

Well, Ghronda you look like mine (look like mine)

And I thought it would be a matter of time

For you to help me Ghronda

Help me get her out of my heart

 

Help me Ghronda

Help, help me Ghronda

Help me Ghronda

Help, help me Ghronda

Help me Ghronda

Help, help me Ghronda

Help me Ghronda

Help, help me Ghronda

Help me Ghronda

Help, help me Ghronda

Help me Ghronda

Help, help me Ghronda

Help me Ghronda yeah

Get her out of my heart

 

She was gonna be my Ghronda

And I was gonna be her Grond (Oh Ghronda)

But she let Mechanon come between us

And it shattered our bond (Oh Ghronda)

Well, Ghronda you passed me on by (passed me on by)

And my tears flooded the Mull of Kintyre (nod to Paul)

You gotta help me Ghronda

Help me get her out of my heart

 

repeat chorus

repeat to fade

 

*dedicated to QM, who did it first.

 

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When you said "mixed up the blood", I, of course, thought of the scene in Crazy Mixed Up Pup where a dog and a man get run over.

 

"Plasma!" "Plasma."

"Dog Plasma!" "Dog Plasma."

 

The poor EMT, being cross-eyed, however, hangs the wrong blood.

 

Comedy ensues.

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Swamp Thing

 

(Sung in crusty bubbles)

 

Swamp thing

You make my heart sing

You make everything

Come on, Swamp thing

 

Swamp thing, I think you move me

But I gotta know for sure

Come on and hold me tight

Oh you move me

 

Swamp thing

You make my heart sing

You make everything

Come on, Swamp thing

 

Swamp thing, I think I need you

But I gotta know for sure

Come on and squeeze me tight

Oh I need it

 

Swamp thing

You make my heart sing

You make everything

Come on, Swamp thing

 

 

LOL

 

 

QM

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I always thought Ogre was the Hulk rif and Grond was the Abomination rif.

 

Shogre?

 

There's room for more than one. There are like six Superman clones in the Marvel universe. However Ogress sounds much better than either She-Hulk or She-Grond.

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If you wanted to give her a reason to hate Interface, use Argent as her origin. They're responsible for Ogre iirc, why not an attempt to use genetic material from Grond to create superstrong metas (or even an attempt to recreate Grond's origin under more controlled circumstances)?

 

You know, it had never sunk in that Ogre was created by ARGENT in 5E, rather than by Mechanon (as I believe he was previously).

 

Funny the things you miss when reading new editions. :D

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You could always link her to Doc Grond from Digital Hero #37. :whistle:

 

That occurred to me, too. Doc Grond developed Grond-like powers deliberately, so his process could be used on someone else.

 

Maybe he has a meek, introverted sister who actually wants the power of Grond and the excitement of being superhuman.

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Grondelilah

Grondame

Grond-Her

Grondette

Grondamsel

Grondanne Grondanna-danna

Grondamazon

Grondiva

 

I'm thinking exotic dancer given a contaminated dollar bill. :D

 

More seriously, what if blood-skin contact carries the Grond Contagion? I mean, how often does Grond ever take a point of BODY and bleed? The one time he did, PRIMUS EMT Greta Pasternak happened to get exposed.

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I'd be less afraid that he might squish the questioner than I would be that he might prove the issue' date=' one way or the other... graphically. :sick:[/quote']

 

Grond put annoying human in pants.

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Re: What would be your take on She-Grond?

 

My take would be - why have a She Grond?

 

Create a female monster with no connection to an established male one. Maybe something that looks like Jenny Greenteeth in the movie "Legend." Ugly and either stupid or malevolent.

 

Then, after at least several sessions, introduce a large, powerful, but attractive male version with an origin linked to the original monster and a similar name.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary has one Y chromosome and one Y-not? chromosome

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