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From consumerist, the ~4500 calorie Fifth Third Burger:

 

It's 5/3 lbs (1.66) of beef with lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and Fritos on an eight-inch sesame seed bun.

 

The team says it feeds one to four people and sells for $20, and if a person finishes the Fifth Third Burger in one sitting, the team will offer up a Fifth Third Burger T-shirt.

 

Not the worst thing that's been posted here, but I thought it was worth noting.

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We were in a hurry the other day and stopped off a Burger King for breakfast. I got a Croissandwich. My god, that was about the greasiest thing I've eaten in years. I could feel the oil leaking out of my pores all day long. Felt like I had swallowed a brick, sitting in my stomach for the rest of the morning. :idjit:

 

OK, it's nothing to compare with the rest of the stuff on this thread, but ... dang. There's people who like those things? :eek:

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We were in a hurry the other day and stopped off a Burger King for breakfast. I got a Croissandwich. My god, that was about the greasiest thing I've eaten in years. I could feel the oil leaking out of my pores all day long. Felt like I had swallowed a brick, sitting in my stomach for the rest of the morning. :idjit:

 

OK, it's nothing to compare with the rest of the stuff on this thread, but ... dang. There's people who like those things? :eek:

 

Some of the things in this thread are much better for you than a lot of fast food. Fast food starts with the cheapest possible ingredients, then gets cooked in old oil under unsanitary conditions by workers who couldn't care less. And then we eat huge amounts of it. We are a strange people.

 

In my death-wish days, I'd pick up 2-3 breakfasts from Dunkin Donuts or McDonalds and eat them on my way to work (90 minute drive). An egg wrapped in sausage and deep fat fried would probably have been an improvement.

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We were in a hurry the other day and stopped off a Burger King for breakfast. I got a Croissandwich. My god, that was about the greasiest thing I've eaten in years. I could feel the oil leaking out of my pores all day long. Felt like I had swallowed a brick, sitting in my stomach for the rest of the morning. :idjit:

 

OK, it's nothing to compare with the rest of the stuff on this thread, but ... dang. There's people who like those things? :eek:

 

Well, I do. If I hadn't been thrown out of the BK in town, I'd probably eat them more often.

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Well' date=' I do. If I hadn't been thrown out of the BK in town, I'd probably eat them more often.[/quote']

 

I told you, man, that Tickle Me Elmo chest burster gag was great at parties but in public... not so much...

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:nonp:

 

It must take a lot of skill and hard work to actually get barred from a Burger King.

 

Next you'll tell me you were thrown out of a football game.

 

Well, flipping the manager the bird will do that. Odds are, she's forgotten all about it by now, it's been something like three years, but I'm still abiding by it. I'm like that ... and I nurse grudges for a very, very long time (I have tough nipples).

 

However, the correct time to tell someone you're not going to hire them is sometime BEFORE they fill out all their paperwork, undergo orientation, and have been on the clock and getting paid for being there.

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Re: Foods for those that just don't care anymore

 

Introducing, the 2700 calorie Super Scooby Burger:

 

The Super Scooby is loaded with four 1/4lb beef burgers, eight rashers of bacon, eight slices of cheese, 12 onion rings, heaps of salad and three sauces. At 2,645 calories, it exceeds the daily recommended limit for men by 145 calories.

 

The burger stands at six inches tall, has a circumference of 13 inches, and weighs in at 1.5kg – the same as a family-sized roast chicken. It also comes with an extra side portion of chips.

 

The Jolly Fryer takeaway in Filton, Bristol, are offering customers the meal for £10 – and provide a free can of diet coke for anyone who can finish it in one sitting.

 

Not surprisingly, the challenge of "beating the beast" has so far been unsuccessful.

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