Pariah Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 5 hours ago, death tribble said: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips?! You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Everytime I hear they want to remake that movie I cringe thinking of what someone else's "vision" would do to it. Pariah and Starlord 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 (edited) I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. Only a master of evil, Darth. Should've said 'Vader' there...not Darth. Edited March 7 by Starlord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Excuse me, but are you always this catty or were you born this way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 What did you just say? Chai tea? Chai means "tea", bro! You are saying "tea tea"! Would I ask you for a "coffee coffee" with room for "cream cream"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 (edited) Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure ! Do you want to live forever ? Conan ! What is best in life ? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Edited March 10 by death tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 (edited) 4 hours ago, death tribble said: Conan ! What is best in life ? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Just FYI, the movie almost directly quotes a remark attributed to Genghis Khan, as written in Harold Lamb's famous biography of the conqueror. Lamb's translation is pretty liberal compared to most others that I've found. Edited March 10 by Lord Liaden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 "Ah. Yes, my darling, I was just about to call you. I'm on my way. I've got the cheese and the Beaujolais. What? My love. Kiss the children for me. Huh? Hold on." (sets the phone down) "Yes?" "Your wife is on the other line." "Tell her I'm out of town." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 (edited) No one knows what it means, but it's provocative... No, it's not, it's gross... ...It gets the people going ! Edited March 14 by death tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 We are Barry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 "Never gamble with a Sicilian when death is on the line!" "Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist." "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 ""O Lord, hear my plea. Destroy him. He maketh a blight upon the Land!" "Don't listen to him. He's Crazy" "Under the right circumstances, a producer could make more money with a flop than he could with a hit." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" "STOP SAYING THAT!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Stupid little short circuit... He'll be quite alright... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 23 Author Report Share Posted March 23 "What would you do with a brain if you had one?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 31 Author Report Share Posted March 31 "Excuse me, sir. There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was—" "The cockpit? What is it?" "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 2 Author Report Share Posted April 2 "You're in trouble, aren't you, son?" "Yeah, well, that was my stepdad's ball. I took it without asking. It was signed by Babe Ruth." "George signed this?" "George Herman Ruth, yeah." "I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 "I always wanted a tail." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 There are seven billion people in the world. So when one of them behaves badly toward you, he's actually doing you a great favor because he's saving you time. He's telling you that he's not worth your while. He's freeing you to say, "Thank you for the information. I will now move on to the 6,999,999,999 other people, some of whom may have some value." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 "Our business is a very hard one. But it was never the, uh... the killing or the stress, the bad pay that bothered me." "Well, what was it, Frank?" "It's how anything that you love... can be taken away from you. It taught me never to care. Never to invest. Then I met this woman. Sarah. And now you have her. Now I can't think of anything more horrible than to know that your enemies can hurt someone you love. The feeling is almost indescribable." [the trace completes, and the technician hands Cooper a printout] "You still there, Cooper?" [horrified] "You're at my house" [Frank looks out the window into the yard where Cooper's wife and two children, unaware, are playing] "Almost indescribable, isn't it?" slikmar and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Callie: You love school. Phoebe: I love learning. This is a state-sponsored work camp for delinquents. Callie: Fine. You can help me scrape asbestos out of the attic. Phoebe: I’ll take my chances with public education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 13 Author Report Share Posted April 13 "We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 "Indy! My friend! I'm so pleased you're not dead!" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 "Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human." tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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