Cancer Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 You don't. Already there is talk of men using "sex bots" to play out rape fantasies. Which is abuse by any definition. And how is owning a sapient machine for sexual purposes different from owning a sex slave, a practice we justly despise? My avocados are offended that you say this about them. L. Marcus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 SO, any chance I can find a sapient robot who will love me for being me? *Badger things about his experiences in the past with electronics in general* "Hell, no" You know with women I have historically awful luck. With electronics and machinery, I have historically awful luck. I wouldn't stand a chance would I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 You know with women I have historically awful luck. With electronics and machinery, I have historically awful luck. I wouldn't stand a chance would I? You need to find a female cyborg. That way, maybe your bad luck with women and your bad luck with machines will cancel each other out. Either that, or you'll bring about the apocalypse. "Grandpa, what caused World War III?" "Badger-borgs. Trust me, kid, you don't want to know." Bazza 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Just checking in, lest you think a drop bear got me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cancer Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Just checking in, lest you think a drop bear got me... D***n, they botched the op again. Idiots. Hermit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasBroot Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Just checking in, lest you think a drop bear got me... That sounds suspiciously close to something a drop bear would say to cover its tracks. Lawnmower Boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 That sounds suspiciously close to something a drop bear would say to cover its tracks.No, the code message was to be put in a different thread with a specified content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 "Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Lovely plumage." Michael Hopcroft and Cygnia 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 You need to find a female cyborg. That way, maybe your bad luck with women and your bad luck with machines will cancel each other out. Either that, or you'll bring about the apocalypse. "Grandpa, what caused World War III?" "Badger-borgs. Trust me, kid, you don't want to know." Uhh, well If it rids the world of mankind, I guess it couldn't all bad?.....maybe?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 "Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Lovely plumage." How is Terry Jones' health these days? Last I heard he was very sick, to the point that he had stopped making public appearances and giving interviews. I still can;t believe it's been almost fifty years since "the lads" started performing and writing together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Salvador Dalí's Remains Exhumed, Revealing A Perfectly Arranged Mustache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Ternaugh's signature seems relevant there. Ternaugh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Former President George H.W. Bush (not to be confused with his more infamous son) performed a significant gesture recently when he shaved his head to show moral support for a sick child. Two-year-old Patrick, son of a member of his Secret Service detail, has leukemia and lost his hair from chemotherapy. The 41st President has his head shaved, and the entire detail followed suit. George H.W. Bush has a complicated legacy. He has the distinction of being the last American President to run for re-election and lose. Every President since has served out their eight years regardless of whatever controversies and scandals they were involved in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 That should change with the present incumbant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolgroth Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 That should change with the present incumbantThat depends on who the incumbent is. Trump is pretty hale at this point but I put even odds on him having a serious medical condition before his term is up. Then Pence gets his chance in the Batters Box. If that happens, the Democrats will have to run on a different platform than "Our Guy isn't Trump." It's a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Though it is far from clear at this point who the Democratic candidate will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Britain wins the Tour de France for the fifth time in six years. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/40695072 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 That depends on who the incumbent is. Trump is pretty hale at this point but I put even odds on him having a serious medical condition before his term is up. He's already exhibiting symptoms of dementia or Alzheimer's. There is serious discussion of whether untreated syphilis might be the underlying cause, though age alone could explain everything we see. Though it is far from clear at this point who the Democratic candidate will be. Just as well since they'd just become an early target for the character assassination squads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 I really hope Trump does not die in office. Can you imagine the conspiracy theories that would pop up? There'd be no escaping them, no matter how thoroughly his last moments were documented. It'd be "That was no heart attack, that was poison!" day in and day out. No. Thank. You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Cat Mayor of Alaskan Town Dies after 20 Years in Office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 That depends on who the incumbent is. Trump is pretty hale at this point but I put even odds on him having a serious medical condition before his term is up. Then Pence gets his chance in the Batters Box. If that happens, the Democrats will have to run on a different platform than "Our Guy isn't Trump." He's already exhibiting symptoms of dementia or Alzheimer's. There is serious discussion of whether untreated syphilis might be the underlying cause, though age alone could explain everything we see. Politics aside, I would not wish Alzheimer's or Dementia on anyone, no matter how much I loathed what they stood for, I can take some relatively guilt-free Schadenfreude when they get into a mess of their own making, but not when they get brain tumors or become demented. And that is an important distinction, There is a difference between having your policies ruined and real, agonizing physical pain and suffering. That and "You know what would be really great? If they were dead!" is where I draw the line. And that is very important to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Dementia is absolutely not a disqualifying characteristic for a sitting president; you have only to look to Reagan to see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assault Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 'Giant' huntsman spider terrifies removalists after hitching a ride to Britain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 In former coal country, the working poor show open contempt for neighbors who seek handouts It was a good article that showed both points of view pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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