DusterBoy Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Super hero one liners To Dr Destroyer, Mechanon or any wannabe world conqueror: "Are you over yourself yet, or do you want a few more minutes to tell us how big your ego is?" Hey, if you're going to wind up as a greasy smear anyways. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Super hero one liners For Gravitar: "Oh, come on, baby, if you're going to crush me, at least use your thighs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Super hero one liners To a female brick: "You hit like a girl." My Mystic said that to one of the Inverted Trinity of DEMON. He blasted me instead. . . . that shot hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Superior Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Super hero one liners "I cannot believe how many wannabes I have to deal with!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Super hero one liners "I cannot believe how many wannabes I have to deal with!" thats what they all say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners For Gravitar: "Oh, come on, baby, if you're going to crush me, at least use your thighs." I like this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners When a villain is monologing: "Less talking, more hitting!" (Shamelessly stolen from Hawkgirl on LJU) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners When a villain is monologing: "Less talking, more hitting!" (Shamelessly stolen from Hawkgirl on LJU) Did I miss the episode when Yoda joined the team? (LJU: League of Justice Unlimited?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Only works when a opponent of fitting sexual orientation hits you: "I was not aware our relationship already reached carassing/petting phase." A variant: "Sorry, but I am not into girls/boys/humans/organics/aliens/robots/undead.". Brick: "Hit me with the best you got". Enemy *hits* Brick: "I meant punching, not flirting." From Blade Bunny: (after the enemy started a longer speach): "You know that 'talking somebody to dead' is only is only a figure of speech?" Witty answer delivered with an attack: "Perhaps I should then try something more conventional." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pizza Man Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Shadow Run: We were all stymied and decided to hit our contacts for clues. "OK, you guys hit up your informants. I'll see if I can squeeze something out of Mr Johnson." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners (Good for any explosive power) "CANDYGRAM." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners While being grabbed by some kind of woman-squid hybrid: "I appreciate the attention, madam - but I am already in a committed relationship!" Lucius Alexander Insert palindromedary one liner here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Playing CO, there are a couple of snappy comebacks I've been wanting to use with my character, Red Streak. Villain: "Your superpowers are no match for what I have!" (The latter being something like Elder Worm magic or Lemurian technology.) Red Streak: "What about an AK-47?" *BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA* Villain: "Do you really think you can stand up against me?" *BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA* *THUMP* Red Streak: "Pretty much, yeah." Villain: "You shall die today, human!" *BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA* *THUMP* Red Streak: "Dream on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Ah, talking smack after the die roll. You have learned wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armitage Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners I remember a web site (linked from the old Red October BBS, maybe) that had specific one-liners for various 4e villains. I only remember a couple. Python: "Do the parrot sketch!!" Lady Blue: "I'm sure you did." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Ah' date=' talking smack [i']after[/i] the die roll. You have learned wisdom. I've seen many players talk smack before the die roll, then utterly whiff. It's kind of odd the relationship between the level of smack talk before die rolling and the level of whiffage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armitage Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners I've seen many players talk smack before the die roll' date=' then utterly whiff. It's kind of odd the relationship between the level of smack talk before die rolling and the level of whiffage.[/quote'] It's like Mr. Furious in the opening of Mystery Men. "You want a little whipped cream, Mr. Cherry-top?" Swing-and-miss. Thug grabs Furious and puts him in a full nelson. He struggles and fails to break free. "Is that all you got? Is that all--" Other thug punches him in the stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners This is an evil one, said shortly after hacking of/destryoing a hand or a arm: "You're disarmed". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomGM2602 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Here's some one liners from my campaign CHU: IN BATTLE[and after] Tech Knight:Time for You to get shocked! NEON: IT"S LASER TIIIIMMMME! Both: GAME OVER, LOSERS! Dreamstar:COURT'S IN SESSION GIRLS? COURT OF DREAMS: COURT'S IN SESSION!! Dreamstar: THE VERDICT? COURT: GUILTY! Mechannon: DIE ORGANICS! COMENCING TERMINATION! TECHKNIGHT: You First, O MECH FOR BRAINS![KERCHOW!!} Black Paladin: SURRENDER CHILD! THOU ART NO MATCH FOR MINE BLADE! DREAMSTAR:MATCH YOUR BLADE----AND RAISE YOU ONE BROADSWORD AND A MAGIC BLAST![KRAAAAAKOOOOONN!!] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Speedster attacked, and missed... "Too slow, try again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners "I'm going to hit you so hard your mother is gonna feel it." "But... I LOOOVE mother!" *whack* (Dr. Tran reference) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners "Let's dance!" "I don't really fight crime so much as play cruel practical jokes on it." "In all fairness I must warn you. I have a stick." "I have learned so many wonderful new concepts. Load bearing wall. Collateral damage." "Get him? Get him? Get real!" "Well, that's something you don't see every day." "Your antics are...unimpressive." "What were you hoping to accomplish?" "We have unfinished business, you and I." "Hello? Talking here!" "Allow me to communicate my displeasure." "Your logic is impeccable. And by that I mean totally peckable!" "Go on. Say 'You and what army?' I dare ya!" "Guests. How delightful." "Obviously, I am completely paralysed with fear." "Wow. You're fast! How's your turn radius?" "Did you know that gullible isn't defined in the dictionary?" "I take it 'fashion sense' isn't one of your powers." (Facing an army of foes) I'll take the one on the left! (Facing an enormously powerful foe) Take your best shot...wimp. Can't we all just get along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners So if you're going to be toasted by Dr. Destroyer anyway... I just got off the phone with my ex-wife. And her lawyer. What do you think you're going to be able to do to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomGM2602 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Only works when a opponent of fitting sexual orientation hits you: "I was not aware our relationship already reached carassing/petting phase." A variant: "Sorry, but I am not into girls/boys/humans/organics/aliens/robots/undead.". Brick: "Hit me with the best you got". Enemy *hits* Brick: "I meant punching, not flirting." From Blade Bunny: (after the enemy started a longer speach): "You know that 'talking somebody to dead' is only is only a figure of speech?" Witty answer delivered with an attack: "Perhaps I should then try something more conventional." R:rolleyes::rofl: That was sooooo Corny that I forgot to laugh. Can somebody come up with an original one liner that is not a cartoon Copy before I upchuck my lunch?:sick::sick::sick: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners "I don't really fight crime so much as play cruel practical jokes on it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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